Dating Without Novocaine. Lisa Cach

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      “Analyze This.”

      “You might like it. It’s a comedy.”

      “I don’t know how gangsters can be funny.”

      “I gotta go, Mom, or I’ll be late.”

      “Okay. When are you coming down for dinner?”

      “I’ll call from home. I really have to go.”

      “They’ve seen bears in the park, coming out to go through the garbage. The salmon berries are late in coming out this year.”

      “I gotta go, Mom!”

      “Love you.”

      “Love you, too.”

      I hung up, feeling the mix of guilt and love and worry that I usually did after talking to my parents. In the back of my mind sat the realization that death or accident or illness was not just a possibility, but an inevitability. What would happen to one, when the other died?

      What would happen to me?

      I picked up the instructions to Ms. DeFrang’s house, looked again at the address, and coasted down the street, trying not to think of the future.

      Six

      Silk vs. Spandex

      “H ow much are you going to get for doing that job?” Louise asked, raising her voice to be heard over the shouts of juvenile delinquents. We were in the lobby of the Garland Theater, a one-time movie house that had decomposed into a venue for local bands and, twice a month, professional wrestling.

      If you wanted to call it professional.

      “I’ll have to figure it out, but I’m guessing about fifteen hundred. You should have seen her place: it was in one of those big new housing developments where every house has something like four thousand square feet, yet they all have these dinky little bits of yard. You could reach out a window and shake hands with your neighbor.”

      “Who’d want to live in one of those? They all look alike.”

      “Yeah, I know, but this Kristina DeFrang’s house, it was different. You went inside, and you wouldn’t have known the house was brand new. You’d have thought Thomas Jefferson lived there, or King Louis the Something.”

      “Lots of antiques?”

      “Yeah, but not like some people do, where there’s Victorian junk clogging up all the space. This was…different. And it didn’t look like any one particular style. Everything blended.”

      “Could have been in House Beautiful?” Louise asked.

      “I wish I knew how to put together a room like that.”

      And I wouldn’t mind someday being Ms. DeFrang. She was in her late forties, fit in that spalike way wealthy women look fit, but without the usual accompanying manacles of gold and diamonds on wrists and fingers. Her hair was cut in a bob similar to mine, and she wore minimal makeup. Her clothes were simple and obviously expensive, and I knew it would be beneath her dignity to show the name of a designer, or to sport a style that showed a hint of trendiness.

      How she’d ended up in that nouveau neighborhood, I don’t know. She seemed too good for it.

      She was too good for me, too, but she was the type who would consider it a mark of bad breeding if she ever let her awareness of that show.

      I’d felt like a tacky frump following her around her house, my shoes looking like the discount store copies they were, my pantyhose showing the coarseness of knit available only at the grocery store. My blouse I’d made myself, copying one I’d seen at Saks, but with its sleeves that belled at the wrist and the ruffle at the surplice neckline, it felt gauche when confronted with Ms. DeFrang’s timelessness.

      “She wouldn’t be caught dead here,” I said.

      “Huh?”

      “Ms. DeFrang. But if she had to come here, she’d make it look like she was pleased to be invited.”

      “Then she has more grace than I do. Why did I let you talk me into this? Remind me?”

      “Ah, come on. You need new experiences,” I said as we shoved our way into the theater and fought our way to our seats.

      “No, I don’t.”

      “You’ll have a great story to tell,” I said.

      “If I survive.”

      “There are dads with their kids here. It’s family fun!”

      “They’ll all grow up to be murderers.”

      We sat down, and I tucked between my feet the paper bag with the costume I was going to deliver.

      “So she wants you to copy the entire master suite?” Louise asked, going back to Ms. DeFrang.

      “The entire thing, only in different fabrics that she’s ordering from her decorator. She and her husband have a house on Orcas Island, up in Puget Sound, with the same basic layout as the one in Camas. And she wants me to do the guest bedroom up there, too, that her mother-in-law uses.”

      “So, what is it, dust ruffles and duvets?”

      “And about a dozen decorative pillows, and hangings for the beds. A lot of it is simple stuff, but the pillows are going to be a little tricky. They’ve got contrasting striped borders, piping that I have to make myself, mitred corners. They’re going to be a pain. And I have to order the pillow forms myself, from a wholesaler.”

      “But that’s why you get the big bucks.”

      “Oh, yeah, I’m rolling in it.”

      The announcer came out, a late middle-aged man with a belly and light brown hair in a pompadour, his skin craggy and mottled. He started his spiel, trying—vainly, I thought—to add drama to the lineup of local wrestlers.

      “The Logger, straight from the backwoods where they eat owls for dinner,” he said, to a mix of cheers and boos from the crowd. “The Body Bag, and you know why he’s called that—”

      “He sends them home in a bag!” a kid to our right yelled.

      “I can’t believe you talked me into this,” Louise said.

      “We’ll just wait until Elroy has his match, then go down to the dressing room.” Elroy was my client, whose new spandex pants I had in the bag between my feet. I’d done costumes for a couple wrestlers down in Eugene when I’d worked at the alterations shop, and they’d passed my name along.

      There was something perverse about it, but I had a bit of a thing for wrestlers. Not these locals sorts so much, but the ones on the WWF had a way of catching my eye. Those greased-up, muscled bodies throwing each other around called to something primal within me.

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