The Clumsies Make a Mess of the School. Sorrel Anderson
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Название: The Clumsies Make a Mess of the School
Автор: Sorrel Anderson
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Природа и животные
isbn: 9780007460168
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‘Sorry about that,’ he said, sidling towards the door. ‘I was just finding my bag.’
Mr Bullerton stared at it.
‘It’s
‘Is it?’ said Howard, sidling faster. ‘I hadn’t noticed.’
‘What’s in it?’ said Mr Bullerton.
‘Err, nothing,’ said Howard, whisking out of the room and racing down the corridor towards the lift.
‘WHAT?’ shouted Mr Bullerton. ‘WAIT! I DON’T WANT YOU MUCKING
ANYTHING UP THIS TIME, HOWARD ARMITAGE!’
‘No, bye,’ waved Howard, as the lift arrived with a ‘PING!’ and he hurried inside.
‘DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?’ yelled Mr Bullerton, as the doors clunked shut.‘Where to?’ said the lift.
‘Come along, come along,’ said Howard, jabbing the buttons.
‘Ask nicely, now,’ giggled the lift, not budging. ‘Say the magic word.’
‘Delighted to oblige,’ said the lift, setting off.
‘At last,’ muttered Howard.
‘He’s agitated,’ observed the lift, as they trundled down. ‘What’s afoot?’
‘We’re taking a complicated message to
‘They’re having a
‘Ooh!’ said the lift. ‘I’ve heard about those: there’ll be people running and leaping about and all sorts. Some of them get into sacks and bounce around.’
There was another scrabbling noise from inside the bag and Mickey Thompson peeped out, looking surprised.
‘It’s true!’ said the lift, warming to its theme. ‘There’s even a race where one person gets tied onto another person and they charge
‘Mr Bullerton’s decided to be the Guest of Honour,’ said Purvis.
‘Has he, now?’ said the lift. ‘Got him in that great
‘No,’ said Purvis. ‘He’s following on later once we’ve put in place the appropriate arrangements.’
‘At last,’ said Howard, hurrying out. ‘It gives me the
‘Neither are mice,’ pointed out Mickey Thompson,
‘That’s different,’ said Howard.
‘Why?’ said Mickey Thompson.
‘It just is,’ said Howard.
‘But…’ began Mickey Thompson.
‘There isn’t time to discuss it now,’ said Howard, quickly. ‘We need to get going.’
‘But…’ began Mickey Thompson, again.
‘We can collect my dog on the way,’ said Howard. ‘The road to the
‘Allen!’ cheered the mice.
‘Allen,’ agreed Howard. ‘He’ll enjoy the walk, and Mr Bullerton need never know.’
So the Clumsies nestled back down in the bag, Howard hoisted it over his shoulder and, collecting Allen on the way, they set off up the road past offices and shops and a fence and a park and a wall and some houses and trees, and eventually they arrived at the
Howard stopped.
‘Now listen,’ he said. ‘Best behaviour, understand?’
There was no reply.
‘Do you understand me?’ he said.
There was still no reply so Howard put the bag down and peered inside. Mickey Thompson and Purvis
‘Well?’ said Howard.
‘What?’ they said.
‘Did you hear what I said?’ said Howard.
‘No,’ they said.
‘There’s a lot of traffic and birds and things,’ said Purvis.
‘I was saying,’ said Howard, ‘you’re to be on your best behaviour.’
‘PARDON?’
shouted Mickey Thompson.
Howard ignored him. ‘I don’t want any… you know… incidents.’
‘Of course not, Howard,’ said the mice.
‘And no mess,’ said Howard. ‘Absolutely none.’
‘No, Howard,’ said the mice.
‘And I’m including Ortrud in this,’ said Howard, firmly. ‘Does she understand?’ There was a loud snore from inside the bag.
‘She’s sleeping, Howard,’ said Purvis. ‘We’ll explain it to her later.’
‘Make sure you do,’ said Howard. ‘Now, Allen had better wait СКАЧАТЬ