Название: TV Stars!
Автор: Fiona Cummings
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Детская проза
isbn: 9780007380398
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âActingâs not like that!â she snapped. âYouâre supposed to be natural!â
âOh like you, you mean!â snorted Kenny. She put on a really posh voice and started to speak really slowly. âOf course I know what five times six is, Mrs Weaver. Itâs forty-six of course!â
The rest of us cracked up.
âI never said that!â said Fliss crossly. âI know that five times six is thirty!â
We laughed even harder.
âOh Fliss, whereâs your sense of humour?â giggled Frankie. âWeâre just saying that you seem to be taking this actress thing a bit far. If youâre so keen, why donât you go to a drama class? Thereâs got to be one somewhere near here.â
That sounded like a great idea. At least that way we wouldnât have to suffer Fliss trying to be the next Lindsay Lohan. Or so we thoughtâ¦
It was just our luck that when we went to Brownies a couple of days later, someone had put up a brand new poster on the notice board. It was luminous yellow so it sort of hit you right in the eyes. It said:
âLook at that!â said Fliss, hopping around from foot to foot as she read it. âDonât you see? Itâs a sign! I wanted to go to a drama class and suddenly thereâs one right here on our doorstep! Weâve got to go to it! Itâs going to make me a star!â
âHang on a minute!â insisted Kenny. âWhatâs all this we business? Itâs you who wants to be the actress. Youâre on your own!â
Fliss pouted and made her eyes all big and wide. Sheâs always doing stuff like that to make people feel sorry for her, but it doesnât usually work with us.
âActually, it might be a laugh,â admitted Frankie. âMy granâs always calling me a âlittle actressâ. It might be kind of fun to go to a proper drama class.â
âWell Iâve always fancied being a TV presenter, and I guess a few drama lessons might help,â said Rosie. âThen I might get a big break myself and end up presenting Blue Peter. That would be so cool!â
âThe point is that going to drama class would be good for all of us,â said Fliss seriously. âCome on, letâs all go, itâll be great! Please? Pretty, pretty per-lease?â
Before we had time to decide, Brown Owl came in and we had to get into our packs. The poster definitely gave us a lot to think about, though. Fliss, Frankie and Rosie all seemed really keen on the idea of going to drama classes, and I was certain that Kenny would go too â sheâll do anything for a laugh. I wasnât sure that it was exactly my kind of thing, but was I going to miss out? No way!
After the Brownie meeting Fliss was still excited about the drama class.
âYou will all be able to go, wonât you?â she kept asking.
âOh Fliss, give it a rest!â groaned Frankie. âWeâll ask when we get home. OK?â
I knew that Mum and Dad wouldnât mind me going, as long as it didnât affect my school work. As it was kind of near the end of term anyway, I couldnât see that happening. Unfortunately my stupid brothers found out about the drama class too, and wouldnât stop taking the mickey out of me.
âYou might get a part in one of those vet programmes,â suggested Stuart my eldest brother, who helps out on the local farm whenever he can.
âYeah, as one of the animals!â laughed Tom. Heâs fourteen, so youâd think he might be a bit more mature than that. Listening to Ben and Spike laugh, youâd think heâd cracked the funniest joke ever. But I suppose when youâre four like Ben, anythingâs funny â and Spike is only a baby, so he doesnât know any better.
Still, their endless teasing about me trying to act really got on my nerves, and I thought about not going to the drama class after all. Of course I didnât, because when I saw the others the next day they were still all really up for it and we always tend to do stuff together.
So the next week, on Wednesday 26th May, we found ourselves at St. Markâs Church Hall in Cuddington, not really knowing what to expect. But you know what? It was the start of one of our craziest adventures yet!
To be honest with you, I didnât really know what to expect from the drama class. I kind of hoped it would be like Fame Academy with loads of cool kids strutting about, but that kind of thing is never really going to happen in Cuddington!
âSo what do you think weâll be doing in this class?â asked Rosie, looking about her nervously. We were waiting outside the hall with a few other people. The doors were locked, which wasnât a good sign.
âNever mind what weâre going to be doing, are you sure there is a class here?â said Kenny, looking a bit fidgety. âIâm going to give this another five minutes, then Iâm off!â
âItâs only six oâclock now,â said Fliss. âThereâs no need to be so impatient.â
âI hate waiting around,â Kenny replied through gritted teeth, and went to climb the tree behind the hall.
âWell thatâs not going to impress the drama teacher very much, is it?â sniffed Fliss. âI donât know why Kenny always has to be such a fidget.â
Itâs true that Kenny is kind of impatient and wants everything done yesterday, but I guess we were all getting a bit twitchy. Itâs the âfear of the unknownâ, as Dad sometimes says.
I looked around at the other people waiting. Most of them were about our age and most of them were girls. I recognised quite a few of them from Brownies. There was a small group of older children who all seemed to know each other too. One of them looked very like one of Tomâs mates, Daniel. I kind of wanted to go up to him to say âHiâ, but I felt too nervous and wimped out.
Suddenly there was this enormous bang and a sort of spluttering sound. A really battered old car had come to a halt just outside the hall.
âHey, look at that!â whispered Rosie.
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