The Complete Ruby Redfort Collection: Look into My Eyes; Take Your Last Breath; Catch Your Death; Feel the Fear; Pick Your Poison; Blink and You Die. Lauren Child

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СКАЧАТЬ now,’ said Clancy in an exaggerated whisper.

      Ruby hadn’t really been aware that she was clicking, she had been too busy thinking.

      ‘What is it anyway? That thing you are clicking?’

      She pulled LB’s keyring out of her pocket. ‘Just some old keyring I found.’

      ‘Looks kinda dumb,’ said Clancy. ‘Cool in a way but sorta dorky – where’d ya get it?’

      ‘Just sorta picked it up,’ said Ruby, stuffing it back into her pocket.

       Chapter 23.

      Funny peculiar

      FORTY MINUTES LATER THE CAR PULLED UP in front of the Fountain Hotel, an attractive old building with a courtyard and a fountain which was struggling to bubble water out of a stone trumpet held by a rather fat looking stone baby.

      ‘Now what?’ said Clancy.

      ‘Follow me and remember no talking, no—’

      ‘Yeah, yeah – keep it zipped,’ grumbled Clancy.

      Bill took out his newspaper and started to read the sports pages.

      Clancy and Ruby walked across the courtyard and in through the main door. A young couple was at the desk, checking in. They were taking a long time about it and Ruby was beginning to lose her nerve.

      ‘Yes? Can I help you?’ The concierge was looking at them sternly.

      ‘Uh, yes, I wanted to know about a person who may or may not have visited your establishment a few weeks ago – a lady, medium height, long black hair, pretty?’

      The man behind the desk adopted a very tired look. ‘If this is some kind of childish time-wasting prank then I am not amused.’

      ‘No, it isn’t,’ said Ruby, giving the man her Ruby Redfort look of sincerity. ‘I just really need to know if you saw this lady, she’s my aunt you see and she mentioned that she was lucky enough to visit a beautiful hotel in Everly and we want to surprise her by booking her a room… as a, a surprise! And we think it must be this one because it is of course, you know, completely divine.’

      The concierge was perking up. ‘Oh I see, well I’m sure it must have been the Fountain – when did you say she was in town?’

      ‘March 25th around 6pm,’ replied Ruby.

      ‘I was away that week – let me call Felix.’

      A skinny young man came out from the back room and the concierge explained what Ruby needed to know.

      ‘I’m not sure,’ pondered Felix. ‘She sounds like a lot of our customers. We did have one lady I do remember – I thought it was odd ’cause she had this fancy salon type hairdo but she still had a couple of rollers in. Oh yeah! And she only had nail polish on her left hand.’

      ‘That’s her!’ said Ruby.

      ‘Yeah, she was behaving really weird, kinda ducking behind the furniture and holding her menu in front of her face – weird! Extremely weird!’ he said again just for emphasis.

      ‘What – like she was spying on someone?’ asked Ruby.

      ‘Yeah, like she thought she was in some kinda secret agent movie or something. She wasn’t the only fruit cake in that day either – there was an old fashioned lady sitting in the dining room with a big hat and a veil. She was the one the other fruit loop… I mean, your aunt… was spying on. All this old gal did was write something down on a pad, tear it off and leave, didn’t even drink her iced tea and when she was gone, your aunt went over and took the pad – and there was nothing written on it! I tell you we get them all in here’

      The concierge coughed but Felix had more to say on the subject of fruit loops. ‘Well, I guess your aunt wasn’t too good at the whole spying game because this other fellow comes by as if to sit down at the table; he looks pretty mad about her taking the notepad.’

      ‘Now why would she pick up a blank piece of paper?’ said Ruby.

      ‘Who only knows what that looney tune was up to.’

      The concierge gave Felix a swift dig in the ribs and said. ‘That will be all thank you Felix.’

      Ruby and Clancy thanked the concierge, promised to be in touch and returned to the car.

      ‘Now are you going to tell me what this is all about?’ Clancy said.

      ‘Not now,’ said Ruby through gritted teeth. ‘Not when people might overhear.’ She motioned to the chauffeur with her eyes – though it was clear he wasn’t a bit interested.

      ‘Just tell me in code,’ hissed Clancy.

      ‘Look, why don’t you come over tomorrow night – you can watch my dad’s slide show, since I figure you owe me one.’

      ‘How do I owe you? You’re the one who got my dad’s chauffeur driving us all over town,’ hissed Clancy.

      ‘Yeah and if you hadn’t been such a sneak I never woulda asked you in the first place so it really is your own fault.’

      The two of them continued to whisper insults to each other all the way back to Twinford. When they reached Cedarwood Drive Ruby thanked Bill and got out of the car.

      ‘So Clance, see you tomorrow night, 6pm – I have to warn you it’s gonna be a total yawn.’

      When Ruby got in, she could hear her mother’s voice. She was talking on the phone. Out of habit Ruby tried to tune in to what her mother was saying. Her mother’s conversations were rarely interesting but Ruby was a slave to curiosity. Her mom’s side of the conversation went something like this:

       ‘The funniest thing happened to me today Barbara… uh, funny strange… not so funny haha… So I was walking through Clavel Square… no, Clavel Square is the one with the statue, you are thinking of Clara Square, that’s the one with the roses… yes, that’s right, the one where you slipped on a hamburger… I know it is terrible the way people just drop their garbage anywhere they feel like it. You are so right, it could have been worse, lucky it was just a trip to the emergency room.’

      Ruby listened as her mother broke into peals of laughter.

       ‘You’re not kidding… you’re not kidding! Oh I know, that doctor was very cute… I can’t say I would have blamed you… who wouldn’t!’

      More laughter. Barbara always made Ruby’s mom laugh like this, and it was hard to know if she would ever get to the end of this story because she and Barbara had a habit of going off the subject.

       ‘Oh yes, what was I saying? The funniest thing happened to me… yes, I was just walking across Clavel Square when this man sort of grabbed me by the arm… yes, it was a grab, no doubt about it… it did sort of hurt yes… there might be a bruise, I’m not sure Barbara.’

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