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      We stopped at a diner in a place called Thief River Falls. There was a poster on the outside of the door advertising a PBR Bull Riding at the arena that night. I’d seen a couple of bull riding events and thought they were pretty cool. But I knew we wouldn’t be going to this one because we had to get our asses to Minneapolis so we could carry on to Saigon. Sweet.

      “Have anything you want. I’m buyin’,” the old man said as we sat down. “They charge for airplane food except for the pretzels, and the food’s crap anyway. So let’s load up here.”

      I ordered an open-faced western sandwich and the old man ordered a double order of veal cutlets. I figured anybody who ate double orders of stuff would have to be part of the North American Obesity Problem you read about all the time, but one thing I could say for the old man — he was as far from obese as you can get.

      That didn’t stop him from tucking away the whole veal cutlet extravaganza. He ate fast at first, then slowed down and talked between pretty well every bite. Didn’t say a lot, but he was doing more talking now than at first.

      “I’ve crossed the border dozens of times, and I still don’t like it. A lot of the border guards are pretty good guys, but every once in a while you get somebody who thinks he’s Dirty Harry — and the women can be just as bad.”

      I didn’t know who Dirty Harry was, and I didn’t get a chance to ask.

      “How was your guy?”

      “Granfield? Fat. Stupid.”

      The old man nodded. “A lot of ’em carry guns now.”

      Granfield with a gun. Scary.

      “He wanted me to say you’d kidnapped me. I think he would have liked to make a big arrest. Get some headlines.”

      The old man nodded. “Dirty Harry.”

      “Why are we going to Saigon?”

      “We won’t be in Saigon the whole time.”

      I’d noticed that I didn’t get a lot of direct answers to my questions. “Where to after that?”

      “The countryside.”

      “The countryside where?”

      “Vietnam … that’s where Saigon is.” He cranked his head around. There was a mark on his neck, a scar or something. “Can we get a little more coffee, please?”

      The waitress brought the coffee pot and topped up the old man’s cup.

      He looked at me over what was left of the cutlets and mashed potatoes. “How about pie, you want some pie?”

      I shook my head.

      “No, thanks,” he said.

      “No, thanks,” I repeated. Great, now he was starting to act like a father.

      He looked up at the waitress. “What kind of pie do you have?”

      “Coconut cream and cherry.”

      “We’ll have two pieces of coconut cream.”

      She looked at me, shrugged, and walked away.

      “How is it that she gets that I didn’t want pie, and you don’t?”

      “I’ll eat it if you don’t.”

      “Why don’t you weigh four hundred pounds?”

      “Metabolism.”

      The pie came, and I ate one bite. I’d never had coconut cream pie before and based on that bite didn’t plan to ever have it again. I pushed it away. The old man dusted both pieces, but I noticed that he hadn’t finished the carrots that came with the veal cutlets, so the man was probably starving.

      We sat for a while. He ate and I watched him eat and looked around the diner. There were pictures on the walls, all of them of people fishing. Some were guys standing in streams fly-fishing and the rest were pictures of people with the fish they’d caught. Some of the pictures were pretty old, like black and white old, so maybe they were famous people who’d caught fish nearby.

      “Grab me that paper, will you?” The old man nodded at a mess of newspaper pages on a table across the diner.

      I got up and went over there and tried to organize the thing so it looked like a real paper. When it was more or less sorted out, I brought it back to our table.

      He read and I read. I sat, sipped on my chocolate milk and looked at the back pages of the paper as he flipped through the sections. Sometimes he’d fold the paper over, and I’d get to look at more than just the back pages.

      56 Die in Wave of Iraq Suicide Bombings

      California Wildfires Threaten Thousands of Homes

      Yankees Romp Over Red Sox — Win Streak at Eight

      J.K. Rowling Pens Adult Novel

      Global Economic Recovery Slower Than Expected

      Aryan Supremacy Group Stages Rally in Idaho Town

      Unlikely Songstress the Toast of Britain

      Man Expresses Remorse After Beating Three-Year-Old

      Education Budget Slashed

      I wasn’t one to read the paper much. Sometimes we’d look at what was going on in the world in social studies class, but it wasn’t like I paid a lot of attention to current events. I mean I wasn’t stupid — I knew about Afghanistan and 9/11 and I could name the prime minister of Canada and the president of the United States, which was more than some of the kids in my school could do, but I wasn’t into the news.

      Out of what I was reading that morning sitting across from the old man, I was most interested in the J.K. Rowling thing. I’d read the Harry Potter books and thought they were amazing, and I’d also read somewhere that the author was now mega-rich. Maybe I’d ask her to marry me. Right after I got back from my lovely Saigon vacation.

      Then it was back in the truck and Steve Earle singing “Copperhead Road.” There’s a line in the song, something about running whiskey in a big black Dodge. And some stuff about Vietnam too. The war. I liked Steve Earle. If all country music was like that we wouldn’t have needed rule number two. I sat back and thought about what other rules might make sense.

      6

      I must have fallen asleep again, but this time no great dreams starring Jen Wertz and the mystery girl. When I woke up, we were parked in one of those pullouts on the side of the highway. The old man was sitting with his arms resting on the wheel. He was holding the envelope that said permission letter in Mom’s handwriting. He didn’t look over at me, but he must have known I was awake.

      “Your mom used to leave little notes on a table in the living room when I was out at night. She’d write a couple of СКАЧАТЬ