Hand-Picked Husband. HEATHER MACALLISTER

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      “I’m Autumn Reese, from the Junior Swine Auction Education Committee.” Autumn held up a copy of the magazine-size program from last year’s auction. “I was wondering if Yellow Rose Matchmakers might be interested in contributing to the committee this year.” Autumn flipped through the program so the woman could see the ads contributors were entitled to.

      “Pigs, eh?”

      Autumn nodded. “Cows are by invitation only, chickens aren’t compelling, and I’m allergic to sheep.”

      “I’m not so sure Miss Willie would want to be associated with pigs.”

      Prepared for this reaction, Autumn whipped out a batch of adorable photos of cute baby pigs. Donated by a professional photographer, they featured pigs with wings, pigs dressed in kilts, pigs among flowers—anything to negate the image of pigs wallowing in a trough.

      As had so many others, the woman cooed.

      “Money donated goes to the education fund so all exhibitors receive a minimum amount for their pig at auction. The kids use the profits from selling their animals to fund their education.”

      “Weeell...let’s talk. You don’t see Hector out there, do you?”

      Autumn dutifully looked around. Her Bronco was the only vehicle in sight. She shook her head.

      The woman muttered something in Spanish. “You try to give them a break and they let you down.” Opening the door wider, she gestured for Autumn to follow her inside.

      Walking through the door, she experienced the same stepping-back-in-time feeling she’d had when she’d come through the gate, only more intense. A huge bouquet of yellow roses in a vase on the foyer table caught her eye immediately. Autumn stopped to smell them before following the woman into a parlorlike reception area.

      Except for the brass plaque announcing Yellow Rose Matchmakers by the front door, there was nothing that resembled an office about the house. The only way Autumn knew she was in the right place was because framed photographs of smiling couples—presumably satisfied clients—covered the walls.

      “I’m Maria Perez,” the woman said when they settled themselves on a blue velvet sofa. “Now, I don’t own this business and can’t speak for Miss Willie, but she depends on me for advice. How much money are we talking?”

      “The committee will be grateful for whatever amount you care to donate. However, there are certain donor levels if you wish to be acknowledged in the program.”

      Since Autumn had given this speech several times a day for the past two weeks, she took the opportunity to study the photographs as she talked and Maria looked through the program magazine. Never in her life had Autumn considered signing up with a dating agency. But there must have been two dozen wedding pictures on the walls.

      “Miss Willie’s never had a failure.”

      “I beg your pardon?”

      Maria had caught her staring. She gestured to the photographs. “These are people Miss Willie and Wanda—she helps Miss Willie out—these are people they’ve brought together. They have a gift.”

      “They do?”

      Maria nodded her head. “Course that was in the days before the computer, when Miss Willie hand-picked her clients. She was so good, people convinced her to become a professional matchmaker. So many people came to her, it was either turn them away or get help. That’s when Wanda came here. But then Miss Willie’s grandson convinced her to get some computers. That’s not the kind of help they need, if you ask me. Ain’t nothing been the same since we got those machines. But you know people. Always in a hurry.”

      “Yes,” Autumn said slowly. “How...how does your business work?”

      Maria set aside Autumn’s program and opened the huge scrapbook that lay on the coffee table. The first pages were laminated forms. “You fill these out so the computer knows what kind of person you are. Then we type all this stuff into a program Miss Willie’s grandson paid way too much for and the computer picks your perfect match—or at least the three men you’re most likely to get along with.”

      “And how does the computer do?” Autumn was only making conversation, of course.

      Maria shrugged and waved her hand back and forth. “Computers only know what you tell them. For example, if you tell them you don’t want nobody too short, then they won’t give you a short person even though he may be as wonderful as my Aldo, may he rest in peace.”

      “Then what happens?”

      Maria laughed. “What happens next is up to you.”

      Autumn stared down at the application and was seriously tempted. How wonderful to date someone who didn’t think she was destined to become the next Mrs. Clayton Barnett. How wonderful to date anyone at all. Living at the ranch made it difficult to meet eligible men even without the handicap of her mother constantly all but announcing her engagement.

      Besides, if she attended the Past Champion Buyers’ Ball with someone other than Clay, that would give people something to talk about.

      She fingered the pages. “Do...do you screen your applicants?”

      Maria looked horrified. “What kind of a place do you think this is? We don’t take just anybody.” She pointed to the form. “You got to tell us where you live, where you work, and let me tell you, we’re gonna run a credit check.” She smiled. “You interested ? We get a lot of new people this time of year because of the rodeo. Ranchers come to town and sign up.”

      “I’m not sure I’d want to date a rancher.”

      “Then you put that on the form.”

      Autumn inhaled, seriously tempted. Before she came to a decision, the doorbell chimed.

      “That must be Hector.” Maria levered herself off the sofa cushion. “Look at that.” She jabbed a finger at her watch. “Twenty-five minutes late. It’s a good thing Miss Willie isn’t here.” Maria marched toward the door, still talking. “Hector, you better knock another ten percent off, and those upstairs windows had better—you’re not Hector!”

      “No, ma’am.”

      Autumn’s head snapped up and she hurriedly closed the book.

      “I’m Clayton Barnett and I’m here to invite you to contribute to the—”

      “Pigs again? I got a pig lady in there already.” Maria hooked her thumb over her shoulder.

      Hat in hand, Clay peered around the door.

      As if he hadn’t recognized her Bronco parked out front, Autumn fumed as she forced a smile. “Hi, Clay.”

      “Autumn. Fancy meeting you here.”

      So original. “I got here first.”

      “But how was I to know you were asking for a donation?” He smiled first at her, then at Maria who was clearly affected by the tall rancher and his patented aw-shucks grin. “I thought you might have been СКАЧАТЬ