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СКАЧАТЬ Clibborn is much too good for him," added Mrs. Jackson, decisively. "She's a saint."

      "The fact is, that he's suffering from a swollen head," remarked the curate, who used slang as a proof of manliness.

      "There, Archibald!" cried the lady, triumphantly. "What did I tell you?"

      "Mrs. Jackson thought he was conceited."

      "I don't think it; I'm sure of it. He's odiously conceited. All the time I was talking to him I felt he considered himself superior to me. No nice-minded man would have refused our offer to say a short prayer on his behalf during morning service."

      "Those army men always have a very good opinion of themselves," said Mr. Dryland, taking advantage of his seat opposite a looking-glass to arrange his hair.

      He spoke in such a round, full voice that his shortest words carried a sort of polysyllabic weight.

      "I can't see what he has done to be so proud of," said Mrs. Jackson. "Anyone would have done the same in his position. I'm sure it's no more heroic than what clergymen do every day of their lives, without making the least fuss about it."

      "They say that true courage is always modest," answered Mr. Dryland.

      The remark was not very apposite, but sounded damaging.

      "I didn't like the way he had when he came to tea here--as if he were dreadfully bored. I'm sure he's not so clever as all that."

      "No clever man would act in an ungentlemanly way," said the curate, and then smiled, for he thought he had unconsciously made an epigram.

      "I couldn't express in words what I feel with regard to his treatment of Mary!" cried Mrs. Jackson; and then proceeded to do so--and in many, to boot.

      They had all been a little oppressed by the greatness which, much against his will, they had thrust upon the unfortunate James. They had set him on a pedestal, and then were disconcerted because he towered above their heads, and the halo with which they had surrounded him dazzled their eyes. They had wished to make a lion of James, and his modest resistance wounded their self-esteem; it was a relief to learn that he was not worth making a lion of. Halo and pedestal were quickly demolished, for the golden idol had feet of clay, and his late adorers were ready to reproach him because he had not accepted with proper humility the gifts he did not want. Their little vanities were comforted by the assurance that, far from being a hero, James was, in fact, distinctly inferior to themselves. For there is no superiority like moral superiority. A man who stands akimbo on the top of the Ten Commandments need bow the knee to no earthly potentate.

      Little Primpton was conscious of its virtue, and did not hesitate to condemn.

      "He has lowered himself dreadfully."

      "Yes, it's very sad. It only shows how necessary it is to preserve a meek and contrite spirit in prosperity. Pride always goes before a fall."

      The Jacksons and Mr. Dryland discussed the various accounts which had reached them. Mary and Mrs. Parsons were determinedly silent, but Mrs. Clibborn was loquacious, and it needed little artifice to extract the whole story from Colonel Parsons.

      "One thing is unfortunately certain," said Mrs. Jackson, with a sort of pious vindictiveness, "Captain Parsons has behaved abominably, and it's our duty to do something."

      "Colonel Clibborn threatens to horsewhip him."

      "It would do him good," cried Mrs. Jackson; "and I should like to be there to see it!"

      They paused a moment to gloat over the imaginary scene of Jamie's chastisement.

      "He's a wicked man. Fancy throwing the poor girl over when she's waited five years. I think he ought to be made to marry her."

      "I'm bound to say that no gentleman would have acted like that," said the Vicar.

      "I wanted Archibald to go and speak seriously to Captain Parsons. He ought to know what we think of him, and it's obviously our duty to tell him."

      "His parents are very much distressed. One can see that, although they say so little."

      "It's not enough to be distressed. They ought to have the strength of mind to insist upon his marrying Mary Clibborn. But they stick up for everything he does. They think he's perfect. I'm sure it's not respectful to God to worship a human being as they do their son."

      "They certainly have a very exaggerated opinion of him," assented Mr. Dryland.

      "And I should like to know why. He's not good-looking."

      "Very ordinary," agreed Mr. Dryland, with a rapid glance at the convenient mirror. "I don't think his appearance is manly."

      Whatever the curate's defects of person--and he flattered himself that he was modest enough to know his bad points--no one, he fancied, could deny him manliness. It is possible that he was not deceived. Put him in a bowler-hat and a bell-bottomed coat, and few could have distinguished him from a cab-driver.

      "I don't see anything particular in his eyes or hair," pursued Mrs. Jackson.

      "His features are fairly regular. But that always strikes me as insipid in a man."

      "And he's not a good conversationalist."

      "I'm bound to confess I've never heard him say anything clever," remarked the Vicar.

      "No," smiled the curate; "one could hardly call him a brilliant epigrammatist."

      "I don't think he's well informed."

      "Oh, well, you know, one doesn't expect knowledge from army men," said the curate, with a contemptuous smile and a shrug of the shoulders. "I must say I was rather amused when he confessed he hadn't read Marie Corelli."

      "I can hardly believe that. I think it was only pose."

      "I'm sorry to say that my experience of young officers is that there are absolutely no bounds to their ignorance."

      They had satisfactorily stripped James of every quality, mental and physical, which could have made him attractive in Mary's eyes; and the curate's next remark was quite natural.

      "I'm afraid it sounds a conceited thing to say, but I can't help asking myself what Miss Clibborn saw in him."

      "Love is blind," replied Mrs. Jackson. "She could have done much better for herself."

      They paused to consider the vagaries of the tender passion, and the matches which Mary might have made, had she been so inclined.

      "Archibald," said Mrs. Jackson at last, with the decision characteristic of her, "I've made up my mind. As vicar of the parish, _you_ must go to Captain Parsons."

      "I, my dear?"

      "Yes, Archibald. You must insist upon him fulfilling his engagement СКАЧАТЬ