Boy Underwater. Adam Baron

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      ‘Line up, everyone. Chop-chop, hurry along now.’

      That was Miss Phillips. Last Monday. Before I tell you about her, though, I think I’d better answer a question that has probably popped up in your head like toast. Surely, I hear you think, if my mum refused to take me swimming, then my dad could have taken me instead. I sometimes forget that most people have two parents, something you mostly only ever really see at parents’ evening, or the school play. A mum and, next to her, a dad. Looking bored or checking his phone. My best friend Lance, who is joint third-best footballer in Year 4 with me, actually has FOUR parents, because his mum and dad split up and then married other people, who are now his step-mum and step-dad.

      This of course is not fair, as it means he’s got three more parents than me, something that is true because my dad died when I was one and I don’t remember him. He’s just pictures on the mantelpiece and the reason Mum starts crying sometimes. Christmas Day. My birthday, especially. Wail wail, sob sob. I mean, I do feel sorry for her but it doesn’t exactly help if you’re really trying to enjoy your new Lego.

      So no dad to take me swimming to make up for the fact that my mum simply never has.

      ‘Have we all got our togs?’

      ‘Togs, Miss?’ Lance asked.

      ‘Swimming things. Towel, goggles, costume.’

      ‘Costume?’

      ‘Trunks, in your case, Lance. Not sure a bikini would suit you. Well? Cymbeline, have you got yours? You look a little pale.’

      ‘Yes, Miss,’ I said, my voice sounding a bit funny.

      ‘Right then. It’s only a short walk. Keep up, everyone.’

      And off we went. To the swimming pool.

      This was last Monday, though before I fill you in on that I’d better take another step back to the week before, which I’m really sorry about but I’ve just started to realise that this telling-stories gig is HARD. Miss Phillips again, the Friday before last Monday:

      ‘Children, you’ll be dismayed to hear that we won’t be doing any more RE on Monday mornings.’

      Once the cheering died down, Lance asked why not.

      ‘Because, Lance – finger out, please – we’ll be starting swimming lessons.’

      ‘We?’ Danny Jones asked, quite a lot of fear in his voice.

      ‘I mean you. I’ll be watching.’

      The relief at not having to see Miss Phillips in a swimsuit was almost overwhelming. Everyone started chatting with excitement and Lance turned and grinned at me.

      ‘I wonder if we’ll be joint third best at swimming too.’

      ‘I …’

      ‘What is it, Cym? You look … Are you all right?’

      ‘Yes of course. But I don’t think we’ll be joint good any more. Not at swimming, Lance.’

      ‘What? Oh no. I bet you’re really great at it, aren’t you, Cym?’

      ‘Er,’ I said. ‘Well.’ And then I said, and I don’t know WHY I said it, ‘Yeah, I’m like really epic at swimming.’

      ‘I bet you’re not as good as me, Igloo,’ said Billy Lee, checking that Miss Phillips wasn’t looking before elbowing me in the stomach. Billy Lee does that. Always. He’s a super-horror is Billy, sort of like a purple Minion but there’s nothing you can do to make him go back yellow. ‘I can do butterfly,’ he went on. ‘Can you do butterfly?’

      ‘Yeah,’ I said. ‘Course.’

      ‘And what else?’

      ‘Er …’ I thought hard.

      ‘Well?’

      ‘Moth?’

      ‘What?’

      ‘I can do that. Moth. As well as … butterfly,’ I said.

      Lance cracked up at that and slapped me on the back, though I don’t know why. Butterfly? I thought we were going swimming, not out in the park to wave nets about. I hid my ignorance, though, and stared at Billy Lee’s flat smirking face as he said, ‘Right, we’ll see about that. Monday morning, me and you, Igloo.’

      ‘What?’

      ‘A swimming race. Crawl.’

      ‘I thought you said “swimming”.’

      ‘The stroke crawl, dib-head.’

      ‘Of course,’ I said. And by the end of lunchtime it was all around the class. I, Cymbeline Igloo (likeable, friendly, supportive classmate to all), would be taking on Billy Lee (brash, snide, downright bully when he can get away with it) at a SWIMMING RACE at Lewisham Pool.

      ‘The loser’s a total dib-head,’ Billy Lee said, but I felt like one of those already.

      Me, in a swimming race? When I had never, not once, EVER been swimming, and against someone a foot taller than me СКАЧАТЬ