Vampire Rites Trilogy. Darren Shan

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      “Very few vampires live to be a ripe old age,” he replied. “While vampires live far longer than humans, very few of us make it to our vampiric sixties or seventies.”

      “What do you mean?” I asked.

      “Vampires measure age in two ways – earth years and vampire years,” he explained. “The vampiric age is the age of the body – physically, I am in my eighties. The earth age refers to how many years a vampire has been alive – I was a young boy when I was blooded, so I am seven hundred earth years old.”

      Seven hundred! It was an incredible age.

      “Though many vampires live for hundreds of earth years,” Seba went on, “hardly any make it to their vampiric sixties.”

      “Why not?” I asked.

      “Vampires live hard. We push ourselves to the limit, undergoing many tests of strength, wit and courage. Hardly any sit around in pyjamas and slippers, growing old quietly. Most, when they grow too old to care for themselves, meet death on their feet, rather than let their friends look after them.”

      “How come you’ve lived so long then?” I asked.

      “Darren!” Mr Crepsley snapped, shooting me a piercing glare.

      “Do not chastise the boy,” Seba smiled. “His open curiosity is refreshing. I have lived to this long age because of my position,” he said to me. “I was asked many decades ago to become the quartermaster of Vampire Mountain. It is not an enviable job, since it means living inside – hardly ever going hunting or fighting. But quartermasters are essential and much honoured – it would have been impolite of me to refuse. If I was free, I would have been long dead by now, but one who does not exert oneself tends to live longer than those who do.”

      “It seems crazy to me,” I said. “Why do you push yourselves so hard?”

      “It is our way,” Seba answered “Also, we have more time on our hands than humans, so it is less precious to us. If, in vampire years, a sixty-year-old man was blooded when he was twenty, he will have lived for more than four hundred earth years. A man grows tired of life when he has lived so much of it.”

      I was trying to see it from their point of view, but it was hard. Maybe I’d think differently when I’d been around a century or two!

      Gavner rose before we’d finished eating and said he had to leave. He asked Harkat to accompany him.

      “Where are you going?” I asked.

      “The Hall of Princes,” he said. “I must present myself to the Princes and tell them about the dead vampire and vampaneze we discovered I also want to introduce Harkat, so he can pass on his message. The sooner the better, I think.”

      When they left, I asked Mr Crepsley why we hadn’t gone with them. “It is not our place to present ourselves to the Princes,” he said. “Gavner is a General, so he has the right to ask to see the Princes. As ordinary vampires, we must wait to be invited before them.”

      “But you used to be a General,” I reminded him. “They wouldn’t mind if you popped in to say hello, would they?”

      “Of course they would,” Mr Crepsley scowled, then turned to Seba and sighed. “He is slow to learn our ways.”

      Seba laughed. “And you are slow to learn the ways of the teacher. You forget how eagerly you questioned our way of life when you were blooded. I recall the night you stormed into my chambers and swore you would never become a General. You said Generals were backward imbeciles, and we should be looking to the future, not dwelling in the past.”

      “I never said that!” Mr Crepsley gasped.

      “You certainly did,” Seba insisted. “And more! You were a fiery youth, and there were times when I thought you would never calm down. I was often tempted to dismiss you, but I did not. I let you ask your questions and air your rage, and in time you learned that yours was not the wisest head in the world, and that the old ways might indeed be best.

      “Students never appreciate their teachers while they are learning. It is only later, when they know more of the world, that they understand how indebted they are to those who instructed them. Good teachers expect no praise or love from the young. They wait for it, and in time, it comes.”

      “Are you scolding me?” Mr Crepsley asked.

      “Yes,” Seba smiled. “You are a fine vampire, Larten, but you have much to learn about teaching. Do not be so quick to criticize. Accept Darren’s questions and stubbornness. Answer patiently and do not scold him for his opinions. Only in this way can he mature and develop as you did.”

      I extracted a guilty pleasure out of watching Mr Crepsley being hauled down a peg or two. I was extremely close to the vampire, but his pomposity sometimes got on my nerves. It was fun to see him have his wrists slapped!

      “Stop smirking!” he snapped when he saw me.

      “Now, now,” I scolded him. “You heard what Mr Nile said – be patient – strive to understand me.”

      Mr Crepsley was puffing himself up to roar at me when Seba coughed discreetly. The vampire glanced at his old teacher, the air wheezed out of him, and he grinned sheepishly. Instead of giving out, he politely asked me to pass him a loaf of bread.

      “My pleasure, Larten,” I responded wryly, and the three of us shared a quiet laugh while the other vampires in the Hall of Khledon Lurt bellowed, told stories and cracked ribald jokes around us.

       CHAPTER FOURTEEN

      AFTER BREAKFAST, Mr Crepsley and me went to shower as we were filthy from the trek. He said we wouldn’t wash often while here, but a shower at the start was a good idea. The Hall of Perta Vin-Grahl was a huge cavern with modest stalactites and two natural waterfalls, set close together to the right of the door. The water fell from high up into a vampire-made pond, and flowed to a hole near the back of the cavern, through which it disappeared and joined up with other streams underground.

      “What do you think of the waterfalls?” Mr Crepsley asked, raising his voice to be heard over the noise of the running water.

      “Beautiful,” I said, admiring the way the torchlight reflected in the cascading water. “But where are the showers?”

      Mr Crepsley grinned sadistically and I clicked to where we were meant to wash.

      “No way!” I shouted. “The water must be freezing!”

      “It is,” Mr Crepsley agreed, slipping off his clothes, “but there are no other bathing facilities in Vampire Mountain.”

      I started to protest, but he laughed, walked to the nearest waterfall and immersed himself in the spray. I felt chilly just looking at the vampire showering, but I’d been eager to wash, and I knew he’d mock me for the rest of our stay if I backed out. So, wriggling free of my clothes, I walked to the edge of the pond, tested СКАЧАТЬ