We are the Glampions!. Daisy Tate
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Название: We are the Glampions!
Автор: Daisy Tate
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Контркультура
Серия: The Happy Glampers
isbn: 9780008312992
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IZZY: Have lotion. Will apply.
EMILY: Hey ladies – any chance you could nag Izzy about going to the doctor? Maybe Lady V could bully her into it next time Luna and Bonzer go for Sittingstone playdate? Charlotte: How did interview go? Everyone: LMIRL before Freya heads to Bristol.
IZZY: Why are you convinced I can’t see the messages you send about me? You’re not typing them in invisible ink, doofus.
EMILY: You’re a doofus.
FREYA: You both are. Izzy – go to the doctor. Charlotte, the Surrey farm-shop launch you oversaw sounded epic. Soz couldn’t make it. Packing up fifteen years’ worth of things that spark joy is a bitch!
TO: Oliver Mayfield
FROM: Charlotte Bunce
CC: Hazel Pryce
RE: Lunch at Four Feathers
Dear Oliver,
After discussion with my lawyer, Hazel Pryce, I will meet for lunch on one condition: No talk of the house.
Sincerely,
Charlotte Bunce
17 June
TO: Devon Surf Co
FROM: Isabella Yeats
Aloha Kai!
Thanks so much for talking admin into delaying my start date. I appreciate you can’t offer the same instructor’s fee as before seeing as I’ll be on shore duty, but staying in the geodome will more than make up for it. Result, my friend. MAHOLO TO THE HIGHEST!!! Thanks for pulling strings. I promise to give your clients their money’s worth. Can’t believe I haven’t seen you since that last blow-out on Maui. What was it … seven years ago? Eight? Sounds as though returning to the UK with your woman was a good call. Your set-up looks pukka.
Right. Gotta go see Looney in a school play. They’re doing Fiddler on the Roof and Looney’s playing Tevye!!!
Might need to beg for some work in the autumn as things gone a bit woo-woo at this end.
Aloha, my friend x (you remember it means hello and goodbye, right? Or is that wo-mansplaining?) ;-)
PS – You wouldn’t happen to know if there’s a medical clinic or anything nearby. A hospital? Asking for a friend. LOL
TO: Monty
FROM: Wifey
MONTS! WE DID IT!! WE HAVE A BUYER FOR THE HOUSE!!!! BRING ON BRISTOL LIFE!!! Xoxoxooxxooxoxox
Dear Headmaster Lindley,
Please accept my heartfelt apologies for my son’s behaviour.
However painful it is to admit, I agree that expelling Jack is the only course of action.
His father, Oliver Mayfield, will be collecting him at the end of the week, as discussed. Using drugs, even soft ones like marijuana, is entirely unacceptable. I suspect disruption to Jack’s home life hasn’t been helpful in offering him the sense of security any child (teenager) requires. He may have mentioned the sale of the family home, which, of course, I am not offering as an excuse, merely an explanation as to why he may be acting up.
I shall be writing to the other parents as well and accepting full responsibility for my son’s actions. They would very likely not have taken the drugs if he had not supplied them.
Please note, for future communications I will be available on my mobile telephone. I’d appreciate any written communication to be held until I am able to provide you with a new forwarding address. As mentioned, we are in the process of selling the house and have not yet bought a new property.
Yours sincerely,
Charlotte Bunce
27 June
TO: Devon Surf Co
FROM: Isabella Yeats
Aloha Kai!
Really really sorry, buddy. Things are ()@£%&£)( complicated. ’Fraid I’m going to have to leave you in the lurch. I can send word out on the surf web that there’s a kick-ass job going. Would still like to help out at some juncture. Good news is, I’m moving closer. Bristol! Any possibility of keeping me in mind for the autumn?
Aloha on the other end. x Izz
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