Bravo Unwrapped. Christine Rimmer

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СКАЧАТЬ article about her written by her sleazeball ex-boyfriend, Wyatt. Oh, she should have known better than ever to get involved with him.

      He’d seemed so…nice. So harmless. So sweet, really. At first, anyway. But then the niceness began to get on her nerves. The sweetness got cloying. She found herself doing what she always did with men she’d dated in the past six years: she compared him to—

      No. Not the B-word. She wasn’t thinking about B— No way. No more. Not today.

      And she really, truly had to face it: she was good at a lot of things. Especially her job. But men? Not her forte. Every time she tried with one—which wasn’t all that often, no matter what Wyatt Epperstall wanted every TopMale subscriber to think…whenever she tried with one, it always ended badly.

      Just like it had with Buck.

      Oh, God. Buck…

      And there. She’d done it. Thought his whole first name, again—twice—not thirty seconds after promising herself she wouldn’t.

      Note to self: Do not think of B.

      Second note to self: No. More. Boyfriends. Ever.

      And really, she should never have taken that big sip of latte. Because, for some reason, her swallowing mechanism seemed to be malfunctioning. Her stomach was rising.

      B.J. knocked over her chair as she stood. The latte went flying. It hit the floor and splattered—across the floor tiles, up the wall. She glanced frantically around.

      Oh, God. What she wouldn’t give right now for the corner office—the one her father never used, the one with its own damn bathroom, for pity’s sake.

      She spotted her wastebasket in the corner. What else could she do? Making hideous gagging noises, she staggered toward it….

      Good thing she had Giles. Once she was through ruining both her blouse and the wastebasket, she buzzed him and he came right in.

      He shut the door. “Darling, my God,” he said, wincing and wrinkling his patrician nose. Then he considered. “Ditch the blouse. Wear the blazer, buttoned up. It’s going to be fine. I’ll just crack the window…”

      He went out while she changed and came back with one of the maintenance people. She escaped to the ladies’ room. When she returned, her office smelled of floral air freshener. The wastebasket had been replaced and the splattered latte mopped up. She gave the maintenance guy a massive tip and he took the blouse, promising he’d have it back, good as new, in a day or two.

      “Alrighty.” She forced a grateful smile, thinking at the same time that if she never saw that blouse again, it would be more than alrighty with her. The janitor left her alone with her assistant.

      Giles looked at her and frowned. “Go home,” he said.

      “Not on your life—BTW, you are invaluable.”

      “I am, aren’t I?”

      “And it’s ten-fifty-five. Arnie awaits….”

      The meeting was not a success.

      They came up with zip. The alternative features simply wouldn’t do. Either the slant was wrong or the story wasn’t big enough for the cover. There was nothing in the works that could effectively be moved up. Fresh ideas were in short supply.

      Arnie told her to “work it out” and get back to him by the end of the day.

      After the meeting, there was lunch. B.J. took a pass on that. She ate more crackers from the box she’d stowed in her desk and drank some water and racked her exhausted brain for a solution to the cover-feature dilemma. Racking did nothing. Her brain refused to spit out a single viable idea.

      The afternoon brought more meetings. Tense ones. She made frequent trips to the restroom and avoided the eyes of her colleagues. When she wasn’t in a meeting or hugging the toilet bowl, she received sniggering and/or sympathetic calls from acquaintances and associates who had seen—one even went so far as to say she had devoured—the “Man-Eater” article.

      At four-thirty she met with Arnie again—to tell him she’d have something for him by the next day. Arnie was not pleased.

      At five, as she and Giles were brainstorming madly, her outside line, set on silent page, began flashing. She glanced at the display. Her father. So not the person she wanted to talk to right then. But also not someone she could ignore.

      “L.T.,” she said to Giles. Her father’s name was Langly Titus, but everyone, including B.J., called him L.T.

      Giles nodded, got up, and left her alone.

      She picked up. “Hello, L.T.”

      “We need to talk,” said her father, and then fell silent. L. T. Carlyle fully understood the power of silence. He would make pronouncements, then wait. And wait some more. First one to speak was the loser. L.T. never lost.

      B.J. allowed a full count of ten to elapse before prompting wearily, “About?”

      More silence. Then, at last, “First, and of minimal importance, that pissant, Wayne Epstein.”

      “Wyatt. Wyatt Epperstall,” she patiently corrected as her stomach gave a nasty little lurch. So. L.T. had read the “Man-Eater” article. She wasn’t surprised. Though he rarely left his world-famous mansion, Castle Carlyle, upstate, L.T. made it his business to know just about everything that was going on in the outside world. He subscribed to every newspaper and magazine known to man, TopMale included. And he could read two thousand words a minute.

      “Wyatt, schmyatt,” grumbled L.T. “A wimpy, whiny-assed piece of work if ever there was one. Didn’t I warn you about him?”

      “Yes,” she said carefully. “I believe that you did.”

      L.T. laughed his lusty laugh. “But I have to say, B.J.

      You make your old dad proud.”

      “Oh? How’s that?” she asked, though she knew she wouldn’t like the answer.

      She didn’t.

      He said, “‘Manhattan Man-Eater.’ That’s my girl. Tough, smart and always on top. Takes after her old man, and that is no lie.”

      “Gee, L.T. I never thought of it that way.”

      “Do I detect a note of sarcasm? Stand tall. Be proud. Let the Waldos of the world whine and whimper.”

      “Wyatt. The weasel’s name is Wyatt. And I’m sorry. But I don’t see it that way. That article just happens to be a total invasion of my privacy.”

      Her father swore. Eloquently. “B.J. You shame me. You’ve got to do something about that Puritanical streak.”

      That was way below the belt. B.J. was no Puritan, far from it. But she wasn’t an exhibitionist either. She wanted the details of her private life to remain exactly that: private.

      She said nothing. She told herself she was exercising the power of silence on L.T. for a change, СКАЧАТЬ