Quests for Glory. Soman Chainani

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СКАЧАТЬ we also can’t read their minds,” pushed Anadil. “And the longer we wait, the more chance there is that someone swoops in and tries to fill the School Master’s place on his own. Someone as bad as Rafal. Or worse. And then who are the Woods going to turn to for help? The King of Camelot, like they used do? Tedros? You think he can lead? You think he can unite Good and Evil? He couldn’t even get through his own coronation!”

      Hester watched her avocado turn black.

      “Besides, it’s not like we’re making the final decision. We just have to give Dovey a shortlist. The final decision is up to her—” Anadil persisted.

      “It’s up to both Deans,” Hester shot back. “Do you really want Sophie picking the next School Master? After she fell in love with the last one?”

      “Mmm, he’d be pretty at least,” Dot mused. “Sophie does have good taste in men.”

      Hester gave her a putrid look.

      “What? It’s true,” Dot said. “She’s probably sneaking gorgeous Everboys into Evil as we speak.”

      “Maybe the old Sophie would have,” Anadil countered. “But she’s Dean now. She’s the face of Evil.”

      “Ani’s right. She has changed,” Hester admitted. “I mean we hated her as Dean those last months of school, but she really did seem happy without a boy.”

      “For now,” said Dot.

      “For now,” Anadil conceded.

      “And from what Dovey’s told us, she’s getting worse,” said Dot. “Moving into the School Master’s tower … adding beach cabanas to Halfway Bay … turning the Doom Room into a dance club on Saturday nights … morphing the castle into a living memorial to herself … Sounds like she’s starting to ‘push boundaries,’ just like Pea-man said. I mean, how long before she decides she needs a date to Agatha’s wedding?”

      Hester and Anadil goggled at her.

      “Um, hellllloo, you don’t think Sophie would show up alone, do you? To her best friend’s wedding to a king?” Dot asked.

      Hester looked at Anadil. “Every once in a while, she says something worth thinking about.”

      “Not enough to keep her around,” said Anadil.

      “Next time I’m eating all the lentil cakes,” Dot huffed.

      Suddenly a tiny spray of white light appeared above them, as if the air had ripped open, giving them a peek into a new dimension. The light distended and wobbled like a sack of water before it slowly took the shape of a circle and Professor Dovey’s face appeared in the middle, blinking at them from inside a crystal ball.

      “Girls, I have news,” she said breathlessly.

      Immediately Hester noticed something was wrong. Dovey’s eyes were rimmed red, her hair frazzled and greasy, and the lines around her mouth rutted deep.

      Her office was a mess, littered with newspapers and scrolls. The gold vial that Dovey had recently been wearing around her neck was now empty and there was a map floating in the air like a wandering balloon, covered in red lettering Hester couldn’t make out. There was even a food stain on the Dean’s green gown, which made Hester think the situation was dire indeed, since no one had ever seen Professor Dovey look anything but spotless.

      “Uh, are you okay, Professor?” Hester asked, struggling to muster sympathy, an emotion she didn’t really have. Though she had zero respect for fairy godmothers (and Dovey had been Cinderella’s before becoming Good’s Dean), the fact Dovey trusted them with this mission had softened Hester’s opinion of her. She’d even begun to see Clarissa Dovey as a friend. “You look a little … um …”

      “Girls, your quest is over for now,” Professor Dovey declared. “I need you to return to school.”

      The witches gasped.

      “You can’t do that—” Dot started.

      “After all we’ve—” Anadil overlapped.

      Hester cut them off. “Professor, I know we haven’t brought you a shortlist of candidates, but we’re working like dogs to find someone we believe in and trust me when I say, we’re all deeply grateful for this responsibility—”

      “Hester,” said Professor Dovey.

      “You can trust us to finish the job. Please don’t punish us by taking our quest away, not when we’re finally starting to figure out—”

      “Hester,” Professor Dovey snapped. “This is not about punishing you. On the contrary, I have complete faith in your abilities. That’s why I need your help on an urgent matter. A matter that supersedes all else.”

      Hester stared at her. “But what can be more urgent than finding a new School Mas—”

      Behind Dovey, the door to her office swung open and Professor Emma Anemone peeked beneath the floating map, slathered in a green beauty mask. “Clarissa, do you mind if I attend Dean Sophie’s Dance this evening? Given how many of our students are going and with Princess Uma still on leave, surely someone from Good should be—”

      “Not now, Emma!” the Dean barked.

      Professor Anemone fled.

      “Professor Dovey—” Hester started.

      “I don’t have time for questions, Hester. I need you to return to the castle at once. The Peony line on the Flowerground is up and running from Eternal Springs and can get you back by nightfall.”

      “Of course. Anything to help,” Hester said feebly, still upset their quest would be cut short. “But can I at least ask … Is this about Sophie?”

      “And Everboys?” said Dot.

      “Oh shut it, Dot,” Hester ripped.

      “Girls, our troubles are far bigger than the antics of a fellow Dean,” Professor Dovey said, glancing up anxiously at the magic map. “But I will say this …”

      She leaned in, glaring hard into the crystal ball. “I’m hoping you can take care of two birds with one stone.”

       5

       AGATHA

       Intervention

      “One two three, one two three … Buttocks in, child! And head up! You’re waltzing, not scouring the floor for lost coins!” Pollux barked at Agatha, his dog’s СКАЧАТЬ