The Final Cut. Michael Dobbs

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СКАЧАТЬ and Safety at Work. Sensory pollution.’

      ‘Smells.’

      ‘Yes, if you like.’

      ‘And we’re against them, are we?’

      ‘The European Commission has proposed that all urban workplaces be monitored for excessive sensory pollution with a strict enforcement code for those sites which don’t meet the set standards.’

      ‘You know, there’s a curry shop at the end of my street…’ Bollingbroke began in his usual home-spun fashion, but Urquhart drove right through him.

      ‘Clean up or close down. And you approved of this.’

      ‘Wholeheartedly. Cleaner air, better environment. Honours our manifesto commitment and gives us a ready answer to those who claim we’ve been dragging our feet on Europe.’ She tapped her pen on her blotter for emphasis, betraying her unease. He seemed in such acid humour.

      ‘Have you ever been to Burton-on-Trent, Environment Secretary?’

      ‘I visited for two days when I was sixteen, for a sixth-form symposium.’ Her dark eyes flashed; she wasn’t going to let him patronize her.

      ‘And it hasn’t changed very much in the many years since. Still five breweries and a Marmite factory. On a hot summer’s day, the High Street can be overpowering.’

      ‘Precisely the point, Prime Minister. If we don’t make them clean up their act they’ll not lift a finger themselves.’

      ‘But the entire town lives on beer and Marmite. Their jobs, their economy, breakfast and tea, I suppose. And far be it from me to remind you that the brewers are amongst the party’s staunchest corporate supporters.’

      The Environment Secretary became aware that the two Ministers seated on either side, though still in the same claret leather seats, had yet managed to distance themselves physically from her, as though fearful of getting caught by a ricochet.

      ‘And you’d close them down. Wipe the entire town off the map. My God, not even Goering was able to do that.’

      ‘This is a European proposal which we are obliged to…’

      ‘And how many towns will those ill-begotten French close down? In August the whole of Paris reeks when the water level drops. Small wonder they all flee to the seaside and abandon the city to the tourists.’

      ‘This is a collective decision arrived at after careful study in Brussels. Our future lies in Europe and its…’

      There she was, driving up her one-way street again, in the wrong direction. ‘Bugger Brussels.’ He could no longer contain his contempt but he did not raise his voice, he must not seem to lose control. ‘It’s become nothing more than a bureaucratic brothel where the entire continent of Europe meets to screw each other for as much money as possible.’

      Bollingbroke was rapping his knuckles on the table in approval, tapping out his fealty. The curry shop could stay.

      ‘If you had spent as much time there as I have, Prime Minister, you would realize how…’ – she reached for a word, considered, weighed the consequences and compromised – ‘exaggerated that description is.’ One day, one day soon, she promised herself, she would no longer hold back the strength of her views. She wouldn’t let herself be emasculated like most of the men around the table. She was the only woman, he daren’t fire her. Dare he? ‘This directive is about chemical plants and refineries and…’

      ‘And fish markets and florists’ shops! Environment Secretary, let me be clear. I am not going to have such Euro-nonsense pushed through behind my back.’

      ‘Prime Minister, all the details were in a lengthy position paper I put to you two weeks before the Council of Ministers in Brussels approved the measure. I’m not sure what more I needed.’

      ‘Instinct. Political instinct,’ Urquhart responded, but it was time to back off, move on. ‘I can’t be expected to take note of every tiny detail buried in a policy document,’ he parried, but the effect was ruined as he fumbled for his reading glasses in order to locate the next item on the agenda.

      What motivated Makepeace to join the fray even he had trouble in identifying. He was by nature an intervener. A friend of Annita and strong supporter of Europe, he didn’t care for Urquhart’s arguments or attitude. Perhaps he felt that since he occupied one of the four great offices of state he was in a strong position to conciliate, lighten the atmosphere, pour oil on troubled waters.

      ‘Don’t worry, Prime Minister,’ he offered lightheartedly as Urquhart adjusted his spectacles, ‘from now on, we’ll have all Cabinet documents typed in double space.’

      The oil exploded. It was as if he had offered an accusation that Urquhart was – what? Too old? Too enfeebled for the job? Fading? To Urquhart, deep into humour failure, it sounded too much an echo of the demands for change. He rose with such sudden venom that his chair slid back on the carpet.

      ‘Don’t deceive yourself that one opinion poll gives you special privileges.’

      The air had chilled, grown exceptionally rarefied, thinned by rebuke. Makepeace was having difficulty breathing. A tableau of deep resentment had been drawn in the room, growing in definition for what seemed several political lifetimes. Slowly Makepeace also stood.

      ‘Prime Minister, believe me I had no intention…’

      Others grasped the opportunity. Two Cabinet Ministers on their feet must indicate an end to the meeting, a chance to bring to a close such extraordinary embarrassment. There was a general rustling of papers and as rapidly as seemed elegant they departed without any further exchange of words.

      Urquhart was angry. With life, with Drabble, Burke and Makepeace, with them all, but mostly with himself. There were rules between ‘the Colleagues’, even those whose ambition perched on their shoulders like storm-starved goshawks.

      ‘Thou shalt honour thy colleagues, within earshot.’

      ‘Thou shalt not be caught bearing false witness.’

      ‘Thou shalt not covet thy colleague’s secretary or job (his wife, in some cases, is fair game).’

      ‘Thou shalt in all public circumstances wish thy colleagues long life.’

      Urquhart had broken the rules. He’d lost his temper and, with it, control of the situation. He had gone much further than he’d intended, displayed insufferable arrogance, seeming to wound for the sake of it rather than to a purpose. In damaging others, he had also damaged himself. There was repair work to be done.

      But first he needed a leak.

      It was as he was hurrying to the washroom outside the Cabinet Room that, near the Henry Moore sculpture so admired by Mortima, he saw a grim-faced Makepeace being consoled by a colleague. His quarry had not fled, and here was an opportunity to bind wounds and redress grievances in private.

      ‘Tom!’ he summoned, waving to the other who, with evident reluctance, left the company of his colleague and walked doggedly back towards the Cabinet Room. ‘A word, please, Tom,’ Urquhart requested, offering the smallest token of a smile. ‘But first, a call of nature.’

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