Юмористические рассказы. Михаил Зощенко
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СКАЧАТЬ душонка которого при других обстоятельствах вызывала бы омерзение, делался почетным лицом, которому охота было пожать руку. И безногий калека с рваным ухом и развороченной мордой нередко превращался в довольно симпатичного юношу с ангельской физиономией.

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