Bubblegum and Kipling. Tom Mayer
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Название: Bubblegum and Kipling

Автор: Tom Mayer

Издательство: Ingram

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isbn: 9781940436166

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СКАЧАТЬ style="font-size:15px;">      Dad: “He must have bounced out while I was after the coyote.”

      After an extensive search, Dad rediscovered the corpse, camouflaged by partial burial in a snowdrift, and reloaded it.

      Mother: “How could you? You completely forget that poor gentle old man, while you go charging off and have a wonderful time chasing a coyote. Only you.”

      Dad: “Jesus Christ, Peach. There was no place he had to be, and he didn’t feel a goddamned thing.”

      A rancher my parents liked did buy his dentures by mail order, and did shape them himself. To give you an idea how far Hemingway’s theory may reach, in case there’s any validity to it, the man’s son was Llewellyn Thompson, one of the great American diplomats, the guy the histories say prevented World War III by telling Kennedy what to say to Khrushchev.

      I still haven’t decided if the Cuban Missile Crisis, trick pocket watches, or what Dad and Mother said to each other after Dad lost the corpse while trying to get a shot at a coyote are subsurface structural essentials, but the proposition is one I enjoy contemplating for a half hour once every couple of years.

      “The Top of the World” seemed to me a fair sketch of a certain kind of rich Mexican. I worked for a man much like him for awhile. I stole everything about him, his friends, and their family histories that fitted the story. The pilot had a few traits I was familiar with as well: No good at marriage; a teacher who did not like teaching; a fellow who was not a cheerful, natural organization man. I once got involved at the fringes of a presidential campaign. My candidate lost a two-horse race at the national nominating convention by a vote of 1347 to 1, a ratio I thought might serve as a mathematical representation of the pilot in this story. Of all these stories, “The Top of the World” may contain the lowest proportion of autobiographical detail but, perhaps, it is the most personal.

      — TOM MAYER

       For my mother, my father, my brother, and Johnny Meyer

      CONTENTS

      TO MATCH HER EYES

      JUST FINE

      HOMECOMING

      AN ARDSLEY APPENDICITIS

      THE FEEL OF IT

      A COLD WIND

      THE TOP OF THE WORLD

       A MINUTE FORTY-SEVEN OF THE SECOND

      MY LITTLE BROTHER Johnny went into training on a Wednesday in April, two and a half weeks before the fight. That afternoon I got a note in my two-o’clock study hall telling me to report to the office of Mr. Emory D. H. Bascomb, the principal, after school. Mr. Bascomb was the principal of both Barrington Junior High, where I was in the seventh grade at the time, and of Goodey-Gormley grade school across the street, where my brother was in fourth grade.

      When I got the note I thought maybe they had found out about the brass knuckles I had made in shop class, but that was unlikely because I had sneaked them out and now they were at home, and then I figured they must have found out who cut the brake band on Miss Miller’s bicycle. Miss Miller was a Spanish teacher, and she always called me Gutierrez instead of Gordon because I was dark and spoke Spanish well. My friend Hank McGaffney and I cut the brake band on her bicycle one day in the fall during football practice while we were supposed to be doing laps, and she ran into the back end of a semi at the College-Manhattan intersection on her way home. She broke her left arm and I felt quite bad about the whole thing.

      When I got to Mr. Bascomb’s office I was in something of a sweat. He couldn’t see me right away, and I had to sit in the outer office with his secretary. His secretary’s name was Mrs. McBain, and she had pock marks on her face and weighed about two hundred pounds. Whenever Mr. Bascomb grilled you in order to make you admit something, Mrs. McBain always sat in on it. I had a couple of pachuco friends who told me they’d much rather tangle with Evaristo Orozco, the well-known truant officer.

      Mrs. McBain smiled at me, and told me to sit down. She was in an amazingly good mood for her, and asked me how the track team was going to do. I told her I didn’t know because I was playing Babe Ruth ball for Apodaca’s General Store, but I heard it was pretty good. She said she had heard that I was a pretty good ballplayer, and that made me feel fine. She said she knew that I’d won the MVP trophy in the American Little League the year before, and she heard about the three-hitter I pitched against Los Alamos in the first All Star game. I told her I didn’t know she was a ball fan, and she said she certainly was one. She never missed the game of the week on TV and she went to see the Falstaffers every Sunday. She said she was crazy about Buddy Blattner, thought he was wonderful, but she couldn’t see why they didn’t fire that big loudmouth Dizzy Dean. The Falstaffers were the local semi-pro team, and if I hadn’t got bone chips in my throwing elbow I probably would have played for them myself sooner or later. I asked her what she thought about Solomon Sena, who was the Falstaffers’ best starting pitcher, and she said he was plenty fast but had control trouble, especially in the late innings, which was hardly news to anybody. I said yes, that was because he developed a hitch in his wind-up when he got tired.

      Just then Mr. Bascomb buzzed her on the intercom and said he was ready to see me. Mrs. McBain smiled at me and said, through that door.

      Mr. Bascomb was a very dignified-looking man; he could have passed as a bank president or the chairman of the board in the movies, and he was always very nice to me. This was because he was a strong Republican, and my mother is something of a wheel in state Republican politics, a big wheel in fact, and Mr. Bascomb wanted a nice tenure job with the state system. The pay was better than in the city system. He had to act like a nonpartisan, of course, so that he wouldn’t get the city school board on his tail, but he wanted my mother to know what his principles were, and that was pretty lucky for me more than a couple of times. I didn’t know any of that then, only that he seemed to like me.

      “Sit down, Jerry,” he said to me, and pointed at a chair. “I’ve got grave problems to discuss with you.”

      “Yes, sir,” I said and sat down and started thinking about Miss Miller and her cast.

      “It’s about your brother Johnny,” he said, and I relaxed.

      “He’s done something wrong, sir?” I asked.

      “Not exactly wrong. In fact the whole situation is very unusual, and I’d like to have your help in trying to solve it peaceably.”

      “Sure, sir,” I said.

      “Well, it seems your brother’s been threatening people. He’s terrified one boy so thoroughly that the boy’s mother has called and asked that I intervene.”

      “No bull?” I asked. “Johnny got sore at somebody for real?”

      Johnny was by about two inches СКАЧАТЬ