Hand in Glove. Ngaio Marsh

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СКАЧАТЬ He made a small sound of displeasure.

      ‘That would be Desirée, Lady Bantling, sir, wouldn’t it?’ Alfred ventured, ‘at Baynesholme?’

      ‘Exactly, Alfred. Precisely. And what must these fellows do but call her “The Dowager”. She hates it. Always has. And not even correct, if it comes to that. One would have expected the Press to know better.’ He read on. A preoccupied look, indeed one might almost have said a look of pleasurable anticipation, settled about his rather babyish mouth.

      Below, in the garden, a dog began to bark hysterically.

      ‘Good God!’ Mr Period said quietly and closed his eyes.

      ‘I’ll attend to her, sir.’

      ‘I cannot for the life of me see – however!’

      ‘Will there be anything further, sir?’ Alfred asked.

      ‘What? No. No, thank you. Miss Cartell for luncheon, you remember. And Miss Maitland-Mayne.’

      ‘Certainly, sir. Arriving by the ten twenty. Will there be anything required in the library, sir?’

      ‘I can’t think of anything. She’s bringing her own typewriter.’ Mr Period looked over the top of his paper and appeared to come to a decision. ‘Her grandfather,’ he said, ‘was General Maitland-Mayne. An old friend of mine.’

      ‘Indeed, sir?’

      ‘Ah – yes. Yes. And her father. Killed at Dunkirk. Great loss.’

      A padded footfall was heard in the passage. A light tattoo sounded on the door and a voice, male but pitched rather high, called out, ‘Bath’s empty. For what it’s worth.’ The steps receded.

      Mr Period repeated his sound of irritation.

      ‘Have I or have I not,’ he muttered, ‘taken my bath in the evening for seven uncomfortable weeks?’ He glanced at Alfred. ‘Well, well,’ he said. ‘Thank you.’

      ‘Thank you, sir,’ Alfred rejoined and withdrew.

      As he crossed the landing, he heard Mr Cartell singing in his bedroom. ‘It won’t answer,’ Alfred thought, ‘I never supposed it would,’ and descended to the kitchen. Here he found Mrs Mitchell, the cook; a big and uninhibited woman. They exchanged routine observations, agreeing that spring really did seem to have come.

      ‘All hotsey-totsey in the upper regions?’ Mrs Mitchell asked.

      ‘As well as can be expected, Mrs M.’

      A shrill yelp modulating into a long drawn out howl sounded outside. ‘That dog!’ Mrs Mitchell said.

      Alfred went to the back door and opened it. An enormous half-bred boxer hurled itself against his legs and rushed past him to the kitchen. ‘Bitch!’ Alfred said factually, but with feeling.

      ‘Lay down! Get out of my kitchen! Shoo!’ Mrs Mitchell cried confusedly.

      ‘Here – Pixie!’

      The boxer slavered, ogled and threshed its tail.

      ‘Upstairs! Pixie! Up to your master.’

      Alfred seized the bitch’s collar and lugged it into the hall. A whistle sounded above. The animal barked joyously, flung itself up the stairs, skating and floundering as it went. Alfred sent a very raw observation after it and returned to the kitchen.

      ‘It’s too much,’ he said. ‘We never bargained for it. Never.’

      ‘I don’t mind a nice cat.’

      ‘Exactly. And the damage it does!’

      ‘Shocking. Your breakfast’s ready, Mr Belt. New-laid egg.’

      ‘Very nice,’ Alfred said. He sat down to it, a neat man with quite an air about him, Mrs Mitchell considered. She watched him make an incisive stab at the egg. The empty shell splintered and collapsed. Mrs Mitchell, in a trembling voice, said: ‘First of April, Mr B.,’ and threw her apron over her face. He was so completely silent that for a moment she thought he must be annoyed. However, when she peeped round her apron, he shook his egg-spoon at her.

      ‘You wait,’ he threatened. ‘You just wait, my lady. That’s all.’

      ‘To think of you falling for an old wheeze like that.’

      ‘And I changed the calendar too.’

      ‘Never mind. There’s the genuine articles, look. Under your serviette.’

      ‘Napkin,’ Alfred said. He had been in Mr Period’s service for ten years. ‘I don’t know if you’re aware of the fact,’ he added, taking the top off his egg, ‘but April Fool’s Day goes back to pagan times, Mrs Mitchell.’

      ‘Fancy! With your attainments, I often wonder you don’t look elsewhere for employment.’

      ‘You might say I lack ambition.’ Alfred paused, his spoon half-way to his mouth. ‘The truth of the matter is,’ he added, ‘I like service. Given favourable circumstances, it suits me. And the circumstances here are – or were – very nice.’

      A telephone rang distantly. ‘I’ll answer it,’ Mrs Mitchell offered. ‘You take your breakfast in peace.’

      She went out. Alfred opened his second egg and his Daily Mail and was immersed in both when she returned.

      ‘Miss Cartell,’ she said.

      ‘Oh?’

      ‘Asking for her brother, “Oh,” she says. “Mrs Mitchell!” she says, “just the person I wanted to have a word with!” You know her way. Bluff, but doing the gracious.’

      Alfred nodded slightly.

      ‘And she says, “I want you,” she says, “before I say anything to my brother, to tell me, absolutely frankly,” she says, “between you and me and the larder shelf, if you think the kweezeen would stand two more for lunch.” Well!’

      ‘To whom was she referring?’

      ‘To that Miss Moppett and a friend. A gentleman friend, you may depend upon it. Well! Asking me! As far as the kweezeen is concerned, a nice curry can be stretched, as you know yourself, Mr Belt, to ridiculous lengths.’

      ‘What did you say?’

      ‘“I’m sure, miss,” I says, just like that! Straight out! “My kitchen,” I says, “has never been found wanting in a crisis,” I says, and with that I switched her up to his room.’

      ‘Mr Period,’ Alfred said, ‘will not be pleased.’

      ‘You’re telling me! Can’t stand the young lady, to give her the benefit of the title, and I’m sure I don’t blame him. Mr Cartell feels the same, you can tell. Well, I mean to say! She’s no СКАЧАТЬ