The Greatest Works of Sheridan Le Fanu (65+ Novels & Short Stories in One Edition). Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu

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      For the rest our task is quickly done. Mr. Audley and Oliver French had so much gotten into one another's way of going on, that the former gentleman from week to week, and from month to month, continued to prolong his visit, until after a residence of eight years, he died at length in the mansion of Ardgillagh, at a very advanced age, and without more than two days' illness, having never experienced before, in all his life, one hour's sickness of any kind. Honest Oliver French outlived his boon companion by the space of two years, having just eaten an omelette and actually called for some woodcock-pie; he departed suddenly while the servant was raising the crust. Old Audley left Flora Guy well provided for at his death, but somehow or other considerably before that event Larry Toole succeeded in prevailing on the honest handmaiden to marry him, and although, questionless, there was some disparity in point of years, yet tradition says, and we believe it, that there never lived a fonder or a happier couple, and it is a genealogical fact, that half the Tooles who are now to be found in that quarter of the country, derive their descent from the very alliance in question.

      Of Major O'Leary we have only to say that the rumour which hinted at his having united his fortunes with those of the house of Rumble, were but too well founded. He retired with his buxom bride to a small property, remote from the dissipation of the capital, and except in the matter of an occasional cock-fight, whenever it happened to be within reach, or a tough encounter with the squire, when a new pipe of claret was to be tasted, one or two occasional indiscretions, he became, as he himself declared, in all respects an ornament to society.

      Lady Stukely, within a few months after the explosion with young Ashwoode, vented her indignation by actually marrying young Pigwiggynne. It was said, indeed, that they were not happy; of this, however, we cannot be sure; but it is undoubtedly certain that they used to beat, scratch, and pinch each other in private—whether in play merely, or with the serious intention of correcting one another's infirmities of temper, we know not. Several weeks before Lady Stukely's marriage, Emily Copland succeeded in her long-cherished schemes against the celibacy of poor Lord Aspenly. His lordship, however, lived on with a perseverance perfectly spiteful, and his lady, alas and alack-a-day, tired out, at length committed a faux pas—the trial is on record, and eventuated, it is sufficient to say, in a verdict for the plaintiff.

      Of Chancey, we have only to say that his fate was as miserable as his life had been abject and guilty. When he arose after the tremendous fall which he had received at the hands of his employer, Nicholas Blarden, upon the memorable night which defeated all their schemes, for he did arise with life—intellect and remembrance were alike quenched—he was thenceforward a drivelling idiot. Though none cared to inquire into the cause and circumstances of his miserable privation, long was he well known and pointed out in the streets of Dublin, where he subsisted upon the scanty alms of superstitious charity, until at length, during the great frost in the year 1739, he was found dead one morning, in a corner under St. Audoen's Arch, stark and cold, cowering in his accustomed attitude.

      Nicholas Blarden died upon his feather bed, and if every luxury which imagination can devise, or prodigal wealth procure, can avail to soothe the racking torments of the body, and the terrors of the appalled spirit, he died happy.

      Of the other actors in this drama—with the exception of M'Quirk, who was publicly whipped for stealing four pounds of sausages from an eating house in Bride Street, and the Italian, who, we believe, was seen as groom-porter in Mr. Blarden's hell, for many years after—tradition is silent.

      The House by the Church-Yard

       Table of Contents

       A Prologue — Being a Dish of Village Chat

       Chapter 1. The Rector’s Night-Walk to His Church

       Chapter 2. The Nameless Coffin

       Chapter 3. Mr. Mervyn in His Inn

       Chapter 4. The Fair-Green of Palmerstown

       Chapter 5. How the Royal Irish Artillery Entertained Some of the Neighbours at Dinner

       Chapter 6. In which the Minstrelsy Proceeds

       Chapter 7. Showing How Two Gentlemen May Misunderstand One Another, Without Enabling the Company to Understand Their Quarrel

       Chapter 8. Relating How Doctor Toole and Captain Devereux Went on a Moonlight Errand

       Chapter 9. How a Squire was Found for the Knight of the Rueful Countenance

       Chapter 10. The Dead Secret, Showing How the Fireworker Proved to Puddock that Nutter had Spied Out the Nakedness of the Land

       Chapter 11. Some Talk About the Haunted House — Being, as I Suppose, Only Old Woman’s Tales

       Chapter 12. Some Odd Facts About the Tiled House — Being an Authentic Narrative of the Ghost of a Hand

       Chapter 13. In which the Rector Visits the Tiled House, and Doctor Toole Looks After the Brass Castle

       Chapter 14. Relating How Puddock Purged O’flaherty’s Head — A Chapter Which, it is Hoped, No Genteel Person Will Read

       Chapter 15. ÆSculapius to the Rescue

       Chapter 16. The Ordeal by Battle

       Chapter 17. Lieutenant Puddock Receives an Invitation and a Rap Over the Knuckles

       Chapter 18. Relating How the Gentlemen Sat Over Their Claret, and How Dr. Sturk Saw a Face

       Chapter 19. In which the Gentlemen Follow the Ladies

       Chapter 20. In which Mr. Dangerfield Visits the Church of Chapelizod, and Zekiel Irons Goes a Fishing

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