The Second Science Fiction MEGAPACK®. Robert Silverberg

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      The three men looked at one another and at the sickeningly familiar room smelling of metal and perspiration, its sealed doors and windows that stared at an unchanging spectacle of stars.

      Watkins said, “Yes, that’s the sort of thing it would do.”

      THE WAVERIES, by Fredric Brown

      Definitions from the school-abridged Webster-Hamlin Dictionary 1998 edition:

      wavery (WA-ver-i) n. a vader-slang

      vader (VA-der) n. inorgan of the class Radio

      inorgan (in-OR-gan) n. noncorporeal ens, vader

      radio (RA-di-o) n. 1. class of inorgans 2. etheric frequency between light and electricity 3. (obsolete) method of communication used up to 1977

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      The opening guns of invasion were not at all loud, although they were heard by millions of people. George Bailey was one of the millions. I choose George Bailey because he was the only one who came within a googol of light-years of guessing what they were.

      George Bailey was drunk and under the circumstances one can’t blame him for being so. He was listening to radio advertisements of the most nauseous kind. Not because he wanted to listen to them, I hardly need say, but because he’d been told to listen to them by his boss, J. R. McGee of the MID network.

      George Bailey wrote advertising for the radio. The only thing he hated worse than advertising was radio. And here on his own time he was listening to fulsome and disgusting commercials on a rival network.

      “Bailey,” J. R. McGee had said, “you should be more familiar with what others are doing. Particularly, you should be informed about those of our own accounts who use several networks. I strongly suggest…”

      One doesn’t quarrel with an employer’s strong suggestions and keep a five-hundred-dollar a week job. But one can drink whisky sours while listening. George Bailey did. Also, between commercials, he was playing gin rummy with Maisie Hetterman, a cute little redheaded typist from the studio. It was Maisie’s apartment and Maisie’s radio (George himself, on principle, owned neither a radio nor a TV set) but George had brought the liquor. “—only the very finest tobaccos,” said the radio, “go dit-dit-dit nation’s favorite cigarette—”

      George glanced at the radio. “Marconi,” he said. He meant Morse, naturally, but the whisky sours had muddled him a bit so his first guess was more nearly right than anyone else’s. It was Marconi, in a way. In a very peculiar way.

      “Marconi?” asked Maisie. George, who hated to talk against a radio, leaned over and switched it off.

      “I meant Morse,” he said. “Morse, as in Boy Scouts or the Signal Corps. I used to be a Boy Scout once.”

      “You’ve sure changed,” Maisie said.

      George sighed. “Somebody’s going to catch hell, broadcasting code on that wave length.”

      “What did it mean?”

      “Mean? Oh, you mean what did it mean. Uh—S, the letter S. Dit-dit-dit is S. SOS is dit-dit-dit dah-dah-dah dit-dit-dit.”

      “O is dah-dah-dah?”

      George grinned. “Say that again, Maisie. I like it. And I think you are dah-dah-dah too.”

      “George, maybe it’s really an SOS message. Turn it back on.”

      George turned it back on. The tobacco ad was still going. “—gentlemen of the most dit-dit-dit-ing taste prefer the finer taste of dit-dit-dit-arettes. In the new package that keeps them dit-dit-dit and ultra fresh—”

      “It’s not SOS. It’s just S’s.”

      “Like a teakettle or—say, George, maybe it’s just some advertising gag.”

      George shook his head. “Not when it can blank out the name of the product. Just a minute till I—” He reached over and turned the dial of the radio a bit to the right and then a bit to the left, and an incredulous look came into his face. He turned the dial to the extreme left, as far as it would go. There wasn’t any station there, not even the hum of a carrier wave.

      But: “Dit-dit-dit,” said the radio, “dit-dit-dit.”

      He turned the dial to the extreme right. “Dit-dit-dit.” George switched it off and stared at Maisie without seeing her, which was hard to do.

      “Something wrong, George?”

      “I hope so,” said George Bailey. “I certainly hope so.”

      He started to reach for another drink and changed his mind. He had a sudden hunch that something big was happening, and he wanted to sober up to appreciate it. He didn’t have the faintest idea how big it was.

      “George, what do you mean?”

      “I don’t know what I mean. But Maisie, let’s take a run down the studio, huh? There ought to be some excitement.”

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      April 5, 1977; that was the night the waveries came.

      It had started like an ordinary evening. It wasn’t one, now. George and Maisie waited for a cab, but none came, so they took the subway instead. Oh yes, the subways were still running in those days. It took them within a block of the MID Network Building.

      The building was a madhouse. George, grinning, strolled through the lobby with Maisie on his arm, took the elevator to the fifth floor and, for no reason at all, gave the elevator boy a dollar. He’d never before in his life tipped an elevator operator.

      The boy thanked him.

      “Better stay away from the big shots, Mr. Bailey,” he said. “They’re ready to chew the ears off anybody who even looks at ’em.”

      “Wonderful,” said George.

      From the elevator he headed straight for the office of J. R. McGee himself. There were strident voices behind the glass door. George reached for the knob and Maisie tried to stop him.

      “But George,” she whispered, “you’ll be fired!”

      “There comes a time,” said George. “Stand back away from the door, honey.”

      Gently but firmly he moved her to a safe position.

      “But George, what are you—?”

      “Watch,” he said.

      The frantic voices stopped as he opened the door a foot. All eyes turned toward him as he stuck his head around the corner of the doorway into the room.

      “Dit-dit-dit,” he said. “Dit-dit-dit.”

      He ducked back and to the side just in time to escape the flying glass as a paperweight and an inkwell came through the pane of the door. He grabbed Maisie and ran СКАЧАТЬ