Kathleen Tessaro 3-Book Collection: The Flirt, The Debutante, The Perfume Collector. Kathleen Tessaro

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СКАЧАТЬ a handkerchief. Hughie had never seen him so tired or drained.

      ‘Are you all right?’

      ‘Oh, dear,’ Henry said again. ‘I think we’d better go home now.’

      ‘Come on, old chap.’

      And Hughie took him back to the Savoy.

      What Henry referred to as keeping a room at the Savoy, was in fact an entire suite. Along with a generous bedroom, bathroom and dressing room, there was also a living room with a fireplace, dining table and even a baby grand piano near the window overlooking the Thames and the Embankment, massed with some of London’s most memorable landmarks – the London Eye, Cleopatra’s Needle; the dome of St Paul’s was just visible and Big Ben sounded clearly when the wind was right.

      Hughie rang down for some tea while Henry listlessly checked through his messages, returning phone calls while Hughie wandered from room to room, absorbing the glamour of Henry’s existence. Rows of tailor-made suits lined his wardrobes, piles of history books and biographies were neatly stacked along the windowsills of his bedroom. It was all exquisite but also strangely anonymous. Hughie tried to put his finger on what was missing. Then he realized there were no photographs anywhere; nothing from that former life Henry must’ve had. It was as if he had no origins, existing only in the present.

      ‘Oh, dear,’ Henry sighed, closing the door after the waiter had delivered their tea.

      They sat across from one another on the matching silver-grey sofas.

      Hughie passed him a cup. ‘Come on now, it wasn’t that bad!’

      ‘Wasn’t that bad!’ Henry blinked at him incredulously. ‘Do you realize that she never even looked at me? She was nothing! Little more than an outline of a woman! Still, she didn’t even notice me!’

      Hughie wasn’t sure he followed. He’d imagined Henry was upset about the near arrest. But apparently it was something altogether more awful.

      Henry put the tea down and crossed to the mirror hanging above the mantelpiece. ‘I’m getting old!’ Standing sideways, he scrutinized his chin. ‘Look! Sagging! Oh, God, it’s begun! I’m falling apart!’

      Hughie didn’t have the heart to tell him that actually, it must have begun some time ago. Instead he tried to focus on the positive.

      ‘You’re still a very attractive man.’

      Henry turned. ‘Really? Then why did she do it? Why? It’s never happened before. Shopping is my speciality; I created it! Nine times out of ten a woman will leave without even buying anything – that’s how good I am! Or rather, how good I used to be. But this one … she’s so unaffected she had the presence of mind to plan and execute a robbery right under my nose!’

      ‘You make it sound like The Thomas Crown Affair! It’s hardly a robbery, Henry! The old bird nicked a scarf.’

      He wasn’t taking this well.

      ‘The point is, Smythe, it’s never happened before! Never!’ He turned back to his reflection. ‘Look at this! Do you see this? That isn’t just a line, it’s a furrow! I have a furrow the size of the M25 between my eyes!’

      ‘It makes you look distinguished.’

      ‘Ha!’ Henry made the same sort of sarcastic laugh Hughie was used to hearing his mother make after a couple of drinks. ‘Don’t try to handle me, Hughie!’

      ‘I’m not!’

      (He was.)

      ‘Really, Henry, no one would ever know you were, what … fifty?’

      Hughie had never been good at guessing people’s ages. Then again, he’d also never been very good at remembering that he wasn’t very good at guessing people’s ages, until, of course, it was too late.

      Henry blanched and stood there, opening and closing his mouth like a fish. ‘You think I’m fifty?’

      ‘No … not really … did I say that?’

      ‘You did! You said fifty! Fifty fucking years of age!’

      ‘I’m teasing! Come on! Lighten up, Henry! Look at this,’ he groped around on the tea tray, ‘a shortbread finger! Mmmm! Want one?’

      ‘No, I do not! I can’t believe you think I’m that old! I’m shattered! Really shattered!’

      ‘Well, I’m fairly shit at that sort of thing anyway. So tell me, how old are you really?’

      Henry stiffened. ‘Well, fifty, if you must know.’

      Hughie stared at him a moment, then put his tea down. ‘OK, now this is stupid. I can handle a world where I have to walk on eggshells around women who are terminally insecure for no particular reason no matter what their age, weight, height, hair colour – you name it! But to live in a world where men are just the same, just as ridiculous?’ He stood up emphatically. ‘No, I say! Absolutely not! Where is the silent heroism of the lonely male? Where are the Clint Eastwoods, the Steve McQueens, the Robert Mitchums of this world? Where are the men whose whole grooming regime consisted of nothing more than a shit and shave? Who spat in the face of time and wore their wrinkles with pride? I ask you, would Bogart give a toss about plastic surgery? Would John Wayne worry about sunscreen? Would Sean Connery think twice about a double chin? Never! I shudder to think what sort of pale, insipid existence we have to look forward to if we enter into that singular, unfortunately female state of mind that depends wholly on the approval of others before we can ever begin to see ourselves. In short, Henry, you are acting like a girl!’

      He sat down again and finished his tea.

      Finally Henry spoke.

      ‘I’m … I’m so ashamed! My only excuse is that I’ve been in this profession far too long. It’s everything to me – my whole life! And I suppose I’ve gone a bit … a bit mad,’ he conceded.

      Hughie raised an eyebrow. ‘You never had another job?’

      Henry said nothing.

      ‘You couldn’t have lived all your life in hotels! Why don’t you have any photos? What happened to your family?’

      Henry closed his eyes. ‘I have no family. You see, I’m a fraud, Hughie. A terrible old fraud. I should retire; give it all up. I’m done with this game. Finished!’

      Crossing, he opened the cabinet that housed a bar.

      ‘Let’s have a real drink,’ he said, taking out a bottle of Scotch. He poured out two glasses, handed one to Hughie then sat down again. ‘I’ll tell you why I have no photos, no family.’ He paused, as if he were gathering the strength to go on, then smiled wryly. ‘Life is odd, young Smythe.’

      ‘That’s a fair assessment.’

      ‘It happened like this,’ Henry began. ‘When I was very new to the game, some twenty-odd years ago, I was hired to flirt with a young wife. Her husband arranged it; he was a bit of a cad, always getting caught with his pants down, and wanted to cheer her up. And in those days, it was all a bit more rough and ready. Flick didn’t СКАЧАТЬ