Sorted!. Justin Richards

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      “Who’d want saucepans?” Jack wondered.

      “I’ve won second prize in a beauty contest,” said Alice.

      “Well, that’s good,” said Sam.

      She glared at him. “Second prize?”

      “I came first,” said Sam. “Only kidding,” he added quickly, as Alice opened her mouth, looking cross. “Actually I got a postcard from Aunt Tabitha.” He paused. “Only I don’t have an Aunt Tabitha.”

      “This Tabitha woman is clearly behind it all,” Mr. Trenchard decided. “We must track her down.”

      “The postcard’s from Holloway Prison,” Sam said. “Aunt Tabitha wants us to post her a cake. With a file inside.”

      “Ah, a top-secret file!” exclaimed Mr. Trenchard. “Now we’re getting somewhere!”

      Miss Jones sighed. “I don’t think it’s that sort of file,” she said wearily.

      But Mr. Trenchard was looking round the room. His eyes settled on Harry, still leaning over his desk. “Why is that boy writing?”

      “What are you doing, Harry?” Miss Jones asked.

      Harry looked up, surprised. “I’m doing my test,” he said. “It’s really good. Not nearly as difficult as I was expecting. I just have to fill in my name and address and if I get it right, they send me matching saucepans.”

      The SATS weren’t completely ruined though. As well as the written tests, there was also a field trip during which students could earn points towards their qualification.

      “So all is not lost!” said Mr. Trenchard. “I’ve got the trip all arranged and I’m just waiting for final permission. I’ve sent off the booking form for the special assault course at the British Army Training Site. As long as the Risk Assessment is OK, we’ll be going BATS next week. But for now, I think you’d better carry on with your normal lessons.”

      Alfie wasn’t sure any of his lessons were “normal”. But he and the others set off for their Surveillance class with Mrs Nuffink.

      As soon as they were settled, Mrs Nuffink announced, “Today we are going to be learning how to write Field Reports.”

      “Like farmers do?” asked Sam.

      “Do we have to count daisies?” Alice wondered.

      “Or maybe identify different types of grass through an electron scanning microscope,” suggested Beth.

      “I’ve got one of those,” said Chloe smugly.

      “Field Reports,” said Mrs Nuffink loudly, “are what agents send back, describing what they have observed. I have one here that has just arrived from a very good agent who keeps watch for me on the car park at the back of the bank.” She held up a large envelope.

      “Cool!” said Jack. “Does he keep a lookout for gangsters?”

      “Are you expecting a robbery?” asked Alfie.

      “No,” said Mrs Nuffink. “He lets me know when there’s a parking space. It’s also handy for the greengrocer.”

      She opened the envelope and stared openmouthed at the sheet of paper inside. “Congratulations,” she read out. “You have won third prize in a beauty contest.” She looked round the class. “Do any of you know anything about this?”

      “Yeah,” said Alice proudly. “I know I came second.”

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