For Britain’s guid his saul indentin’ — good, soul engaged
CAESAR
Haith, lad, ye little ken about it: an exclamation, know
150 For Britain’s guid! guid faith! I doubt it. good
Say rather, gaun as PREMIERS lead him: go
An’ saying aye or no ’s they bid him:
At Operas an’ Plays parading,
Mortgaging, gambling, masquerading:
155 Or maybe, in a frolic daft,
To HAGUE or CALAIS takes a waft,
To mak a tour an’ tak a whirl,
To learn bon ton, an’ see the worl’. Fr. good breeding
There, at VIENNA or VERSAILLES,
160 He rives his father’s auld entails; splits, old
Or by MADRID he taks the rout, road
To thrum guittarres an’ fecht wi’ nowt; strum, guitars, fight with cattle
Or down Italian Vista startles, courses
Whore-hunting amang groves o’ myrtles: among
165 Then bowses drumlie German-water, drinks muddy
To mak himsel look fair an’ fatter,
An’ clear the consequential sorrows,
Love-gifts of Carnival Signioras.
for britain’s guid! for her destruction!
170 Wi’ dissipation, feud an’ faction!
LUATH
Hech man! dear sirs! is that the gate way
They waste sae monie a braw estate! so many
Are we sae foughten an’ harass’d so troubled
For gear ta gang that gate at last! wealth to go
175 O would they stay aback frae courts, away from
An’ please themsels wi’ countra sports, country
It wad for ev’ry ane be better, would, every one
The Laird, the Tenant, an’ the Cotter!
For thae frank, rantan, ramblan billies, those, lads
180 Fient haet o’ them’s ill-hearted fellows; few of them are
Except for breakin o’ their timmer, timber
Or speakin lightly o’ their Limmer, mistress
Or shootin of a hare or moor-cock,
The ne’era-bit they’re ill to poor folk.
185 But will ye tell me, master Caesar,
Sure great folk’s life’s a life o’ pleasure?
Nae cauld nor hunger e’er can steer them, no cold, touch
The vera thought o’t need na fear them. very, not
CAESAR
Lord, man, were ye but whyles whare I am, whiles where
190 The Gentles, ye wad ne’er envy them! would
It’s true, they need na starve or sweat, not
Thro’ Winter’s cauld, or Simmer’s heat; cold, summer’s
They’ve nae sair-wark to craze their banes, no sore work, bones
An’ fill auld-age wi’ grips an’ granes: old-age, gripes & groans
195 But human bodies are sic fools, such
For a’ their Colledges an’ Schools,
That when nae real ills perplex them, no
They mak enow themsels to vex them;
An’ ay the less they hae to sturt them, always, have, fret
200 In like proportion, less will hurt them.
A countra fellow at the pleugh, country, plough
His acre’s till’d, he’s right eneugh; well enough
A countra girl at her wheel, country
Her dizzen’s done, she’s unco weel; dozens (yarn), very well
205 But Gentlemen, an’ Ladies warst,
Wi’ ev’n down want o’ wark they’re curst: work
They loiter, lounging, lank an’ lazy;
Tho’ deil-haet ails them, yet uneasy: nothing
Their days insipid, dull an’ tasteless;
210 Their nights unquiet, lang an’ restless. long
An’ ev’n their sports, their balls an’ races,
Their galloping thro’ public places,
There’s sic parade, sic pomp an’ art, such
The joy can scarcely reach the heart.
215 The Men cast out in party-matches, compete
Then sowther a’ in deep debauches; patch up
Ae night they’re mad wi’ drink an’ whoring, one
Niest day their life is past enduring. next
The Ladies arm-in-arm in clusters,
220 As great an’ gracious a’ as sisters; all
But hear their absent thoughts o’ ither,
They’re a’ run deils an’ jads thegither. downright, together
Whyles, owre the wee bit cup an’ platie, whiles, over, plate
They sip the scandal-potion pretty;
225 Or lee-lang nights, wi’ crabbet leuks live-long, bad tempered looks
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