Never Bite a Boy on the First Date. Tamara Summers
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Название: Never Bite a Boy on the First Date

Автор: Tamara Summers

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Детская проза

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isbn: 9780007345298

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      “Perhaps,” Olympia said. “Perhaps not. You should keep an eye on him, Kira.”

      “Me?” I said. “Why me? Can’t I keep my eye on—” I was going to say “that guy instead,” but when I turned to point, I realised that my smiley Mr Hot had vanished. Sigh.

      “You’re on thin ice, Kira,” Olympia said. “I suggest you follow the rules as closely as you can until we figure out what happened here.”

      “I know what happened here,” I said. “Some vampire killed Tex Harrison. To be more specific, some vampire who isn’t me. A not-me vampire who has nothing to do with me.”

      “Kira!” Olympia said sharply.

      “All right, all right,” I grumbled, sitting back in my seat and folding my arms mutinously.

      Well, fine. It could be worse; at least Rowan was cute in his own way. And after all, I do have two eyes. Nobody said I couldn’t also watch Mr Hot.

      Wilhelm had already seen the news on TV by the time we got home. For all that he hates the last thirteen centuries so much, he sure doesn’t seem to have a problem with modern technology, most especially TVs. And microwaves to heat your coffee-laced blood. And lights that you can clap on and clap off from the comfort of your own coffin.

      “KIRA NOVEMBER!” he hollered from the den as soon as he heard the front door open.

      “I DIDN’T DO IT!” I bellowed back.

      “YOU GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!” he shouted. Yeah, in case you were wondering, it turns out that dads are pretty much the same whether they’re fifty or fourteen hundred years old.

      Olympia put a firm hand on my shoulder before I could dart upstairs. “Let’s discuss this,” she said meaningfully. Ugh. I suppose I should be grateful that I get to be in on these “discussions”. My real mom used to just ground me, without an explanation or anything, which kind of sucked. But man, Olympia and Wilhelm can talk forever about my misbehaviour and all the punishments in store for me. I mean, they literally have all the time in the world. I think most teenagers should count themselves lucky that their parents aren’t immortal like mine.

      “But I swear I didn’t do it,” I said, trying to fidget away. No luck; Olympia’s grip has seven hundred years of vampire strength in it. “What happened to ‘innocent until proven guilty’?”

      “Doesn’t apply to repeat offenders,” Zach smirked.

      “Shut up, Zach,” I said. “Shouldn’t Zach have to join us for this? I mean, I don’t see why he isn’t as suspicious as I am.”

      “Hello? Alibi?” Zach said, tossing his head annoyingly so his hair resettled in that shiny, perfect way it always does.

      “Don’t you worry about Zach,” Olympia said. She steered me towards the den and Zach gave me a smug salute as he sauntered up the stairs. “Zach is not your problem, Kira.”

      But she’s wrong about that. Zach is most definitely my problem, and with my luck, he always will be.

      Because I’m the one who made him a vampire.

       Chapter Three

      IMET ZACH ON the first day at my first new school. My previous school, not Luna. It was my first day as a vampire high school student. That was a year ago. Obviously we’d had to move away from my hometown in Michigan; I couldn’t exactly keep flitting around Ann Arbor after I’d supposedly died in a car accident. So Olympia relocated us all down South – apparently vampires are used to moving a lot, so no one in the family complained – and signed me up to redo junior year at a new school.

      I’d never moved before. I’d lived my whole life in Ann Arbor and always known the same people. Plus I’d never had to deal with hiding a part of my identity before. But I tried to be like, OK, so we’re in Georgia. I can do this. I’m not just the new girl. I’m a vampire. I don’t have to be afraid of mean girls and gossip any more. I could snap their necks in half – er, not that I will or anything – but it’s nice to know that I can. Plus I’m going to live forever. I might as well start acting like it.

      That was the pep talk running through my head for the thousandth time when I finally found my locker that morning, which took a while because there was a guy leaning on it and blocking the number. He grinned down at me. He smelled like testosterone and basketballs.

      “Move,” I said.

      “Ooo, feisty and gorgeous,” he said, not moving. “Just how I like ’em.”

      “Ooo, beefy and stupid,” I said. “Add sweaty and we’ll have a trifecta.”

      “I’ll have a trifecta with you any time,” he said, leering. I rolled my eyes. The equally thick-headed guy he was waiting for snickered and closed his locker, which was two over from mine.

      “Good one,” the thick-headed guy said. “Let’s go.”

      “You go on,” Zach said. “I think I’m about to get lucky.”

      “Yeah, you are,” I said. His eyebrows waggled. “Lucky that I don’t want to get kicked out, so I’m not going to kill you today.”

      “Oooooo,” Zach said, which maybe should have tipped me off that we’d hit the outer limits of his witty repartee. But just then the bell rang and the hall started to empty, which distracted me.

      “Move. Now.” I gave him my best steely-eyed vampire glare.

      “Or what?” he said, crossing his arms as the last couple of kids hurried into their classrooms.

      “I’m glad you asked,” I said. In my head I was like, You know what, I’m a freaking vampire. I have super-strength, hardly anything can kill me, and if I get in trouble we’ll just move again. Why hold back?

      So I threw him into a janitor’s closet and locked him in while I went to Chemistry.

      He was sitting on an overturned bucket when I got back, listening to his iPod. He grinned like a pirate when I opened the door and slipped inside.

      “I knew you’d come back,” he said.

      “You’d have looked pretty silly if I didn’t,” I said.

      “You needed another piece of this pie, didn’t you?” Zach pointed to himself with an oh, yeah expression.

      “You’re much cuter when you don’t talk,” I said, and kissed him in the dark.

      I didn’t really mean to encourage his alpha-male obnoxiousness. I mainly wanted to shut him up. And also I wanted to see what would happen. I’d never dated a guy like this. My one and only boyfriend back when I was alive was the sweet, sensitive type who took, like, three years just to ask me out.

      Plus, when dealing with a guy like Zach, it was nice to have super-strength. Like, for instance, when СКАЧАТЬ