Did You Say Married?!. Kathie DeNosky

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СКАЧАТЬ you lower your voice?” He sat up and eased his legs over the side of the bed. Propping his elbows on his knees, he cradled his throbbing head in his hands. “Every time you open your mouth, it feels like there’s a jackhammer chipping away at my brain.”

      “Well, excuse me, Mr. Warren,” she said sarcastically. “I happen to be upset.”

      He slowly raised his head to meet her disturbed gaze. “Could you be a little quieter about it?”

      “Only if you cover yourself.” Her cheeks reddened. “This is embarrassing enough as it is.”

      He reached for the blanket, but the apologetic smile he intended to give her turned to a grimace. The facial movement made his hair follicles ache.

      “I think we’ve gone way beyond—”

      “Don’t say it,” she warned, sniffling.

      When she glanced toward the door, Chance watched her close her eyes, then open them as if hoping the sight before her would disappear. A jumble of his and her garments trailed all the way across the room. A black sequined dress and silver pumps, along with his western-cut tuxedo jacket, shirt and boots, lay in a tangled heap just inside the door. A few feet away, a black satin slip peeked from beneath his tailored slacks. On the far side of the bed, and appearing to have been discarded in great haste, lacy black panties, garter belt and hose lay atop his white cotton briefs.

      He watched her zero in on his new hat band, the sight stopping her cold. She gingerly picked up the Resistol to remove her wispy bra from the crown.

      “Do you remember what happened last night?” he asked.

      She dropped his hat as if she’d touched something repulsive. “Of course I do. I attended the Professional Bull Riders awards banquet and then…then…”

      “Me, neither.” Chance massaged his temples. “The last thing I remember I was talking to some reporter from the Rodeo Review about Gray Ghost being named Bucking Bull of the Year. Somebody shoved another glass of champagne into my hand and…” Trying to think, he paused. “After that I draw a blank.”

      When Kristen sniffed again, Chance glanced up. He hoped like hell she didn’t turn on the waterworks. Teary females made him about as nervous as a bull calf at castrating time.

      “You’re not going to cry, are you?”

      She gave him a look that sent the room temperature down by at least ten degrees. “I have a cold.”

      Return of Ms. Deep Freeze, Chance thought ruefully. He watched her gather the rest of her clothes, then walk into the bathroom and shut the door with a resounding thud. The sound made his head throb. He tried not to think at all while he waited for the pain to subside. There would be plenty of time on the long drive home to analyze the contrast between the sultry fantasy of night and the chilling reality of morning.

      In what seemed record time, Kristen emerged from the bathroom fully dressed.

      Her clothes were as elegant as ever, her auburn hair styled to perfection and her posture regally perfect. But no matter what she wore or how she carried herself, she couldn’t erase that well-loved look. Eyes softened by fulfilled desire and the tiny love mark on the side of her elegant neck couldn’t lie.

      Satisfaction and a tinge of regret coursed through Chance. He was responsible for her look of fulfillment. He just wished like hell he could remember more of what they’d shared.

      “Are we in the Mirage?” Kristen asked, walking to the door.

      “MGM Grand.” Careful to hold the blanket in place, Chance rose from the bed. “I’m not sure what morning-after protocol applies in this situation, but—”

      “It’s obvious neither one of us remembers how we got to this point,” Kristen interrupted. She opened the door. “I think the less said about the matter, the better off we’ll both be. Goodbye, Mr. Warren.”

      Chance watched the door close with a quiet click. He felt as if he’d just been dismissed as a minor inconvenience, a mistake that could be quickly and completely forgotten.

      “Well, what the hell did you expect, Warren?” he muttered, throwing the blanket aside and heading for the shower. “The lady got tipsy and fell out of her ivory tower for a night. What made you think she wouldn’t break her pretty little neck climbing back up there in the light of day?”

      Half an hour later, Chance put his tux in a garment bag, stuffed the rest of his clothes into his duffel, then checked his camera case to make sure the exposed rolls of film hadn’t been misplaced. He couldn’t wait to get on the road. It had been more than two weeks since he’d seen his niece and nephew, and with Halloween only a week away, he wanted to fulfill his promise of helping them carve a pumpkin.

      As he turned to gather his wallet and loose change from the dresser, a nagging sensation deep in his gut unsettled him. He had the distinct impression he’d forgotten something very important. But he’d checked the room twice, and for the life of him, he couldn’t figure out what it might be.

      When he patted his front jeans pockets, his gaze zeroed in on the garment bag hanging in the closet and a smile lifted the corners of his mouth. He must have left the polished plume agate he always carried in his tux. He’d found the unusual little stone in West Texas about five years ago and he’d had good luck ever since. No way would he set foot outside the hotel room without it.

      Confident that he’d solved the mystery, he slid the zipper down and searched the jacket. When he removed the stone, a parchment envelope fluttered to the floor. Bending to retrieve it, he pocketed his lucky agate, then removed the official-looking document from the envelope and scanned the information.

      As he stared in disbelief, his heart pounded hard against his rib cage. Certain key elements jumped off the page at him.

      Chance T. Warren.

      Kristen M. Lassiter.

      United in Holy Matrimony.

      “What the hell?”

      Shaking his head, Chance walked to the phone and dialed the number of the chapel listed on the back of the envelope. A woman identifying herself as Shirley answered on the second ring. “I’d like to check on a marriage ceremony performed last night,” he said.

      “Names, please?”

      “Warren and Lassiter.”

      He waited while Shirley put him on hold. This phony certificate had to be some kind of practical joke. His head wrangler, Zach Davis, and some of Chance’s other friends had probably gotten together and set up the whole thing.

      He grinned when he thought of evening the score. He’d get some little gal at the Bucket of Suds to—

      “Is this Mr. Warren?”

      The hair on the back of his neck stood straight up. He hadn’t identified himself as the Warren half of the couple. There was only one way the woman would know. “Yes.”

      “Congratulations and thank you for choosing our chapel, Mr. Warren,” Shirley said, her voice way too cheerful to suit him.

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