Название: Non-Compete Agreements: An Employee Perspective
Автор: Ron Hummer
Издательство: Ingram
Жанр: Юмористические стихи
isbn: 9781456623401
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Oh, and let’s not forget that Janet is on a non-compete agreement now that states that she can be fired at any time for any reason and she can’t work within a 50 mile radius of this new and wonderful place. I know, if you’re a non-compete lawyer, you say go to court and of course that costs you $10,000. Now I know that people who are reading this will say hey, that doesn’t sound right. I mean, Janet is lucky if she is making $40,000 a year. How can she be expected to pay over $10,000 in legal fees? No way. That isn’t right Ron.
My answer would be yes, that is correct. If you don’t believe me, you can look at some of the stories that Scott Kirsner did for the Boston Globe. You would find that some of these hairdressers would have to represent themselves in court because they can’t afford the the legal fees. And don’t expect judges to feel sorry for them because they usually lose those cases. Plenty of stories on this by doing a google news search. Wonder if the producers of GMA did any searches after having that story on a celebrity hairdresser.
Nice to know that people like me and Janet have non-compete agreements that don’t expire like they do for celebrity journalists like Amy Robach and Sam Champion. Doesn’t matter if you work for a place for over 10 years like Rene Garcia did. That non-compete agreement is always over your head year after year. No reason to regulate this though.
Of course, if you’re a Republican or a newscaster on Fox News, you would hear them say if they don’t like it, then let them find another job, even if it’s 50 miles away or maybe she shouldn’t have signed the agreement in the first place even though most hair salons have non-compete agreements now. Plenty of signs up at hair salons that say help wanted. Sure, just go 50 miles away and start all over again with no customers and lose even more money. How far is 50 miles? An hour from your home. You have a job so you pay for more gas for your car or take public transportation such as a bus. Won’t take that much longer to get to work or home at the end of the day. In the meantime, Janet has to see if her new employer will pay her commissions as well.
Once again, let’s get another box of tissues out for the small business person who complains that they don’t like ObamaCare and they can’t afford health insurance. Let’s have another cult meeting at Fox News with Republicans and see if we can get an owner from a hair salon to come on and complain about this.
Okay, now that you know Janet’s background, I can tell you about her reaction to that wonderful conversation that Sam Champion had with Amy Robach. Once again, you’ll see that this book is going to be unbiased.
First, she shook her head. Then she said, “yes, I really want to steal clients, especially when I get a $5 tip from them. And as far as my other customers are concerned, many of them disappear after a few haircuts. Sometimes they want to try someone else, especially if they can have their hair cut for a lower price. People in other salons say that they can do a better job than I do if they have a chance to see a customer that I had. I’ve had situations where people in my own salon go behind my back and tell my customers that they can do a better job than I can.
If anything, many of the customers that I have are people who are walking in the door. As long as you have a good location, then more people will come to that location and that’s where the real business is. So much for the idea that everyone has their own personal hairdresser and they never leave the salon.
Why don’t we end this chapter with a wonderful story about the relationship between the owner of a hair salon, the employee, and the customer.
One day, Janet was getting ready to go home when one of her clients came in without making an appointment. This was a $5 tipper. She wanted her hair cut and colored as well. This would be $120 which is on the low end of this hair salon. Janet said “it’s the end of the day and I’m going home. Someone else can help you. It’s 6:00 and I would like to get home in time to cook dinner for my husband and three children.”
Of course, the customer would not hear any of this. Other people in the salon didn’t want to work with this woman knowing that they would get $5 for working with this woman for over an hour without commission.
The owner would settle this. He told Janet this is your client so you can stay and serve this customer. Or else.
After more than one hour, she was done. And of course, her reward for her work was a nice crumpled $5 bill. Fortunately, she told her husband she would be late so he brought in pizza for dinner. She could just throw her slice in the microwave when she got home.
How about another box of tissues for owners of hair salons who do this and say they don’t like ObamaCare. Maybe one day we’ll see them on Fox News.
And not to sound biased, let’s give a big hand to GMA producers for having two sides of a story on hairdressers and non-compete agreements since this isn’t a subject that you would talk about. How about doing a google search by going non-compete agreements and hairdressers. You can see a lot of wonderful stories such an owner of a salon taking out an injunction against three of his hairdressers because they didn’t work far enough from his place. Maybe it would be hard for you to get a story like this but it wouldn’t be hard for you to have Scott Kirsner on your show so he can tell you about hairdressers who represent themselves in court cases because they don’t have the money to hire a lawyer because it’s over $10,000.
Chapter 7
DeRegulation
As I outlined in this book earlier, there seems to be a very popular belief that one of the biggest problems we have in this country is that big government is always getting in the way of big business and that needs to stop. As the Republicans would say - along with Tim Allen and Fox News - what this country needs is smaller government and allow big business to do whatever they want to do.
In many ways, this idea seems to be spreading to just about anyone who wants to be brainwashed. I mean, here I was one day in the supermarket and I saw a friend of mine named Richie stocking the shelves. I went over to him and started talking to him about the Wilpons and the New York Mets. Yes, there I was, minding my own business, talking to Richie about baseball when this guy comes over to us and says this.
“You know who is the worst owner is? That would be Barack Obama. Look at what he’s doing with Obamacare. Isn’t it terrible how he’s managing this country?”
This was a moment where I wanted to put my hands over my ears and run out of the supermarket. Instead, I looked at this guy right in the eye and said, “You seem like a very bright and intelligent man. I bet you watch Fox News and Last Man Standing with Tim Allen. Good luck in 2016.”
No, I did not say that. I wanted to tell him that he should watch CNN News to get some balance especially since it’s 70% liberal. I mean, if something important happens in the world, you’re watching a station that has I don’t like Obamacare on a 15 minute rotation in the news. Let’s face it, I’m in the supermarket so no point in getting into an argument. If he is reading this book though, I think that at this point, it’s worth pointing a few things out since all this nonsense about big government getting in the way of big business is one of the biggest reasons that non-compete agreements are not regulated by the state and local government.
My first thought regarding this is who came up with this wonderful idea in the first place. Let me see, if I had to go and think about Republicans who may have started СКАЧАТЬ