THE COMPLETE ALICE IN WONDERLAND ADVENTURES (With Original Illustrations). Льюис Кэрролл

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      When the procession came opposite to Alice, they all stopped and looked at her, and the Queen said severely "who is this?" She said it to the Knave of Hearts, who only bowed and smiled in reply.

      "Idiot!" said the Queen, turning up her nose, and asked Alice "what's your name?"

      "My name is Alice, so please your Majesty," said Alice boldly, for she thought to herself "why, they're only a pack of cards! I needn't be afraid of them!"

      "Who are these?" said the Queen, pointing to the three gardeners lying round the rose tree, for, as they were lying on their faces, and the pattern on their backs was the same as the rest of the pack, she could not tell whether they were gardeners, or soldiers, or courtiers, or three of her own children.

      "How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage, "it's no business of mine."

      The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a minute, began in a voice of thunder "off with her—"

      "Nonsense!" said Alice, very loudly and decidedly, and the Queen was silent.

      The King laid his hand upon her arm, and said timidly "remember, my dear! She is only a child!"

      The Queen turned angrily away from him, and said to the Knave "turn them over!"

      The Knave did so, very carefully, with one foot.

      "Get up!" said the Queen, in a shrill loud voice, and the three gardeners instantly jumped up, and began bowing to the King, the Queen, the Royal children, and everybody else.

      "Leave off that!" screamed the Queen, "you make me giddy." And then, turning to the rose tree, she went on "what have you been doing here?"

      "May it please your Majesty," said Two very humbly, going down on one knee as he spoke, "we were trying—"

      "I see!" said the Queen, who had meantime been examining the roses, "off with their heads!" and the procession moved on, three of the soldiers remaining behind to execute the three unfortunate gardeners, who ran to Alice for protection.

      "You sha'n't be beheaded!" said Alice, and she put them into her pocket: the three soldiers marched once round her, looking for them, and then quietly marched off after the others.

      "Are their heads off?" shouted the Queen.

      "Their heads are gone," the soldiers shouted in reply, "if it please your Majesty!"

      "That's right!" shouted the Queen, "can you play croquet?"

      The soldiers were silent, and looked at Alice, as the question was evidently meant for her.

      "Yes!" shouted Alice at the top of her voice.

      "Come on then!" roared the Queen, and Alice joined the procession, wondering very much what would happen next.

      "It's—it's a very fine day!" said a timid little voice: she was walking by the white rabbit, who was peeping anxiously into her face.

      "Very," said Alice, "where's the Marchioness?"

      "Hush, hush!" said the rabbit in a low voice, "she'll hear you. The Queen's the Marchioness: didn't you know that?"

      "No, I didn't," said Alice, "what of?"

      "Queen of Hearts," said the rabbit in a whisper, putting its mouth close to her ear, "and Marchioness of Mock Turtles."

      "What are they?" said Alice, but there was no time for the answer, for they had reached the croquet-ground, and the game began instantly.

      Alice thought she had never seen such a curious croquet-ground in all her life: it was all in ridges and furrows: the croquet-balls were live hedgehogs, the mallets live ostriches, and the soldiers had to double themselves up, and stand on their feet and hands, to make the arches.

      The chief difficulty which Alice found at first was to manage her ostrich: she got its body tucked away, comfortably enough, under her arm, with its legs hanging down, but generally, just as she had got its neck straightened out nicely, and was going to give a blow with its head, it would twist itself round, and look up into her face, with such a puzzled expression that she could not help bursting out laughing: and when she had got its head down, and was going to begin again, it was very confusing to find that the hedgehog had unrolled itself, and was in the act of crawling away: besides all this, there was generally a ridge or a furrow in her way, wherever she wanted to send the hedgehog to, and as the doubled-up soldiers were always getting up and walking off to other parts of the ground, Alice soon came to the conclusion that it was a very difficult game indeed.

      The players all played at once without waiting for turns, and quarrelled all the while at the tops of their voices, and in a very few minutes the Queen was in a furious passion, and went stamping about and shouting "off with his head!" of "off with her head!" about once in a minute. All those whom she sentenced were taken into custody by the soldiers, who of course had to leave off being arches to do this, so that, by the end of half an hour or so, there were no arches left, and all the players, except the King, the Queen, and Alice, were in custody, and under sentence of execution.

      Then the Queen left off, quite out of breath, and said to Alice "have you seen the Mock Turtle?"

      "No," said Alice, "I don't even know what a Mock Turtle is."

      "Come on then," said the Queen, "and it shall tell you its history."

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