Mum On The Run. Fiona Gibson

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      ‘Why are you cross, Mummy?’ Grace calls from her room.

      ‘I’m not cross, love. I’m fine . . .’

      ‘You are. You’ve got a cross voice on.’

      ‘Well, that’s probably just because I’m a bit tired,’ I call back, trying to sound light and perky and distinctly un-cross. I prick up my ears.

      ‘Yeah, that’d be great, I’d love that,’ Jed warbles downstairs. Anyone would think he’d called one of those pervo sex lines.

      ‘Night, honey,’ I murmur. Toby flicks his head away as I try to kiss him, as if I’m the one who’s abandoned him in favour of a natter with Fancy Pants.

      ‘Want Daddy,’ he bleats as I click off his light.

      ‘So do I,’ I murmur, stomping downstairs.

      Jed is standing in the kitchen, looking ridiculously pleased with himself. Almost post-orgasmic, in fact. ‘What’s up?’ he asks brightly.

      ‘It’s just . . . Toby was upset that you didn’t finish the story.’

      ‘Oh, God, was he? I’ll pop up right now.’

      ‘I mean he was really upset.’ I fix him with a fierce stare. ‘Did you have to do that? Rush down like your life depended on it, to speak to . . . her?’

      Jed stares at me. ‘Laura . . .’ He pauses. ‘What is this about exactly?’

      ‘Dirty Bertie. You were halfway through reading—’

      ‘But it’s not, is it? It’s about me, taking a call from a friend, which you suddenly seem to have some kind of issue with . . .’

      ‘I don’t have an issue!’ I protest. ‘You seem obsessed, that’s all. Celeste this, Celeste that . . . oh, we had a picnic and a little craft session and look! Here she is in her lemon cardi at our kids’ sports day for a supposed meeting . . .’

      ‘A supposed meeting?’ Jed repeats, blinking at me.

      ‘Yes. Why did she have to be there?’

      Jed shakes his head despairingly. ‘Do you have a problem with Celeste?’

      ‘Yes. No,’ I bark, feeling my entire chest area glowing hotly.

      ‘Are you saying I shouldn’t have friends at work? Is that what you want?’

      ‘No, of course not . . .’

      ‘Or that they shouldn’t phone me? Because that’s the problem, isn’t it?’

      ‘All I’m saying is, one minute you were reading Dirty-bloody-Bertie . . .’

      ‘Mummy,’ comes Toby’s voice behind me. ‘It’s Dirty Bertie. Not Dirty-bloody-Bertie.’ I turn around to see our youngest standing there, with his pale curls sticking up in matted tufts, clutching the book to his chest.

      ‘I’m sorry, Toby,’ I mutter. ‘It just sort of slipped out.’

      ‘That’s a swearing word, Mummy. Cara said it’s naughty to say that bad word.’

      ‘Yes, I know, and I shouldn’t have said it. It was . . .’ My mouth seems to shrivel. ‘A . . . mistake.’

      ‘Will you finish it now, Daddy?’ Toby asks levelly.

      ‘Yes, of course I will, Tobes,’ Jed mutters.

      ‘You got to the bit about bogies.’

      ‘Yes, I remember.’ He rakes a hand through his hair, as if trying to brush off the bad feelings that have been flying around our kitchen. Throwing me a stony look, he takes Toby by the hand and the two of them head upstairs.

      My bottom lip trembles as I stand in the kitchen doorway. So he took a phonecall. Anyone would think I’d walked in and found him and Celeste having wild sex on the table. I perch on a chair, listening to Jed upstairs, chatting jovially in Toby’s room. Our children love their dad. I do too, yet I’m making myself completely unlovable. The thought of losing him tears at my insides.

      The house phone rings. I answer it; it’s Kate, my sister, sounding distant and crackly even though she’s only calling from Scotland. ‘How’s it going?’ she asks.

      ‘Good,’ I say. ‘Everyone’s fine. How about you?’

      ‘Oh, the usual chaos. Untrainable dog, terrorising sheep, lost a couple of chickens to a fox last night . . .’

      ‘Oh, God.’ Kate had her kids young – my two nephews are in their early twenties – and she and Will, her childhood sweetheart, have moved neatly from domestic mayhem to running a smallholding and B&B in the Scottish Borders. Which sounds like another kind of chaos entirely.

      ‘When are you coming up?’ she’s asking me. ‘The kids would love it. We’ve just got a couple of pigs. You’d better get yourselves up here soon if you want to see them before they’re bacon and sausages.’

      ‘You’re right,’ I say, smiling. ‘Toby and Grace would love that. Finn would too – although these days, he reckons he’s far too cool to like animals.’

      ‘Oh, he’s still your baby really,’ Kate says. ‘Anyway, stranger, I just thought I’d catch up. You never call me these days . . .’

      ‘It’s just hectic. You know what it’s like . . .’

      ‘What are you up to tonight?’

      ‘Um, nothing much. Grace and I made some cookies and I’m kind of tempted to curl up with a plateful and a DVD.’

      ‘Domestic goddess,’ she laughs, before ringing off.

      Feeling boosted – Kate’s motherly tone always lifts me somehow – I eye our freshly-baked offerings. If you were being unkind you’d say they looked like chunks of moon rock but we decided they were ‘rustic’. I nibble one, relishing its comforting sweetness. Another won’t hurt. I nibble and nibble, soothed by Jed’s distant murmurs as he reads not just Dirty Bertie but a whole bunch of other stories too, judging by the time he’s been up there. He’s probably putting off having to come downstairs.

      I blink down at the plate. How did I manage to plough through so many cookies? I must stop doing this – cramming my face when I’m not even hungry. Emotional eating, I think you call it. All that’s happening is that my clothes are getting tighter and I know that Jed must look at me and think . . . ew. Kate would say not to worry; she’s always telling me I’m the ‘gorgeous curvaceous one’.

      But I don’t feel gorgeous and I don’t think Jed shares her view of me.

      Desperate measures are called for, I decide, putting away the flour and eggs and wiping СКАЧАТЬ