Blind Eye. Stuart MacBride

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СКАЧАТЬ took one look at Logan and a huge smile creased his face. ‘Sergeant McRae! It’s so great to see you!’

      Steel stuck her hand out for shaking. ‘Hi, Mr Clark, I don’t know if you remember me, but we met last year and it was, well, you know, and I wasn’t, but then I watched all your films properly and they were, you probably hear this all the time, really brilliant, and I must sound like an absolute idiot, but they’re just so great.’

      He frowned at her. ‘Aren’t you the—’

      ‘Yes, well, sorry about that, I’m a big fan, Mr Clark. Huge.’

      The frown became a smile. ‘Then all is forgiven. And please, call me Zander. With a “Z”. I’m always delighted to meet someone who appreciates—’

      Logan cut straight across him. ‘Mr Clark, do you recognize this woman?’ He pulled out the photograph.

      ‘Of course I do: Krystka Gorzałkowska.’ His pronunciation was perfect. ‘Such a shame, she was gorgeous – terrible actress though. Couldn’t carry a tune in a rucksack.’

      ‘So you don’t deny that she worked for you?’

      ‘More that she didn’t work for me. She just didn’t have that … spark. You know? People don’t have sex in my films, they make love. They have to look happy, joyful, as if this is the best thing that ever happened to them. Poor Krystka always looked like someone just crapped in her borscht.’ He sank back into his chair. ‘Tried her for a couple of scenes, but it just wasn’t working. I had to let her go.’

      ‘She claims she was forced to make porn films.’

      ‘Not by me she wasn’t!’ He spun round and fiddled with some buttons. All the screens went blank, then blue, a single image stretched to fill them all: the Crocodildo Productions logo, and then a caption, ‘SCENE 174B’.

      It was Krystka, on her knees on a bright blue floor, marked out with a grid of little white Ping-Pong balls. An identical blue surface acted as a backdrop. She and another pneumatic blonde were ‘entertaining’ a man dressed in a top hat and frock coat. The camera swooped in.

      Zander’s eyes sparkled with reflected flesh. ‘This is going to be my masterpiece. The whole set’s digital; I’ve got a stack of blade servers, a brand-new rendering farm, and half a dozen top geeks. 3D modelling, animation, the whole thing. You should see some of the results we’re getting. Spectacular.’ He took another slurp of soup. ‘I’m going to do for Aberdeen what Peter Jackson did for New Zealand.’

      And then it was time for the money shot. A look of utter horror spread across Krystka Gorzałkowska’s face, just moments after the other stuff.

      ‘Cut!’ Zander appeared on the screen, marching into shot. ‘Krystka, darling, you know I love you, but you can’t keep doing this. It’s only sperm, it’s perfectly natural and it’s not going to hurt you. Kurt’s medicals are all up to date. Aren’t they Kurt?’

      Kurt grimaced. ‘Please tell me we don’t have to go again!’

      Krystka burst into tears and Zander wrapped her up in a big hug, careful not to get any perfectly natural sperm on his jumper. ‘Come on, sweetheart. Napij się herbaty. Would you like that? Nice cup of tea?’ Then he led her out of shot.

      Three beeps and the screen went blank.

      ‘See?’ The director leaned back in his chair. ‘Does that look like I’m forcing anyone to do anything they don’t want to?’ Another slurp. ‘We tried putting a happy face on her with the computers, but to be honest it’s going to be cheaper just reshooting her scenes with someone else.’

      ‘Well…’ Logan put the photo back in his pocket. ‘Maybe she was working for another outfit? Who else makes porn films up here?’

      ‘We’re the only professional studio in the North East, so it’s probably just some gonzo operation. Amateurs. I can ask around if you like?’

      Steel coughed. ‘Can you put the first lot of humping back on again?’

      The director shrugged, hit some buttons, and the screens filled up with pink. ‘I…’ He cleared his throat. ‘I was so sorry to hear about Inspector Insch. It was a terrible shame.’

      And one Logan really didn’t want to talk about. ‘Yes, well…’

      ‘Is he doing OK? My dear old dad had a heart attack and it knocked the stuffing right out of him. Pretty much gave up after that.’

      ‘We need to—’

      ‘Only, I was thinking: if Insch wanted something to keep him busy, I could always use him here?’

      DI Steel shuddered. ‘No’ in a porn film! Jesus, who’d want to see all that blubber humping about?’

      ‘I meant as a production assistant.’ Zander stuck the topmost of his chins in the air, the others stretching out behind it. ‘And some people like larger men, thank you very much!’

      ‘I was only—’

      ‘Actually,’ said Logan, ‘if we could get back to Krystka Gorzałkowska? How did you get hold of her?’

      ‘Kostchey International Holdings Limited, it’s an agency: they specialize in Polish actresses for adult films. Absolute Godsend. Their girls look fabulous, most of them can sing, they remember their lines, and they can act too. I can’t get local girls who look anywhere near as good – all the attractive ones want to be on crap like Big Brother or the X-Factor.’ Sigh. ‘No one wants to be a porn star anymore.’

      DI Steel was disturbingly happy on the drive back to her house, staring at the pair of brand-new DVDs the director had given her as a parting gift: Harriet Potter and the Gobbler of Firemen and Indiana Jane and the Temple of Dildos. The covers were surprisingly classy. ‘Bet these are packed with girl-on-girl actiony goodness.’

      ‘I want to check with the agency, see if they hired Krystka out to another outfit.’

      ‘Supposed to be having the weekend off, remember? Phone the station, tell them to get some idiot to do it. If Rennie’s back, he’ll do.’

      She turned in her seat, staring out at the sunshine as they slogged their way towards the Bridge of Don. ‘Susan couldn’t pick me up today because she’s…’ Steel fidgeted with the DVDs some more. ‘She had an interview with the adoption and fostering people.’

      ‘Thought she liked being an accountant?’

      ‘Not a job interview, you moron. For a kid.’ She cracked her window open and lit a cigarette, blowing a mouthful of smoke at a passing cyclist. ‘Susan wants a kid. She’s always wanted a kid.’

      ‘Ah.’

      ‘It really matters to her and I’m… Well, I’m no’ exactly Mother of the Year material, am I? Got to go see some social working cock-weasel on Tuesday, convince them I’m the sort of person you’d want to give a wee baby to.’

      Logan followed the queue of traffic across the bridge, СКАЧАТЬ