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Contents

Cover

Wiping someone else’s bum

Captain Two Fingers

Sally Bottom

Morag Barnacle

Nettle forest

’Ere we are

Loser in the middle

Gordy-wordy

The missing poles

Renard Dupont

Toilet mopping

Very bad news indeed

Renard’s idea

Snoring Morag

Trying to get out of actukeely doing anything

Futur garçon de rat

The broken mirror

Abracadabkeels

Run for it

Loser Island

The clues

Bogie Islands

Smelly bogies

Everyone dig!

Smallest treasure chest ever

Biggest letdown ever

The storm

Furry hand

Giant woodlouse

Brilliant and amazekeel idea

Real-life Donald Cox

Fake fingernails

Mr Verkenwerken, nature expert

Donald Cox’s Luxury Wooden Lodges

Giant Sabre-toothed Woodlouse

Nose droop

Darren’s phone

Loser Camp

About the author and drawer

Praise for my other books

Back series promotional page

It was the first Sunday of half term and I was sitting in my sitting room watching Future Ratboy with my best friends, Bunky and Nancy Verkenwerken.

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