Starport. George Martin R.R.

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СКАЧАТЬ style="font-size:15px;">      FUNCTION WORKING

      TOP TIPS.

      JUST

      HUMOR US,

      OKAY?

      AHHHH!

      HUMOR

      FUNNY HA-HA.

      HOKAY!

      SPECIES 26,

      91, AND 214

      WALK INTO TAVERN

      SALOON BAR.

      SALOON

      TENDER PROPRIETOR

      SPEAKS REMARKS,

      SAYING...

      DID YOUR

      SPORE FALL FROM

      ITS BRANCH BEFORE

      SUN’S ZENITH? YES!

      ENJOYMENT!

      THE POLICE

      ARE HERE!

      STEP ASIDE,

      PLEASE. MOVE

      ASIDE.

      WHAT’S THE

      PROBLEM?

      WHAT THE

      HELL TOOK YOU

      SO LONG?

      THE POLICE...

      THANK YOU,

      JESUS!

      UH-OH.

      ANGELS.

      WORSE.

      MAROON

      CADRE.

      DO YOU

      CHAMPION THESE

      THIEVES?

      UH, YES.

      WE DO. WHAT

      SEEMS TO BE THE

      PROBLEM?

      SHE’S

      CRAZY!

      SHE PULLED

      THAT LASER KNIFE

      THINGY ON MY

      HUSBAND, THEN

      TRIED TO TAKE

      OUR PHONE!

      STILL YOUR

      TONGUE, HUMAN...

      OR DIE BESIDE

      YOUR MATE!

      YOU HEARD

      HER. ARREST

      THEM!

      HOW

      DARE

      THEY?

      EARTH

      FIRST!

      CAREFUL,

      SHE’S GOT ONE

      OF THEM SWORD-

      STICKS!

      SETTLE DOWN,

      ROOKIE. NOW, DO

      ME A FAVOR AND

      HANDLE THE

      CROWD.

      WILL

      EVERYBODY

      JUST SHUT UP AND

      CALM DOWN FOR

      A MOMENT?

      HI THERE,

      SIR. I’M OFFICER

      ERNIE MANNING. MAY

      I SEE YOUR PHONE,

      PLEASE?

      VERY NICE.

      WHERE YOU FOLKS

      FROM?

      I...IOWA.

      WE’RE ON

      VACATION...

      AND HOW

      CLOSE DID YOU

      GET WHILE TAKING

      PICTURES OF

      THEM?

      I...THEY’RE

      SO TALL AND

      COLORFUL! AND

      WE’VE NEVER

      SEEN...

      ALIENS

      BEFORE.

      NO.

      AH.

      THERE

      IT IS.

      LOOKS LIKE YOU FOLKS

      DIDN’T GET THROUGH YOUR

      NEW-SPECIES-INTERACTION

      PAMPHLET AT THE AIRPORT, HUH?

      MISSED THE BIT ABOUT HOW

      SERIOUSLY THESE GUYS

      TAKE THEIR PERSONAL

      SPACE?

      DO YOU

      MIND IF I ERASE

      YOUR PHOTOS AND

      TURN OFF YOUR

      PHONE, SIR?

      YES! YES, OF COURSE! WHATEVER YOU NEED, OFFICER.

      THERE, I’VE

      ERASED ALL

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