On Nature: Unexpected Ramblings on the British Countryside. Литагент HarperCollins USD

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      So where do you start? Go to the original volumes. There are any number of interpretations, re-workings, spins and spin-offs, but no one has improved on AW’s original pen and ink works. The artwork is gorgeous, the writing hugely quirky and characterful as well as evocative. And though the occasional right of way may have changed, the mountains don’t. With decent gear, a 1:25,000 OS Map and the relevant Wainwright, you should be able to tackle any of the 214 Wainwrights even if you don’t have a beard. Wainwright was adventurous, but he was never foolhardy. He always has a word of sound advice for the novice fellwalker.

      Of course, that advice can sometimes be quite, shall we say, bracing. There I was, by the unnamed rocky pool that hangs pendant as a teardrop on the jagged, awkward, thoroughly delicious top of Haystacks. I was that novice and had rather bitten off more mountain than I could chew. Having got a couple of fells under my belt and loved the exhilaration and atmosphere of the high places, I’d volunteered to take a mixed group of ‘newbies’ – kids, dogs, couples, skinny, plump, all kagouled and rucksacked – to the top of the justly famous Haystacks. I was confidence itself at first. We were well shod, buttied and flasked, I had a map and my freshly purchased copy of Volume 6 (the yellow one). Haystacks, unlike the ’70s wrestler of the same name, is no giant. But it is glorious. Wainwright says of it that ‘it stands unabashed . . . in the midst of a circle of much loftier hills, like a shaggy terrier in the company of foxhounds . . . but not one of this distinguished group of mountains . . . can show a greater variety and a more fascinating arrangement of interesting features’.

      Shaggy, fascinating, yes, all these things. But disconcerting, too on that afternoon. For as we reached the summit a thick, drenching shroud of hill fog, ‘clag’ as the mountaineers call it, came in from the Cumbrian coast, and suddenly, where once there had been familiar landmarks and unmistakable paths, there was a silent and disorienting world of grey, of looming rock and vertiginous drops. ‘Are we going to be all right getting back down?’ asked one of my friends, with a slight tremble in her voice. By her side, a child looked up with a vulnerable, worried face from within the hood of her anorak. I was looking at Wainwright’s chapter on Haystacks. Turning to the section on descents, I saw this sentence: ‘The best advice I can give to a novice fellwalker lost in mist on Haystacks is to kneel down and pray for deliverance.’

      ‘Oh, we’ll be fine,’ I said hoarsely, and took out my compass with a shaking hand.

      And we were. As fast as it came the mist went, and we clambered down to Buttermere via Scarth Gap glowing with satisfaction. Wainwright had, of course, gone on to offer some rather more practical advice about good lines of descent, and we’d taken it. Down the years since then I’ve had many an occasion to thank AW (as everyone knows him) for sound advice in tight corners, for illuminating titbits on flora and fauna and fell, for inspiration and consolation. And I’ve cursed him, too, for his occasional vagueness, his blithe disregard for private land and bad-tempered farmers (‘That bloody Wainwright’s not very popular round here,’ said one churl when I tried to follow AW’s route across his pasture) and for his infuriating self-righteousness (‘All fellwalking accidents are the result of carelessness,’ he once opined, which must be scant consolation if you’ve just been blown off an arête by a sudden gust). And yet, and yet . . .

      As William Blake put it, ‘Great things are done when men and mountains meet. This is not done by jostling in the street.’ The hills bring out the best in people, up there, where things really matter and you can get things in perspective. No one will cut you up or not let you in; if you slow down for someone to overtake you on Striding Edge or let someone come through as they descend Rossett Gill, they will thank you properly, full-bloodedly, not with that haughty raised finger that passes for politeness amongst motorists. They will stop and ask you where you’ve been, where you’re going, pat your dog, offer it a bit of pork pie, offer you a bit of pork pie if you’re lucky. If you take a surly early teen with you up a fell, the first thing they will comment on is that everyone speaks to each other. At first they will roll their eyes at this, being at the stage when all human contact that doesn’t involve giving a lovebite is ‘like, so embarrassing’. But soon they begin to like it, and eventually they become positively hail-fellow-well-met, slapping unsuspecting passers-by on the back and calling them ‘mate’.

