Trout Fishing in America. Richard Brautigan
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Название: Trout Fishing in America

Автор: Richard Brautigan

Издательство: Ingram

Жанр: Контркультура

Серия: Canons

isbn: 9781782113812

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СКАЧАТЬ Chapter to “Red Lip”

       The Cleveland Wrecking Yard

       A Half-Sunday Homage to a Whole Leonardo da Vinci

       Trout Fishing in America Nib

       Prelude to the Mayonnaise Chapter

       The Mayonnaise Chapter

       Afterword

      There are seductions that should be

      in the Smithsonian Institute,

      right next to The Spirit of St. Louis.

       Trout Fishing in America

       THE COVER FORTROUT FISHING IN AMERICA

      The cover for Trout Fishing in America is a photograph taken late in the afternoon, a photograph of the Benjamin Franklin statue in San Francisco’s Washington Square.

      Born 1706—Died 1790, Benjamin Franklin stands on a pedestal that looks like a house containing stone furniture. He holds some papers in one hand and his hat in the other.

      Then the statue speaks, saying in marble:

      PRESENTED BY

      H.D. COGSWELL

      TO OUR

      BOYS AND GIRLS

      WHO WILL SOON

      TAKE OUR PLACES

      AND PASS ON.

      Around the base of the statue are four words facing the directions of this world, to the east WELCOME, to the west WELCOME, to the north WELCOME, to the south WELCOME. Just behind the statue are three poplar trees, almost leafless except for the top branches. The statue stands in front of the middle tree. All around the grass is wet from the rains of early February.

      In the background is a tall cypress tree, almost dark like a room. Adlai Stevenson spoke under the tree in 1956, before a crowd of 40, 000 people.

      There is a tall church across the street from the statue with crosses, steeples, bells and a vast door that looks like a huge mousehole, perhaps from a Tom and Jerry cartoon, and written above the door is “Per L’Universo.”

      Around five o’clock in the afternoon of my cover for Trout Fishing in America, people gather in the park across the street from the church and they are hungry.

      It’s sandwich time for the poor.

      But they cannot cross the street until the signal is given. Then they all run across the street to the church and get their sandwiches that are wrapped in newspaper. They go back to the park and unwrap the newspaper and see what their sandwiches are all about.

      A friend of mine unwrapped his sandwich one afternoon and looked inside to find just a leaf of spinach. That was all.

      Was it Kafka who learned about America by reading the autobiography of Benjamin Franklin …

      Kafka who said, “I like the Americans because they are healthy and optimistic.”

       KNOCK ON WOOD(PART ONE)

      As a child when did I first hear about trout fishing in America? From whom? I guess it was a stepfather of mine.

      Summer of 1942.

      The old drunk told me about trout fishing. When he could talk, he had a way of describing trout as if they were a precious and intelligent metal.

      Silver is not a good adjective to describe what I felt when he told me about trout fishing.

      I’d like to get it right.

      Maybe trout steel. Steel made from trout. The clear snow-filled river acting as foundry and heat.

      Imagine Pittsburgh.

      A steel that comes from trout, used to make buildings, trains and tunnels.

      The Andrew Carnegie of Trout!

      The Reply of Trout Fishing in America:

      I remember with particular amusement, people with three-cornered hats fishing in the dawn.

       KNOCK ON WOOD(PART TWO)

      One spring afternoon as a child in the strange town of Portland, I walked down to a different street corner, and saw a row of old houses, huddled together like seals on a rock. Then there was a long field that came sloping down off a hill. The field was covered with green grass and bushes. On top of the hill there was a grove of tall, dark trees. At a distance I saw a waterfall come pouring down off the hill. It was long and white and I could almost feel its cold spray.

      There must be a creek there, I thought, and it probably has trout in it.

      Trout.

      At last an opportunity to go trout fishing, to catch my first trout, to behold Pittsburgh.

      It was growing dark. I didn’t have time to go and look at the creek. I walked home past the glass whiskers of the houses, reflecting the downward rushing waterfalls of night.

      The next day I would go trout fishing for the first time. I would get up early and eat my breakfast and go. I had heard that it was better to go trout fishing early in the morning. The trout were better for it. They had something extra in the morning. I went home to prepare for trout fishing in America. I didn’t have any fishing tackle, so I had to fall back on corny fishing tackle.

      Like a joke.

      Why did the chicken cross the road?

      I bent a pin and tied it onto a piece of white string.

      And slept.

      The next morning I got up early and ate my breakfast. I took a slice of white bread to use for bait. I planned on making doughballs from the soft center of the bread and putting them on my vaudevillean hook.

      I left the place and walked down to the different street corner. How beautiful the field looked and the creek that came pouring down in a waterfall off the hill.

      But as I got closer to the creek I could see that something was wrong. The creek did not act right. There was a strangeness to it. There was a thing about its motion that was wrong. Finally I got close enough to see what the trouble was.

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