Gangsta Granny. David Walliams
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Название: Gangsta Granny

Автор: David Walliams

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Учебная литература

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isbn: 9780007371457

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      Suddenly, he heard Granny quacking her way into the room. Fumbling desperately, he put the lid back on and placed the tin on the shelf. He leaped down, yanked his chair over and sat at the table.

      Glancing at the window, he realised that his flicked egg hadn’t flown out into the garden, but was smeared across the glass. Granny would need a blowtorch to get that off if it dried. So he rushed over to the window and sucked the cold wet egg off the glass, then returned to his seat. It was too unpleasant to swallow so, in a panic, Ben kept it in his mouth.

      Granny shuffled back into the kitchen wearing her third cardigan.

      Still quacking.

      “Better get your coat on, young man. Your mummy and daddy will be here in just a tick,” she said with a smile.

      Ben reluctantly swallowed the cold wet egg. It slipped down his throat. Yuck, yuck and double yuck. “Yes,” he said, fearing he would vomit and deposit the egg back on the window.

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       7 Bags of Manure

      “Can I stay at Granny’s again tonight?” announced Ben from the backseat of his mum and dad’s little brown car. The diamonds in the biscuit tin were so puzzling; he was desperate to do some detective work. Maybe even search every nook and cranny of the old lady’s bungalow. This was all awfully mysterious. Raj had said his granny might have a secret or two. And it seemed like the newsagent was right! And whatever Granny’s secret was, it must be pretty amazing to explain all those diamonds. What if she used to be a zillionaire? Or worked in a diamond mine? Or been left them by a Princess? Ben couldn’t wait to find out.

      “What?” asked Dad, astonished.

      “But you said she was boring,” said Mum, equally astonished, irritated even. “You said all old people are.”

      “I was just joking,” said Ben.

      Dad studied his son in the rear-view mirror. He found understanding his plumbing-obsessed son hard enough at the best of times. Right now Ben wasn’t making any sense at all. “Mmm, well… if you are sure, Ben…”

      “I am sure, Dad.”

      “I’ll call her when we get home. Just to check she’s not going out.”

      “Going out!” scoffed Mum. “The old dear hasn’t gone out for twenty years!” she added with a chuckle.

      Ben wasn’t sure why this was funny.

      “I took her out to the garden centre that time,” protested Dad.

      “It was only because you needed someone to help you carry a load of bags of manure,” said Mum.

      “She had a super day out, though,” said Dad, sounding miffed.

      Later, Ben sat alone on his bed. His mind was racing.

       Where on earth had Granny got the diamonds?

       How much were they worth?

       Why would she live in that sad little bungalow if she was so rich?

      Ben searched and searched his mind, but couldn’t find any answers.

      Then Dad entered the room.

      “Granny’s busy. She says she’d love to see you, but she’s going out tonight,” he announced.

      “What?!” spluttered Ben. Granny hardly ever went out – Ben had seen her calendar. The mystery was getting even more mysterious…

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