Fizzypop. Jean Ure

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      “Only a little bit,” I said. “If you tucked it in, nobody’d ever notice.”

      “I don’t want to tuck it in! That was my favourite shirt, I was going to wear it on Saturday. Mum, it’s not fair! She shouldn’t be allowed to touch my things.”

      “Frankie.” Mum turned to look at me. She didn’t seem cross; just kind of… resigned. “I told you to stick to simple stuff… sheets, pillowcases. Tea towels. Why did you have to go and mess with Angel’s shirt?”

      “It was there,” I said, “waiting to be ironed. I thought you’d be happy! I folded everything all nice and neat. And I put it all away.”

      “And you went spying in my room!”

      “Did not!”

      “Did so!”

      “Did not. I just put it away for you.”

      “Just tried to hide it, you mean.”

      I hadn’t actually tried to hide it, cos that would have been dishonest; but I had sort of hoped that by the time she came across it she’d have decided it was just, like, totally naff and she couldn’t bear to be seen dead in it, which is what usually happens when she’s worn something more than a couple of times.

      “You might at least have owned up,” said Mum. “Just admitted to an honest mistake.”

      “Honest!” Angel made a loud barking sound. “Huh!”

      Whatever that was supposed to mean.

      “Look, just calm down,” said Mum. “It’s not the end of the world. We’ll get you another one.”

      “She ought to buy it.”

      “Well, I can’t,” I said, “cos I haven’t any money.”

      “No, that’s because you’re still paying for setting the garden shed on fire!”

      “That was an accident.”

      “Are you saying my shirt wasn’t?”

      “No, I—”

      “Are you saying you shrivelled it on purpose?”

      “No! I just—”

      “STOP!” Mum’s voice came bellowing at us up the hall. “I have had enough!”

      We both quavered into silence. When Mum gets mad, she gets really mad. Far worse than Dad.

      “Just button it! I can’t take any more, this time of the morning. I’ve got Mrs Simmonds coming for a fitting at eight o’clock, I don’t need to be all hot and bothered.”

      Mum works from home doing dressmaking and stuff; she often has people arriving at weird hours.

      “Get yourselves ready,” she said, “and get off to school.”

      Angel disappeared, muttering, into her room. I went through to the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I always eat breakfast. I once read somewhere it’s the most important meal of the day; it gives you brain power. Angel doesn’t bother with it, on account of being figure-conscious. The most she ever has is a low-fat yoghurt, but I believe in eating properly. Angel can be stick thin if she wants. I’d rather not have my stomach rumbling in front of the whole class, which is what happened to me once and was just, like, so embarrassing I wanted to die, especially when people started calling me Rumblebelly. Who wants to be stick thin anyway? She is at that age, Mum says. Fifteen. It makes her very angry.

      Tom was in the kitchen, packing books into his school bag. I said, “You eaten?” but he just mumbled and went on packing. I have never actually seen Tom eat breakfast, but that’s not to say he doesn’t. He is just a very private kind of person. Very secretive. I have this theory that Mum must have been abducted by aliens and that his real father is some kind of robot creature from outer space. It seems the only rational explanation. Mum says I’m not being fair; she says he is just shy. “Imagine what it must be like for him, sandwiched between you two.”

      At least he doesn’t fly into rages.

      “Honestly,” I said, “talk about over the top! It was just a little bit of crinkle.”

      I’d hoped he might sympathise with me for the way I’d been treated; that we might even have a cosy chat about Angel and her furious temper. But you can’t really have cosy chats with Tom.

      “It’s not like I crinkled the whole thing,” I said. “Soon as I saw what was happening, I stopped.”

      Tom grunted, and stuffed some more books into his bag.

      “And that thing with the shed… I was just trying to fumigate it.”

      “Yeah?”

      “For Dad.”

      “Yeah.”

      “Cos of what he was saying about someone leaving the door open and the foxes getting in?”

      “Yeah?”

      “Saying it smelt bad, it needed to be fumigated?”

      “Yeah?”

      “I thought I’d do it for him.”

      Tom wedged in the last of his books. “Surprised you knew what fumigate meant.”

      “I Googled it!” I’m not stupid. I know how to find things out. “It’s when you fill a place with fumes to get rid of smells and stuff.”

      Which is what I’d done. Tried to do. I’d taken one of the big scented candles left over from Christmas and put it on Dad’s work bench and lit it. I’d stood it on a saucer! I’m not irresponsible.

      “I was only trying to help,” I said.

      “Some help,” said Tom.

      I’d thought Dad would be pleased. I thought next time he went out there he’d find a lovely scent of pine. Instead, there’d been a horrible smell of burning. Mum had been a bit cross. She said who on earth would leave a lighted candle in a shed full of combustible materials, meaning stuff that would go up in flames. Angel said, “She would!”

      I felt a bit bad about it cos I had this feeling it might have been me that had left the shed door open in the first place. It might not have been; but it could have been. Which is why I very nobly offered to give up two weeks’ pocket money to help pay for the repairs. I never thought Dad would accept!

      “I still don’t know how it happened,” I said.

      “Yeah.” Tom picked up his bag and slung it over his shoulder. “A total mystery.”

      “Well, it is!” I agreed, eagerly. It was a mystery. It’s what I’d been saying all along, only no one would listen. “Might not СКАЧАТЬ