The Haunts & Horrors MEGAPACK®. Lawrence Watt-Evans

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СКАЧАТЬ closed for the day. I put it through the plate glass window. Behind me Ann ran out of the kitchen. She flung the depleted box of salt behind her as she ran. She didn’t even slow down, taking the window like a Olympic hurdler. I caught up to her in the parking lot. She still had her car keys and we laid rubber all the way to the road. I didn’t think that old Buick had it in it.

      This time we went to the police.

      We parked cross-wise in front and ran through the doors to the desk sergeant. He seemed distracted, with a phone in one ear.

      “Yeah, hacked to pieces, he says. Get some detectives out there, pronto.” Then he yelled across to someone back behind the partition, “Hey, who’s on call tonight from CSI? Tell ’em to get out to that bakery down on Dury Lane. There’s been a murder.”

      He hung up the phone and noticed us for the first time.

      “Yeah, what can I do for you?”

      “Uh, we couldn’t help but overhear. Who’s been murdered? It wasn’t the baker, was it?”

      “Yeah, the baker. Somebody hacked him all up. A patrol car just found him after somebody called in a complaint about kids hot-rodding in the parking lot. The front window was broken and when they went inside they found his body, or from what they said, maybe half of it, blood all over the place and little bitty foot prints. It’ll probably be all over the papers tomorrow morning if you want the details. But what can I help you with?”

      Before I could answer Ann asked, “Which way is the restroom?”

      He pointed and she stagger off that direction, tugging at my arm. I followed.

      “Why didn’t you tell him about those creatures?” I asked. “Now they’re going to keep terrorizing the neighborhood.”

      “No, now the Muffin Man is dead the creatures are no longer under his spell and they’ve dispersed back into the spirit world by now. And anyhow, you know the police wouldn’t believe us. We’d just end up being interrogated for the next two days about a murder we didn’t commit.”

      “Yeah, they’d never believe he was eaten by his own elves: Keebler’s revenge.”

      “I keep telling you, they’re not elves.”

      “Then what are they?”

      “Let me put it this way so you’ll know who I mean. Do you know why all his baked goods were so scrumptious?” She looked up at me with a mischievous grin.

      “Why?”

      “They’re magically delicious.”

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