The Witness at the Wedding. Simon Brett

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СКАЧАТЬ didn’t show in her voice. Her middle-class sensibilities would have been troubled by the idea of her son being married in Essex. Hard to disguise that kind of thing. People viewing the wedding photographs would be bound to ask where the event had happened. And, of course, it’d be on the marriage certificate for perpetuity. The genteel folk of West Sussex did not hold the county of Essex in the highest esteem.

      ‘Yes. Besides . . .’ Gaby paused, as though uncertain whether she should proceed with the sentence. She made up her mind and went on, ‘The fact is, Carole, that my parents aren’t really . . . Well, it’s going to be easier all round if Stephen and I make most of the arrangements.’

      Carole didn’t say anything, but her disquiet communicated itself, so Gaby hastened to correct any false impression. ‘It’s not that they aren’t happy about Stephen and me getting married. They’re absolutely delighted. It’s just . . . well, the fact is that my mother is a terrible worrier. Organizing a wedding would be like a nightmare for her. She’s just not good at that stuff. The only way she’s going to enjoy the event is if she has nothing at all to do with the arrangements.’

      Carole took a rather dim view of this. She hadn’t got a daughter, so the situation would never arise for her, but she liked to think that in the same circumstances she would have done her duty. She might not enjoy organizing a wedding, but she knew it was part of the complex package of agreements every parent of a daughter signed up to. Still, maybe those rules didn’t apply to people who lived in Essex. She tried to keep the disapproval out of her face, but clearly failed.

      ‘I know you think that’s wrong, Carole, but believe me, if my mother was in charge, a) the wedding wouldn’t be at all well organized, and b) being responsible for it would probably give her a nervous breakdown.’

      ‘Well, you know best. That sounds fine.’ But Carole wasn’t convinced it was fine. Also the mention of a ‘nervous breakdown’ raised the disturbing possibility of instability in the family of her future daughter-in-law. Carole Seddon was very old-fashioned about the concept of mental illness. She liked to think that she kept her emotions so firmly under control that she herself was in no danger of such a lapse, and tended to be judgemental towards those who did succumb. A psychologist might have reckoned that this attitude reflected her fear of losing control of her own mind, but then Carole Seddon was not a psychologist – nor indeed had she ever consulted one.

      ‘There’s also the matter of money,’ said Stephen. ‘Gaby’s mum and dad would do anything for her, but the fact is that they haven’t really got a bean . . .’

      ‘Afraid not,’ his fiancée concurred. ‘They’ve only got Dad’s pension.’

      ‘. . . whereas we’re fortunate enough to be quite well-heeled at the moment. So it was always going to be us who were going to pay for everything.’

      Carole thought of her handsome civil service pension and her carefully squirrelled savings. ‘I’d be very happy to help out if—’

      ‘Not necessary, Mother. Honestly. We don’t have a problem with it. A lot of our contemporaries pay for their own weddings. It’s different if you marry straight out of university, when you have no money at all . . .’

      ‘Not to mention a huge student loan these days,’ Gaby added.

      ‘Right. In those circumstances you expect the parents to stump up, but Gaby and I are . . . well, both healthily established in our careers, so it makes sense for us to foot the bills.’

      ‘Yes, I’m sure that’s fine,’ said Carole, again with more conviction than she felt.

      ‘And,’ her son continued, ‘on the “he who pays the piper” principle, that will also mean we can conduct the wedding in exactly the way we think fit.’

      He pronounced this with an almost wolfish satisfaction, which again set alarm bells ringing for Carole. Surely they weren’t going to go for some ‘alternative’ style of wedding? Not exchanges of vows they had written specially for the occasion, or readings from The Road Less Travelled or Captain Corelli’s Mandolin, or crowning each other with garlands of wild flowers? None of that sounded terribly likely from the Stephen she knew, but Carole was coming to realize increasingly how little of her son she did know.

      ‘And what,’ she asked tentatively, ‘do you “think fit”?’

      ‘Oh, nothing outrageous,’ he replied, to her considerable relief. ‘Traditional, white church job, that’s what we’re after.’ Seeing his fiancée’s wry grimace, he went on. ‘No, Gaby, if we’re going to do it, we’ll do it properly. A big number. Invite everyone we know.’

      The girl looked almost pleadingly at Carole. ‘A large part of me would just like to dash off to a registry office and get the deed done on the quiet.’

      ‘No way. It’s not as if we’re ashamed of each other.’

      ‘Of course not.’

      ‘Then let’s let everyone know about it. I think the most important bit of the wedding service is that “before this congregation” bit – though no doubt they’ve screwed that up too in the Modern English version of the service.’

      Carole wasn’t enough of an expert on the liturgy to pass comment. Gaby still looked dubious. Though she worked in the flamboyant world of a theatrical agency, there was a reclusive quality about the girl, an unwillingness to be put into any kind of limelight. And that tendency seemed to strengthen as the reality of the wedding approached. She jutted out her lower lip. ‘I don’t know. I think the playwright Ian Hay probably got it right when he described marriage as “a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention”.’

      Stephen chuckled. ‘It’ll be all right, love. I want to show you off. I want everyone to know that I’m marrying the most wonderful woman in the world.’

      Carole lowered her eyes in embarrassment. This seemed a rather effusive statement from a member of the Seddon family. The thought seemed to cause further disquiet to Gaby too.

      But it enabled Stephen to move on to what was clearly another bone of contention for the engaged couple. ‘Which is why, Gaby, I think we really have got to put the announcement in the paper.’

      ‘I honestly don’t think that’s necessary, Steve.’ Carole had never heard her son called ‘Steve’ by anyone but Gaby; even his school friends had stuck to the rather sedate ‘Stephen’.

      ‘We’ve told all our friends,’ Gaby went on. ‘Everyone who needs to know already knows.’

      ‘But somehow the engagement doesn’t really seem proper unless there’s been an announcement in The Times and the Telegraph!

      Carole sympathized completely with her son’s response. There was a right way of doing these things. ‘I agree. Really, Gaby, you’ll be amazed by the reaction you get to an official engagement announcement. People you knew as a child, school friends, people you’ve completely forgotten about – they’ll all write and congratulate you.’

      Gaby grimaced without enthusiasm. ‘I’m not sure that I want that. People coming out of the woodwork . . .’ The idea troubled her for a moment, then she moved on in a lighter vein. ‘Anyway, from what friends of mine have told me, newspaper announcements also mean your parents get inundated with flyers from wedding caterers, wedding video companies, wedding insurance brokers . . . I can СКАЧАТЬ