Название: Recipes for Love and Murder
Автор: Sally Andrew
Издательство: Ingram
Жанр: Контркультура
isbn: 9781782116479
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Hattie smiled and her face was her own again.
‘Goodness gracious, Tannie Maria. I don’t see why not.’
Then she used the fork to polish off her melktert.
CHAPTER THREE
So it was on the stoep with Hattie that we decided on Tannie Maria’s Love Advice and Recipe Column. The column was very popular. A lot of people from all over the Klein Karoo wrote to me. The letters I wrote back gave me the recipes for this book: recipes for love and murder. So here I am, writing a recipe book after all. Not the kind I thought I’d write, but anyway.
One thing led to another in ways I did not expect. But let me not tell the story all upside-down, I just want to give you a taste . . .
The main recipe in this book is the recipe for murder. The love recipe is more complicated, but in a funny way it came out of this murder recipe:
RECIPE FOR MURDER
1 stocky man who abuses his wife
1 small tender wife
1 medium-sized tough woman in love with the wife
1 double-barrelled shotgun
1 small Karoo town marinated in secrets
3 bottles of Klipdrift brandy
3 little ducks
1 bottle of pomegranate juice
1 handful of chilli peppers
1 mild gardener
1 fire poker
1 red-hot New Yorker
7 Seventh-day Adventists (prepared for The End of the World)
1 hard-boiled investigative journalist
1 soft amateur detective
2 cool policemen
1 lamb
1 handful of red herrings and suspects mixed together
Pinch of greed
Throw all the ingredients into a big pot and simmer slowly, stirring with a wooden spoon for a few years. Add the ducks, chillies and brandy towards the end and turn up the heat.
CHAPTER FOUR
Just one week after I sat on the stoep with Harriet, the letters started coming in. I remember Hattie holding them up like a card trick, as she stood in the doorway of the office of the Klein Karoo Gazette. She must have heard me arriving in my bakkie and was waiting for me as I walked down the pathway.
‘Yoo-hoo, Tannie Maria! Your first letters!’ she called.
She was wearing a butter-yellow dress and her hair was golden in the sunlight. It was hot, so I walked slowly down the path of flat stones, between the pots of aloes and succulents. The small office is tucked away behind the Ladismith Art Gallery & Nursery in Eland Street.
‘The vetplantjies are flowering,’ I said.
The little fat plants had pink flowers that gleamed silver where they caught the light.
‘They arrived yesterday. There are three of them,’ she said, handing me the letters.
The Gazette office has fresh white walls, Oregon floorboards and a high ceiling. On the outer wall is one of those big round air vents with beautiful patterns that they call ‘Ladismith Eyes’. The office used to be a bedroom in what was one of the original old Ladismith houses. There’s only room for three wooden desks, a sink and a little fridge, but this is enough for Jessie, Hattie and me. There are other freelance journalists from small towns all over the Klein Karoo, but they send their work to Hattie by email.
On the ceiling a big fan was going round and round, but I don’t know if it helped make the room any cooler.
‘Jislaaik,’ I said. ‘You could make rusks without an oven on a day like this.’
I put a tin of freshly baked beskuit on my desk. Jessie looked up from her computer and grinned at me and the rusk tin.
‘Tannie M,’ she said.
Jessie Mostert was the young Gazette journalist. She was a coloured girl who got a bursary to study at Grahamstown and then came back to work in her home town. Her mother was a nursing sister at the Ladismith hospital.
Jessie wore pale jeans, a belt with lots of pouches on it and a black vest. She had thick dark hair tied in a ponytail, and tattoos of geckos on her brown upper arms. Next to the computer on her desk were her scooter helmet and denim jacket. Jessie loved her little red scooter.
Hattie put the letters on my desk, next to the beskuit and the kettle. I worked only part-time and was happy to share my desk with the full-time tea stuff. I put on the kettle, and got some cups from the small sink.
Hattie sat down at her desk and paged through her notes.
‘Jess,’ she said. ‘I need you to cover the NGK church fête on Saturday.’
‘Ag, no, Hattie. Another fête. I’m an investigative journalist, you know.’
‘Ah, yes, the girl with the gecko tattoo.’
‘That’s not funny,’ Jessie said, smiling.
I looked at the three letters sitting on my desk, like unopened presents. I left them there while I made coffee for us all.
‘I want you to take some photos of the new work done by the patchwork group – they will have their own stall at the fête,’ said Hattie.
‘Oh, not the lappiesgroep again. I did a whole feature on them and the Afrikaanse Taal- en Kultuurvereniging last month.’
‘Don’t worry, Jessie darling, I’m sure something interesting will come up,’ said Hattie, scribbling on a pad. I didn’t think she’d seen Jessie rolling her eyes, but then she said: ‘Or else you can always find work on a more exciting paper. In Cape Town maybe.’
‘Ag, no, Hattie, you know I love it here. I just need . . . ’
‘Jessie, I’m truly delighted you decided to stay here. But you are a very bright girl, and sometimes I think this town and paper are too small for you.’
‘I love this town,’ said Jessie. ‘My family and friends are here. I just think there are big stories, even in a small town.’
I put a cup of coffee on each of their desks, and offered the tin of rusks. Hattie never has one before lunch, but Jessie’s eyes sparkled at the sight of the golden crunchy beskuit and she forgot about her argument.
‘Take two,’ I said.
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