Barry Loser is the best at football NOT!. Jim Smith
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Название: Barry Loser is the best at football NOT!
Автор: Jim Smith
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Учебная литература
Серия: The Barry Loser Series
isbn: 9781780318042
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‘A hundred what?’ asked Stuart.
‘Press-ups, of keelse,’ I grinned.
‘Why don’t you give ME a hundred press-ups?’ said Darren, as Bunky got on the ground and started pumping his arms up and down.
‘Good boy, Captain!’ I smiled, wondering if I was overdoing the whole Captain thing a bit.
‘One, two, three . . .’ he panted, his face going red.
Sharonella joined in. ‘That’s the spirit, Shaz!’ I boomed. ‘Shmendrix, Smugly - don’t hold back. You too, Darrenofski!’
Stuart and his sort-of boss dropped to their knees next to Shazza. ‘One, two . . .’ gasped Gordon. ‘I’m doing this for the TEAM . . . three, four . . . not for YOU, Loser!’
‘That’s COACH Loser to you,’ I said.
‘If you say that one more time . . .’ said Darren, not finishing his sentence.
‘Right, that’s a hundred more press-ups for you, Darrenofski,’ I shouted. ‘What are you, a Maniac or a mouse?’
I was really beginning to get into this being a coach thing.
Darren looked down at the ball in his hands. ‘You want me to act like a maniac?’ he asked.
‘Yes please,’ I smiled.
And he booted the ball right at my shnozzle.
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