Little Wolf, Terror of the Shivery Sea. Tony Ross
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Название: Little Wolf, Terror of the Shivery Sea
Автор: Tony Ross
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Природа и животные
isbn: 9780008140151
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Now we are trying to think up another fine adventure to have, but Smells is spoiling it for us, NOT FAIR.
Yours remindingly,
L Wolf, son
Down The Coalhole
Dear Mud and Dam,
Thank you for your sharp note saying pack up reminding people. Also you do not like me saying about your brane being shut down, so I must lock myself in the coalhole for cheek. OK, but serve you right if this writing is on the wonk (dark in here) .
About saying “Yes?” and “Hmmm? ” and all that. You say that is a big sauce, talking to you in a xplainy way. Because you are big parents, not small weaky fluffballs, so now I must suck a bar of soap, OR ELSE. Plus I must pack in whining and saying not fair.
OK, I will count myself lucky being able to spend time with my baby bruv, but can you check your clock to see how long that time is? I think it has got stuck.
Yours punishedly,
Little Filth (coaldust)
PS I have not done the soapsucking part yet. Sorry, but I cannot do my best writing plus spitting out bubbles at the same time.
PPS I am doing it now, spit spit, bluck.
Drawer Number 3 (ahh cosy),
Chester Draws, My Room
Dear Mum and Dad,
Shame about Dad catching a touch of the Mange, so now he is all germy. You say Smellybreff cannot come near Dad for ages, in case he might catch it. His fur will go itchy and drop off in rugsize lumps, oo-er.
Yes, I understand Dad is being noble in a wolfly way. (If he is not telling a wopping FAT FIB, hint hint.) By the way, is the Mange like blancMange? Because you never get fur on that either, funny, eh? Only if you leave it out of the fridge for a week.
Yours askingly,
Son wun
My Room
Dear M and D,
You know when I was down the coalyhole sucking soap for getting on your nerves? Well I found a dusty old pic chucked out by Uncle Bigbad, a big 1 with a posh frame.
I thought, I know, give it a bit of a soapy lick, see who is under the dust. Then I found out. It is a fearsum old wolf plus beard, scar ect., all covered in guns and daggers! He has got a funny hat on with a mutton bones badge made out of jewels, all sparkly like his earring. He has got a crool, teasy look on his face, plus he is sitting on a big strong old chest. In his paw he is holding a long twisty stick, looks like coff candy, only made of elephant tusks, maybe.
I gave the notice underneath a good shine up on my fur so you can see some words, they are:
I wonder who that Blackfur was. I bet he was an olden day park-keeper that was all snarl and snappish, yes?
Yours surmisingly,
Detective Inspectickles Wolf (get it?)
PS Clue: no it is me wearing spectickles really.
Sofa, Sitting Room.
Dear Mum and Dad,
Surmisingly is not a trick word, it is a real 1, honest. I found it in a detecting book. So I thought, go on, give it a short tryout in your next letter.
Sorry it made Dad go Grrrr, but maybe that was just his normal temper. Or the Mange, maybe. Or sitting on a hedgehog.
Thank you for your answer to the pic I found down the coalyhole. I have hung it in the Hall now because you say it is a Family Portrait of our grate wolfly ancestor Blackfur the Rat Pie, Terror of All the Sea.
No wonder Uncle Bigbad got jealous and chucked him away. Uncle did not want anywun to know there was a bigger Terror than him, I bet!
1 small thing I still do not get is how can a Rat Pie be a Terror of anything? I love rat pies (yum yum, not scary 1 bit).
Yours puzzledly,
Little
Tree Stump, Up The Garden.
Dear Mum and Dad,
Still no news from you about rat pies, boo shame.
I am writing this in pencil, СКАЧАТЬ