The Essential Edgar Wallace Collection. Edgar Wallace

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      There was a shock waiting for Hamilton when he reached the Ochori city. The wire from the Administrator was kindly enough and sufficiently approving to satisfy even an exigent Bones. "But," it ran, "why did you retire in face of stringent orders to remain? I wired you 'Banquo.'"

      Hamilton afterwards learnt that the messenger carrying this important dispatch had passed his party in their retirement through the forest.

      "Banquo," quoted Hamilton in amazement. "I received absolute instructions to retire."

      "Hard cheese," said Bones, sympathetically. "His dear old Excellency wants a good talking to; but are you sure, dear old chap, that you haven't made a mistake."

      "Here it is," he said, "but I must confess that I don't understand the numbers."

      He handed it to Bones. It read:

      "Mercutio 17178."

      Bones looked at it a moment, then gasped. He reached out his hand solemnly and grasped that of the astounded Hamilton.

      "Dear old fellow," he said in a broken voice, "Congratulate me, I have drawn a runner!"

      "A runner?"

      "A runner, dear old sport," chortled Bones, "in the Cambridgeshire! You see I've got a ticket number seventeen, seventeen eight in my pocket, dear old friend! If Mercutio wins," he repeated solemnly, "I will stand you the finest dinner that can be secured this side of Romano's."

      CHAPTER VI

      THE SOUL OF THE NATIVE WOMAN

      Mail day is ever a day of supreme interest for the young and for the matter of that for the middle-aged, too. Sanders hated mail days because the bulk of his correspondence had to do with Government, and Government never sat down with a pen in its hand to wish Sanders many happy returns of the day or to tell him scandalous stories about mutual friends.

      Rather the Government (by inference) told him scandalous stories about himself--of work not completed to the satisfaction of Downing Street--a thoroughfare given to expecting miracles.

      Hamilton had a sister who wrote wittily and charmingly every week, and there was another girl ... Still, two letters and a bright pink paper or two made a modest postbag by the side of Lieutenant Tibbetts' mail.

      There came to Bones every mail day a thick wad of letters and parcels innumerable, and he could sit at the big table for hours on end, whistling a little out of tune, mumbling incoherently. He had a trick of commenting upon his letters aloud, which was very disconcerting for Hamilton. Bones wouldn't open a letter and get half-way through it before he began his commenting.

      "... poor soul ... dear! dear! ... what a silly old ass ... ah, would you ... don't do it, Billy...."

      To Hamilton's eyes the bulk of correspondence rather increased than diminished.

      "You must owe a lot of money," he said one day.

      "Eh!"

      "All these...!" Hamilton opened his hand to a floor littered with discarded envelopes. "I suppose they represent demands...."

      "Dear lad," said Bones brightly, "they represent popularity--I'm immensely popular, sir," he gulped a little as he fished out two dainty envelopes from the pile before him; "you may not have experienced the sensation, but I assure you, sir, it's pleasing, it's doocidly pleasing!"

      "Complacent ass," said Hamilton, and returned to his own correspondence.

      Systematically Bones went through his letters, now and again consulting a neat little morocco-covered note-book. (It would appear he kept a very careful record of every letter he wrote home, its contents, the date of its dispatch, and the reply thereto.) He had reduced letter writing to a passion, spent most of his evenings writing long epistles to his friends--mostly ladies of a tender age--and had incidentally acquired a reputation in the Old Country for his brilliant powers of narrative.

      This, Hamilton discovered quite by accident. It would appear that Hamilton's sister had been on a visit--was in fact on the visit when she wrote one letter which so opened Hamilton's eyes--and mentioned that she was staying with some great friends of Bones'. She did not, of course, call him "Bones," but "Mr. Tibbetts."

      "I should awfully like to meet him," she wrote, "he must be a very interesting man. Aggie Vernon had a letter from him yesterday wherein he described his awful experience lion-hunting.

      "To be chased by a lion and caught and then carried to the beast's lair must have been awful!

      "Mr. Tibbetts is very modest about it in his letter, and beyond telling Aggie that he escaped by sticking his finger in the lion's eye he says little of his subsequent adventure. By the way, Pat, Aggie tells me that you had a bad bout of fever and that Mr. Tibbetts carried you for some miles to the nearest doctor. I wish you wouldn't keep these things so secret, it worries me dreadfully unless you tell me--even the worst about yourself. I hope your interesting friend returned safely from his dangerous expedition into the interior--he was on the point of leaving when his letter was dispatched and was quite gloomy about his prospects...."

      Hamilton read this epistle over and over again, then he sent for Bones.

      That gentleman came most cheerfully, full of fine animal spirits, and----

      "Just had a letter about you, Bones," said Hamilton carelessly.

      "About me, sir!" said Bones; "from the War Office--I'm not being decorated or anything!" he asked anxiously.

      "No--nothing so tragic; it was a letter from my sister, who is staying with the Vernons."

      "Oh!" said Bones going suddenly red.

      "What a modest devil you are," said the admiring Hamilton, "having a lion hunt all to yourself and not saying a word about it to anybody."

      Bones made curious apologetic noises.

      "I didn't know there were any lions in the country," pursued Hamilton remorselessly. "Liars, yes! But lions, no! I suppose you brought them with you--and I suppose you know also, Bones, that it is considered in lion-hunting circles awfully rude to stick your finger into a lion's eye? It is bad sportsmanship to say the least, and frightfully painful for the lion."

      Bones was making distressful grimaces.

      "How would you like a lion to stick his finger in _your_ eye?" asked Hamilton severely; "and, by the way, Bones, I have to thank you."

      He rose solemnly, took the hand of his reluctant and embarrassed second and wrung.

      "Thank you," said Hamilton, in a broken voice, "for saving my life."

      "Oh, I say, sir," began Bones feebly.

      "To carry a man eighty miles on your back is no mean accomplishment, Bones--especially when I was unconscious----"

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