      Start small. Get a few easy ones under your belt. Loughrigg Fell near Grasmere is the perfect short day out and entrée to the joys of Wainwrighting. It begins with a gentle climb on the rough terrace above the lake, enough steepness in the middle to make you feel you’re doing something serious and then a summit to die for. Wainwright said that Loughrigg has a bulk out of all proportion to its modest altitude, and Dalesman magazine commented, ‘It is easy to get lost among the knolls and little tarns of Loughrigg Fell.’ Well, possibly, if you’re the kind of person who can get lost in the cold meats section of Tesco’s. We just stood open-mouthed before the vista of Grasmere and Rydal, the Fair-field Horseshoe, behind us two stretches of Windermere, a bit of Elterwater. And it all looked just like AW had drawn it in his book. This was a revelation. He’d actually been here and actually drawn these hills. Look, that one’s Heron Crag and those are the Langdale pikes and that must be Wetherlam. It was so perfect and detailed that I was almost surprised that he hadn’t included the fellow having his banana sandwich by the trig point.

      Steel Knotts in the beautiful valley of Martindale is not a tough fell, but even it is a kind of a challenge. It’s a different challenge, though, than the ones life usually throws at you. Recently some friends and I ended up in some real difficulties on its bracken-clad slopes, muddy, wet, sliding about, risking some of our most valued and tender parts on barbed wire fences at just that height, jumping streams, falling into peat bogs. We arrived back home to a remote lodge with no electricity and erratic hot water tired, bruised, sore, sodden, filthy . . . and exhilarated. This was not the nerve-jangling, unsatisfying, febrile stress that comes with deadlines and meetings and presentations and being bullied by the boss, but the proper soul-deep tiredness that comes with physical effort and mental stimulation and maybe just a dash of fear out in fresh air in a beautiful landscape.

      These are the days you remember when you’re back in the narrow confines of routine. I once read a wonderful passage about opening a guide book, possibly a Wainwright, and the author coming across a blade of grass, one that had found its way there on a walk, and of the feeling of being reminded by this blade of grass: it ‘reminded me that I was once a free man on the hills’. Sometimes, on a fetid tube train or in a tedious meeting, we have all felt that we will never be free men and women on the hills. But there’s no rush. The hills are not fickle, they are not moody, they are not changeable, they will always be there and at heart they will always be delighted to see you, whether they are frowning through the murk or smiling in the sun.

      Last year, a decade or so and several hundred fine, wild, balmy, terrifying, funny, scorching, snowy, blissful, unforgettable days in the hills later, I notched up my 214th and final fell – Kirk Fell, a forbidding hulk in the remote and sombre valley of Wasdale, thus joining a small band of about 500, it’s thought. And then champagne and fish and chips for twenty-two in a rented Cumbrian castle. My wife gave me a Wainwright first edition and we toasted the great man, who went to the great chippy in the sky. They scattered his ashes by his favourite spot, the aforementioned lonely, magical Innominate Tarn on Haystacks. Innominate is a beautiful name that actually means ‘nameless’. After AW’s death a brief, well-meaning but utterly misguided campaign sought to have it renamed Wainwright Tarn. Betty put a stop to that instantly. AW would have hated it, as would anyone with an ear for loveliness, I think.

      And Wainwright did have that ear. This is how he ended Book 7, the final volume, the culmination of his labour of love and life’s work:

      The fleeting hour of life of those who love the hills is quickly spent, but the hills are eternal. Always there will be the lonely ridge, the dancing beck, the silent forest; always there will be the exhilaration of the summits. These are for the seeking, and those who seek and find while there is yet time will be blessed both in mind and body.

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