Towers of Utopia. Mack Reynolds

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      Barry was looking at him apologetically. He cleared his throat.

      “Hamburgers! French fries! Triple deck-aire sandwiches!”

      Barry said soothingly, “Some of us appreciate your efforts, Pete.”

      The chef gave his flick of a hand gesture of disgust. “A handful!”

      Barry said, “Ah, Pete, Miss Cusack tells me you’re a bit dissatisfied again.”

      “A big dissatisfied!” the other snorted. “Ha! I tell you Monsieur Ten Eyck, this time I am through. What is the use of my years at the Cordon Bleu, the greatest school of haute cuisine the world has ever seen, if I wind up here in this shining automated kitchen equipment mass producing triple deck-aire sandwiches for clods? No. I have made savings. I shall return to Common Europe and open a tiny boite in Italy, Switzerland, possibly France itself and I shall be appreciated, Monsieur Ten Eyck. Gourmets will come from a thousand kilometers about to dine well on the products of the kitchen of Pierre Daunou! Never again will I even think of the words triple deck-aire sandwich!”

      Barry Ten Eyck sighed. “I wish you’d think it over, Pete. As you know, I consider you the best man on my staff. The Restaurant Division goes like clockwork. I’d hate to see you leave.”

      The other puffed out his cheeks, only slightly mollified. “You have my notice Monsieur Ten Eyck. In two weeks, Pierre Daunou will leave in search of employment where his arts are appreciated.”

      Barry stood. “Well, as I said, I’ll hate to see you go. I hope you’ll change your mind.” He turned to leave, then turned back. “Oh, Pete. Do you know anything about Moroccan cooking?”

      “Moroccan cooking? I know everything about Moroccan cooking. I once worked at the 1001 Nights restaurant in Tangier. But there is very little to know. The number of dishes is limited, though at the best some are superlative. Ha! Treed. One takes three plump pigeons, eh? One takes salt, two teaspoons. One takes saffron, a pinch, ginger a teaspoon, pepper, the same. One takes a chopped tablespoon of chervil, the same of parsley. One takes three pieces of cinnamon bark and three large onions, in large pieces. One takes five hundred grammes of olive oil and 800 grammes of flour.”

      Barry had raised a hand to head the other off, but it was too late.

      “One puts into the pot the pigeons, the salt, saffron, ginger, pepper, chervil, parsley, cinnamon, onions and the olive oil and makes it to boil. Of the flour one makes very thin pastry sheets about eight inches across. Thin, thin, as thin as strudle pastry. You know strudle pastry? Ha! One puts about thirty of these sheets of pastry on a plate, one over the other, making a circle about eighteen inches across. When the pigeons are cooked, one removes the cinnamon and puts them with the onion onto the pastry. All is covered with ten or twelve more sheets of pastry. Over this one pours a very little liquid from the cooking pot. And thus it is ready to serve.”

      “Sounds wonderful,” Barry said.

      “Wonderful? Ha! Treed is the oldest of all Arabian dishes, mon ami. It is said that when the Prophet Mohammed was asked what he liked best in the world, he answered that he loved his wife above everything but after her he liked treed. But why do you ask of Moroccan cuisine?”

      Barry shrugged. “The members of the Gourmet Club want a Moroccan restaurant. I understand that a couple of them just got back from a vacation to Marrakech, or somewhere in Morocco, and are evidently all keyed up about a Moroccan restaurant in Shyler-deme.”

      “Ha! The Gourmet Club,” the Head Chef snorted. “About thirty-five members. If there were thirty-five hundred perhaps I would remain, for their sakes.”

      Back in his own office, Barry Ten Eyck slumped down into his chair and eyed the busy Carol Ann Cusack speculatively.

      He said finally, “Miss Cusack, what do you say we retire from stooging for the cosmocorps of Vanderfeller and Moore, buy ourselves a small mobile home, start collecting NIT and take off for Costa Rica? We’ll get out from under before they fire us for incompetence.”

      She didn’t look up. “No, thank you, Mr. Ten Eyck,” she said.

      “Well, why not? Half of the rest of the country doesn’t work. Why should we?”

      “Because living on Negative Income Tax is somewhat short of the good life.”

      “Oh, I don’t know. If you live in a swanky apartment in a deme, NIT doesn’t go very far. But I’ve been hearing about Costa Rica. You can do very neatly there on two sets of Negative Income Tax. What do you say we give it a try?”

      “I don’t think my husband, Sid, would approve, Mr. Ten Eyck.”

      “Oh, your husband, your husband; every time I propose to you, you bring in your husband.”

      “Was it a proposal this time? It sounded more like a proposition. Did you see Mr. Vanderfeller?”

      “Can’t you tell? Why’d you think I wanted to run off to Costa Rica?”

      “I thought it was my fair young body. Did you see Mr. Daunou?”

      He nodded wearily.

      “What’s wrong with our temperamental chef this time?”

      “He hates to see clods eating triple deck-aire sandwiches. He wants to cook treed instead.”

      “Cook treed? I thought that was something you did to a coon.”

      “Please, Miss Cusack, leave us not be facetious. Treed was the Prophet’s favorite dish—next to his wife.”

      “It’s Mrs. Cusack, I keep telling you.”

      “I like to keep up the illusion I’ve got a young, beautiful, voluptuous girl as a secretary, rather than an old, beaten-up, married broad.”

      Carol Ann sighed and said, “While you were out, Mr. Wonder, down in Transportation, called.”

      “What’d Dick want?”

      “Another seventy-five seater electro-steamer.”

      “Oh, wizard, with our budget melting away by the minute. Why?”

      “He thinks it would make a profit. We’ve got enough residents now working over at the Dodge-Myers Complex on all four shifts to make it worth while running a bus service.”

      “Oh? We have?” Barry thought about it. “How far is the Dodge-Myers set-up, Miss Cusack?”

      “A hundred and seventy-five kilometers. According to Mr. Wonder, the Shyler-deme employees there would save fifteen or twenty minutes time a day, if they had their own bus running back and forth for each shift.”

      “Well, it’s worth looking into. Have СКАЧАТЬ