The Red House Mystery and Other Novels. A. A. Milne
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Название: The Red House Mystery and Other Novels

Автор: A. A. Milne

Издательство: Ingram

Жанр: Контркультура

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isbn: 9781456614010

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СКАЧАТЬ (_embarrassed at the thought that this sort of thing really only happens in a bedroom farce and moving towards her_). I don't think I quite----

      BELINDA (_reassuring him_). It's perfectly respectable; it's where we keep the umbrellas. (_She takes him by the hand_.)

      BAXTER (_resisting and looking nervously into the cupboard_). I'm not at all sure that I----

      BELINDA (_earnestly_). Oh, but don't you see what _trust_ I'm putting in you? (_To herself_.) Some people are so nervous about their umbrellas.

      BAXTER. Well, of course, if you--but I don't see why I shouldn't just slip out of the door before he comes.

      BELINDA (_reproachfully_). Of course, if you grudge me every little pleasure----(_Crossing in front of_ BAXTER _towards swing doors and seeing_ TREMAYNE _coming_.) Quick! Here he is.

      (_She bundles him through the cupboard door and closes it and with a sign of happiness crosses down to_ C. _table. She sees _BAXTER'S _bowler hat on the arm-chair below the fireplace. She fetches and carries it over to the cupboard door, knocks and hands it to him, saying, _"Your hat!")

      BAXTER (_expostulating and nearly knocking her over as he comes out_). Well, really I----

      BELINDA (_bundling him into the cupboard and closing the door_). Hush!

      (BELINDA _straightens her hair, takes up her book from_ L. _of_ C. _table and sits, stroking the head of the toy dog and pretending to read_. TREMAYNE _enters from garden up_ R. _and through the swing doors up_ R.C. BELINDA _gives an assumed cry of surprise_.)

      TREMAYNE (_at the swing doors_). It's no good your pretending to be surprised, because you said I could come. (_Coming down to the back of the table_ C. _and putting down his hat_.)

      BELINDA (_rising, shaking hands and welcoming him_). But I can still be surprised that you wanted to come.

      TREMAYNE Oh no, you aren't.

      BELINDA (_markng it off on her fingers_). Just a little bit--that much.

      TREMAYNE. It would be much more surprising if I hadn't come.

      BELINDA (_crossing to the Chesterfield, picking up her book and handing it to_ TREMAYNE, _who puts it on the table_). It is a pretty garden, isn't it? (_She sits on_ R. _end of Chesterfield_.)

      TREMAYNE (_coming to her_). You forget that I saw the garden yesterday.

      BELINDA. Oh, but the things have grown so much since then. Let me see, this is the third day you've been and we only met three days ago. (_He moves behind the Chesterfield to the left end of it_.) And then you're coming to dinner again to-night.

      TREMAYNE (_eagerly and leaning over the Chesterfield_). Am I?

      BELINDA. Yes. Haven't you been asked?

      TREMAYNE (_going round the left end of the Chesterfield_). No, not a word.

      BELINDA. Yes, that's quite right; I remember now, I only thought of it this morning, so I couldn't ask you before, could I?

      TREMAYNE (_earnestly_). What made you think of it then?

      BELINDA (_romantically_). It was at the butcher's.

      TREMAYNE. Eh?

      BELINDA. There was one little lamb cutlet left over and sitting out all by itself, and there was nobody to love it. And I said to myself, suddenly, "I know, that will do for Mr. Robinson." (_Protaically_.) I do hope you like lamb?

      TREMAYNE (_sitting on her left side_). I adore it.

      BELINDA. Oh, I'm so glad I When I saw it sitting there I thought you'd love it. I'm afraid I can't tell you any more about the rest of the dinner, because I wouldn't tell Mr. Devenish, and I want to be fair.

      TREMAYNE (_jealously_). Who's Mr. Devenish?

      BELINDA. Oh, haven't you met him? He's always coming here.

      TREMAYNE Is he in love with you too?

      BELINDA. Too? Oh, you mean Mr. Baxter?

      TREMAYNE (_rising and moving to fireplace_). Confound it, that's three!

      BELINDA (_innocently_). Three? (_She looks up at him and down again_.)

      TREMAYNE. Who is Mr. Baxter?

      BELINDA. Oh, haven't you met him? He's always coming here.

      TREMAYNE (_turning away and looking into fireplace_). Who is Mr. Baxter?

      (BAXTER _appears at cupboard doorway_. BELINDA _hears him and gives a startled look round. She signs to him to go back. BAXTER retreats immediately and closes door_.)

      BELINDA. Oh, he's a sort of statistician. Isn't that a horrid word to say? So stishany.

      TREMAYNE. What does he make statistics about?

      BELINDA. Oh (_giving a sly look round at cupboard door_), umbrellas and things. Don't let's talk about him.

      TREMAYNE. All right, then; (_going up to her jealously_) who is Mr. Devenish?

      BELINDA. Oh, he's a poet. (_She throws up her eyes and sighs deeply_.) Ah me!

      TREMAYNE. What does he write poetry about?

      (BELINDA _looks at him, and down again, and then at him again, and then down, then raises and drops her arms, and gives a little sigh--all of which means, "Can't you guess?"_)

      What does he write poetry about?

      BELINDA (_obediently_). He wrote "The Lute of Love and other Poems, by Claude Devenish."

      (TREMAYNE _is annoyed and turns away to the fireplace_.)

      The Lute of Love--(_To herself_.) I haven't been saying that lately. (_With great expression_.) The Lute of Love--the Lute. (_She pats her mouth back_.)

      TREMAYNE. And who is Mr. Devenish--!

      BELINDA (_putting her hand on his sleeve_). You'll let me know when it's my turn, won't you?

      TREMAYNE. Your turn?

      BELINDA. Yes, to ask questions. I love this game--it's just like clumps. (_She crosses her hands on her lap and waits for the next question_.)

      TREMAYNE. СКАЧАТЬ