Jelleyman’s Thrown a Wobbly: Saturday Afternoons in Front of the Telly. Jeff Stelling

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      Contents

       Introduction - This is not a rant …

       Part 1 - The Cult of Soccer Saturday

       Chapter 1 - A Short History Of Nearly Everything: (To Do With Soccer Saturday)

Chapter 2 - Any Given Saturday

Chapter 3 - Motorway Service Stations, Wimpy Burgers And Medium Lattes (Full Fat, Please): Preparing for Soccer Saturday

Chapter 4 - You Can Say That Again: The Catchphrases Of Soccer Saturday

Chapter 5 - The Jeff Stelling Drinking Game

Chapter 6 - What The Critics Said

       Chapter 7 - The Sky Effect

       Chapter 8 - Ranting, Raving and General Mania: Viewer Correspondence to the Soccer Saturday Studio

       Chapter 9 - Don't Touch That Remote Control!

       Chapter 10 - A Selection of Soccer Saturday's Greatest Gaffes, Bloopers and One-Liners

       Part 2 - Introducing The Real Crazy Gang: The Soccer Saturday Panel

       Chapter 11 - Welcome To The Muppet Show

       Chapter 12 - Hotel Babylon

       Chapter 13 - Gorgeous George

       Chapter 14 - Bigmouth Strikes Again: The People Versus Rodney Marsh

       Chapter 15 - ‘Unbelievable!’: Eleven Facts You Didn't Know About Chris Kamara. And One You Probably Did

       Chapter 16 - Cocoa, Pipe and Slippers (Né Champagne) Charlie

       Chapter 17 - ‘Sit Down, Pinocchio!’

       Chapter 18 - The Magic Man

       Chapter 19 - A Big Fish In A Small Studio

       Chapter 20 - Uncle Frank

       Chapter 21 - Introducing The Best (And Worst) Of The Rest

       Part 3 - Being Jeff

       Chapter 22 - In The Beginning

       Chapter 23 - ‘I'm Not A Celebrity: … Get Me Out Of Here Anyway!’

       Chapter 24 - Cable Guy: (Well, Satellite TV Guy If We're Being Pedantic, But There Isn't A Hollywood Movie Of The Same Title …)

       Chapter 25 - Supporting Hartlepool

       Chapter 26 - ‘One From The Bottom and Two From The Top.’: How I Got The Countdown Job

       Chapter 27 - The Real Jeff Stelling: (In A 1980s-Style Football Interview)

       Chapter 28 - Frequently Asked Questions: (At Cocktail Parties)

       Index

       Acknowledgements

       Copyright

       About the Publisher