A Bone to Pick. Gina McMurchy-Barber

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      I sank onto the chair as the news settled in my mind. “That’s okay,” I said in my best pretend-cheerful voice. “Have a good trip, and I’ll see you when you get back.”

      “Is there anything I can bring you?” Eddy asked.

      Pushing my disappointment aside, I tried to think of something. “How about one of those cheesy Viking helmets with the horns? That would be kind of classic.”

      “Sure thing. I bet some gift shop there will have them. Although you should know that horns on Viking helmets are all fiction and Hollywood.”

      “No horns on their helmets? Geez, another blow.” After that I could tell the conversation was getting awkward, so I wished Eddy a good trip and hung up.

      “Well, I’m glad that’s all over with,” came a voice from behind me. I quickly turned to see Aunt Margaret standing in the doorway. I’d forgotten she was there. “Now maybe you’ll get focused on other things — like getting more paint on the house and less on the grass. And if you’re good, I’ll teach you how to make chili the right way.”

      “Oh, goodie gumdrops, I can hardly wait.” I clapped my hands as if I were three.

      Aunt Margaret shook her head and gave me a look that said, Peggy, you’re such a weird kid.

      Chapter Two

      “Thanks for letting me go with you,” TB said to my mom as she backed the car out of the driveway.

      “We’re delighted you could join us, Thorbert. It isn’t every day we get to take in a Viking exhibit with a real-life Viking.” It was awful watching TB’s face turning eight shades of red.

      “Well, actually, Mrs. Henderson, I’m only Norse on my father’s side. I don’t know if any of my ancestors were actually Vikings.”

      “Vikings, Norse … weren’t they all the same?” Mom asked as we sped down the highway toward the ferry that would take us to Vancouver Island.

      “Actually, most Norse people were farmers, fishermen, or traders,” TB said. “However, sometimes they went on a Viking. A Viking was often a trading expedition, but, yes, there were times when they turned into raids that may have involved a few gory murders and plundering of villages. But in general the Norsemen probably were no worse than other warring tribes of that time.”

      “Well, there you go, I’ve already learned something new, and we haven’t even gotten to the museum,” Mom said.

      Going to the Royal British Columbia Museum in Victoria to see the Viking exhibit was Mom’s way of helping me to cheer up after she’d heard about Eddy’s phone call. At first I wasn’t all that interested in going. I am one of those people who would rather play the game than watch it. As far as I was concerned, going to see a bunch of ancient artifacts in glass cases wasn’t nearly as much fun as being the one to actually dig them up. When I mentioned the exhibit to TB, he nearly fell to the ground and begged me to ask my mom if he could go, too. His parents were always too busy to take him to stuff like that. And ever since he’d seen the ad on TV about the exhibit coming to town, he wanted to go. How could I refuse?

      When we got to the museum, there was a huge lineup waiting to get in. I didn’t realize the Vikings fascinated so many people. TB was like a little kid, hopping around until we got inside. After that I hardly saw him, well, except when he came back every ten minutes so he could drag me off to see something he found exciting. “C’mon, Peggy, you’ve got to see this,” he demanded, not letting up until I followed him. While he was pretty annoying, I admit his excitement was infectious.

      “Take a look at this sword,” TB said. It was only a replica of a real Viking sword, but the handle was decorated with beautiful engravings and there was a large red ruby embedded on both sides. “You’re allowed to pick it up, Peggy. Try it.”

      I gripped the handle and lifted the sword. It was solid and heavy, and the blade reflected the light. I tried wielding it, but could tell that it would take a lot of strength and skill to control it.

      “You could sure do a lot of damage with a thing like that,” TB said admiringly.

      “Yup, it’s a real Slice-O-Matic … slices, dices, and chops up anything. Probably not so good for cutting bread,” I said.

      “Yah, and it wouldn’t fit in the knife drawer very well,” Mom added when she came up from behind.

      “True, Mom. So true.”

      As I made my way around the exhibit, I learned stuff like it wasn’t just men who went on a Viking trip — sometimes women and teens could go, too. Then minutes after I’d read the plaque that said Vikings didn’t have horned helmets — some old composer named Richard Wagner got that started — TB tapped me on the shoulder.

      “Hey, look at me,” he said, smiling proudly. He was wearing a Viking helmet — and, yup, it had horns.

      “Obviously, you’ve been to the gift shop,” I said. “Maybe you should have read this sign before buying that.”

      He looked down at the sign and shrugged. “That’s Hollywood for you! Hey, Peggy, I just heard a great joke. One time Thor decided to go down to Earth and introduce himself to a beautiful lady who was standing at a bus stop.” TB snickered. “He said to the lady in a deep, booming voice, ‘I’m Thor.’ The lady turned to him and said, ‘You’re thor? Oh, my god, my feet are so thor I can hardly wait to thit.’” TB buckled over with laughter as if it was the funniest thing ever. “What? Don’t you get it? The lady had a lisp — thor, sore, thit, sit? Oh, never mind — you’re a joke killer.”

      After that TB slipped off to learn about Viking ships. I didn’t bother because he kept dashing back and forth to give me the rundown. “Their ships were flat so they could go up shallow rivers — kind of handy for raiding villages, right?” Then a few minutes later, “I just read they were the first to build ships that could sail the ocean and carry large cargo. Handy, right?”

      For me the best part was the stuff on burials.

      “Ew,” sneered TB as I peered into a glass case with the dried-up bones of some dead guy. “Figures you’d be interested in this stuff.”

      “Get used to it, TB. Dead people are my thing.” The Vikings had two kinds of burials. Inhumation — that was pretty basic, really, burying the dead in the ground. And the other was cremation. Some Vikings believed if they cremated the dead person his soul was freed to begin life in the next realm.

      “It says here sometimes they cremated important people in ships. How crazy is that? To burn a perfectly useful boat,” complained TB.

      “That’s crazy, but not as bad as putting in fifty years to build a stone pyramid for some dead Egyptian king and his stuff,” I added.

      On the ferry ride home we sat on the observation deck where we could see the sky all pink and orange and watch the seagulls ride the wind. When the sun sank below the horizon, TB got all focused on some Viking game he’d downloaded on his phone from the museum app store. After that he didn’t make a peep.

      “Thanks, Mom,” I said contentedly. “That was a great day — better than I imagined.”

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