The Kill Society. Richard Kadrey

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      “I wouldn’t know.”

      I feel stupid holding an unlit cigarette, so I put it back in the pack.

      “Let me see if I have this straight,” I say. “The Magistrate and his party boys show up in Blue Heaven and have a barbecue. So, how is it you ended up joining them?”

      He looks back at the tarp, too.

      “When the Magistrate found out I was the librarian and Blue Heaven’s historian, he strongly encouraged me.”

      “And who’s going to say no to King Kong?”

      He draws a breath.

      “I wish I could say that I was brave enough to refuse. I took some of the most important books, my pens and ink, and I’ve been with the havoc ever since. The Magistrate wants a record of the crusade. He thinks it will be important. So do I, but not for the reasons he thinks.”

      I’m still bleeding and my left leg hurts. Horned Toad got my quadriceps and the meat isn’t healing fast enough for my taste. I shake blood off my boot onto the sand.

      “They don’t have Nuremberg trials in Hell, Father.”

      “No. But perhaps they do in Heaven.”

      “Always the optimist,” I say, and he shrugs. “As for the other thing, I would have joined him, too.”

      He turns his head toward me.

      “That’s nice of you to say, but I know you wouldn’t.”

      “That’s where you’re wrong. When a tidal wave washes out the luau, you surf it and look for land.”

      “Thank you,” he says. “I’m sorry. I know this is a strange moment for you, but I have to ask …”

      I put a hand on his shoulder.

      “Brigitte is fine. She’s working. Doing auditions. She got a part on some cable-TV series.”

      He puts his hand over mine for a minute.

      “Thank you.”

      “She misses you.”

      He takes his hand away.

      “It’s mutual.”

      Brigitte Bardo and Father Traven were an item back in the world. A defrocked priest and an ex-porn-star zombie hunter. A Hollywood love story if there ever was one.

      “And how are the others? How’s Candy?” he says.

      Now it’s my turn to get awkward.

      “Everyone is fine. Candy’s doing good. But she goes by a different name now. I’ll tell you about it later.”

      “Of course,” he says.

      We stand there in awkward silence, and I think about all the life leaking out of me. There’s only one thing that’s going to take my mind off all this blood.

      “I don’t suppose you have a light, do you?”

      Traven goes to his camper and comes back with a match. I take out a Malediction and he lights it for me. Breathe in a big lungful of the beautiful poison.

      “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”

      “Then you’ll fit in just fine around here,” he says.

      He nods to the camper.

      “I have some work to do. I’ll come back when the Magistrate calls for you.”

      “Don’t worry about me. I bet I’m the only one here with cigarettes. The rest of these assholes are smoking locoweed and pocket lint.”

      Traven gives me a small smile and then heads back to his camper.

      “Enjoy the smoke,” he says.

      I sure as hell will. It might be my last.

      I COOL MY heels in the burned-out pickup for an hour. Smoke one Malediction and light a second off it. But I stop there. Got to ration myself, which isn’t in my nature, but these are weird times.

      The good news is that while I was bleeding when I started the first cigarette, I’ve pretty much stopped by the time I flip the butt of the second away. That’s means I still heal quickly. Good news there.

      The cigarette arcs through the air in the direction of the mountains and almost hits Daja, who’s headed my way. She doesn’t even flinch. Just tracks the flying smoke’s flight with her eyes and watches it miss her by a couple of inches. Nice.

      She crooks a finger at me.

      “Let’s go,” she says.

      “Where to?”

      “The Magistrate wants to see you.”

      “That’s okay. I like the view right here.”

      She rests her hand on the grip of her pistol, cop-style. She’s packing a Colt 1911. Not a new gun, but it still blows nice holes in things.

      “The Magistrate wants you with a clear head, so I’m not going to shoot you anywhere that’ll kill you. Just where it hurts.”

      “Fine. I’ll go to prom with you, but you’re paying for the limo.”

      I swing my legs down out of the truck and yell, “Father! We’re up.”

      Traven comes out of his camper, putting on the ragged duster.

      We follow Daja to a Hellion motor home. It looks less like something your grandparents would drive to the Grand Canyon and more like a Gothic mansion on wheels—one designed by insects and decorated by something with more tentacles than taste. Hellion chic. Daja opens the door and we go in.

      The light inside comes from glowing glass globes that seem to float above the furniture. A cramped sofa along one wall and a small table with chairs in the center of the claustrophobic room finish off the nightmare.

      The Magistrate sets down a book he was reading when we come in. He points to chairs at the table for me and Traven, then sits down across from us. Daja doesn’t sit. She stays behind me doing her best to loom. At another time and place I’d say it didn’t work and I’d mean it. But right here and right now, I’m a little off my game and I don’t like her and her gun behind me.

      The Magistrate says, “Thank you for coming without causing any more trouble. I somehow think it’s not in your nature to so graciously respond to a summons.”

      I shrug. “It beats bleeding in a truck. Do you have anything to drink around here?”

      The Magistrate turns around, takes a glass off a small table, and sets it in front of me.

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