Spy Land Women Play Me. Perry Ritthaler

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      Ten minutes later Charlie can smell weed in the car and when he looks over to Phil he has sparked a joint. Charlie just shakes his head and tells Phil what’s up with that? Phil laughs and tells Charlie I always get high before I drive over the Skyway Bridge. Beside you need to relax and have some fun buddy; here have a hit and lets party; were going to get your new sports car and drinks in Ebor City. Charlie thinks for a minute and then Phil holds the joint in front of Charlie’s face. Charlie smiles and tells Phil just one puff. I have not smoked anything since I was under cover in vice.

      Charlie feels the marijuana hit his system and tells Phil your right that is exactly what I need to unwind right now. This is hood weed…Phil smiles and told Charlie you still know your weed. Saint Petersburg right; you know it pal Martin Luther King Drive just past tenth street.

      I remember; is the little black thin guy with the fucked up arms still dealing in front of the store? Feel is his street name right. What a memory partner.

      Ya he is still peddling dime bags and giving me free weed when I drop by. We can leave the street behind but we can never take the street out of the blood flowing through our veins.

      These guys are the best eyes and ears on the street when it comes to anti-terrorism. Someone shows up strange in the hood they stand out to these guys. They know exactly who is on the street and who is not. Their violence is affiliated to drugs and pimping whores and not connected to politics or foreign policy or religion; and like I tell the street dealers and pimps if you do not want my heat on the street; tell me when the new players enter the street and the game changes to recruiting potential terrorists for terrorism attacks.

      Charlie looks at Phil and says been a long time since I thought of myself as a street dog. The weed brings back memories of when we controlled police intelligence on big parts of the hood.

      Charlie starts laughing and he looks at Phil; remember when I told you about the first time I took my Ivy League girlfriend to the opera in Tampa and I drove through the hood in Saint Pete up Martin King; and every second black street dealer or pimp waved at me when I drove by. My girlfriend was freaking out to begin with by just driving into the hood let alone being popular.

      Both men started laughing and Charlie told Phil; give me another hit of weed.

      The house with the BMW was easy to find and when Charlie saw the car he was over joyed. It was identical to his black BMW. Even the interior had the same black leather seats. The beamer looked like the stereo was upgraded and the car had USB and Bluetooth cell phone connection jacks.

      The only difference was this BMW had an automatic moon roof that opened and that sold Charlie on the ride. When Charlie and Phil looked at the car a beautiful dark skinned woman with a big smile and long strait brunette colored hair came out of the house. Immediately she caught Phil’s eye. Phil smiled and Charlie could see Phil was very interested in the woman selling the BMW. Phil thought he recognized the woman; he thought he might have busted this woman when he worked the streets in Saint Petersburg five years ago; is she the one; was she one of the drug kingpins in the old hood.

      Charlie interrupted the two people locking eyes and asked her if this is her car; she told Charlie it was her husband’s car. When Charlie looked into the garage he could see the back end of new Mercedes 550 SL and new BMW. The woman told Charlie her husband bought a brand new BMW and they were not going to get enough for this one on trade so they are selling it privately.

      Charlie asks the lady for her keys so they can take a test drive; the beautiful woman tells Charlie give me a minute and goes back into the house. When the lady opened the door a pretty long haired well groomed blonde cocker spaniel came through the open door into the yard. Charlie keeps looking through the windows and he is completely mesmerized with the new BMW. Charlie can feel the dog by his leg and ignores the dog. Suddenly the dog starts humping Charlie’s leg. Immediately Charlie tries to flick his leg and knock the dog off his leg. As Charlie flicked his leg the dog flew back into a steel pole and hit its head.

      Phil is laughing and cannot believe what he just saw; and neither can the lady. She screams stop it; and yells; why are you kicking my dog? Charlie tries to explain to the lady the dog was humping his leg when her husband comes out of the house and notices the dog is not moving. Immediately he runs over to dog and picks the beautiful dog up in his arms. Suddenly urine is coming out of the dog all over the man’s shirt.

      The lady screams you killed my dog. You kicked my dog and killed my dog. Both the husband and wife hold the dog between them and start to sob. He is our baby and you murdered our dog.

      Phil and Charlie both look at each other lost for words because Charlie did not mean to kill the dog. Suddenly the woman says I am going to call the police and we’ll see what they say. Charlie is white as a ghost because the last thing he needs is a police report that explains he is purchasing a replacement BMW for the one he lost in his last sexual escapade. Charlie tries to apologize for the accident however the woman is hysterical and the husband is crying.

      Phil knows this is a mess; so he calmly asks the man how much is the dog worth. Can we please buy you another dog and avoid the police. After all; the whole thing was an accident? The man looks at Phil and tells him he needs to talk to his wife privately. The man yells; wait honey before you call the police let me talk to you; and then the man carries his dead dog into the house through the open door.

      Charlie looks a Phil and lifts his arms up beside his body and shrugs his shoulders and says thanks; I am not sure what to do.

      Five minutes later the man and woman come back outside into the yard and the woman tells Charlie; if you want to avoid the police call you need to pay me $2200.00 for the dog because it is their pure bred show dog; and $17,000.00 for the BMW.

      Charlie looked at Phil and Phil shrugged his shoulders; and looked at Charlie. Charlie felt cornered because these people could sue him for killing the dog if the police charged him with animal abuse. OK I will pay you what you ask. I have a certified check for seventeen thousand in my pocket and my partner can write you a check for the $2200.00 to pay for the dog. I do not have my check book with me and the bank is closed at this time of day, and my ATM will not give me $2200.00.

      The people were satisfied however they still felt very sad. They sold the BMW to a man that killed their dog. The mood in the transaction was filled with sadness as Phil and Charlie exchanged checks with the people.

      Phil looked at Charlie and asked Charlie if he still wanted to go to Ebor City for a drink but at this time Charlie told Phil I just want to go home. I will just follow you back to Sarasota and maybe when I get home we can go for beer at the Quay. Phil understood Charlie felt bad because deep down inside Charlie loved animals.

      Phil went to his car and reached into his glove box and grabbed a joint. He passed it to Charlie and told Charlie smoke it on the way home and you will feel better. Charlie accepted the joint and the two men climbed into their cars, waved good bye to the man and woman and started to drive back home toward Sarasota. At the end of the block Charlie started beeping his horn and Phil noticed Charlie had pulled over to the side of the road. Phil turned his car around and drove back to Charlie.

      What is the problem Charlie? Phil my luck sucks; in fact the only luck I have is bad luck; so before I am charged for driving a vehicle with no license or registration I want to tow the car to my condominium in Sarasota.

      Call me crazy but at this point in time in my life I cannot take a chance on getting busted transporting the car without plates or insurance. Phil smiled when he looks at Charlie; then he said great idea pal, your right you have had a string of bad luck. Jump into my car and we will call a tow truck right now. Charlie thanked Phil and told Phil I thought about this СКАЧАТЬ