You Had Me At Hello, How We Met: 2 Bestselling Romantic Comedies in 1. Katy Regan

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      The greatest fiction in courtroom dramas is not the number of times lawyers shout ‘Objection!’ or the pacing up and down with direct, emotive appeals to the jury. It’s the whip-crack pace of the dialogue. Forget those flourishes in summing up that turn a case on a sixpence: real court cases are exercises in mind-numbing pedantry, as facts are picked over in necessary but toothcomb detail.

      The prosecution lawyer in the cosmetic surgery case has spent the last half hour going over the minutiae of anaesthesia procedures with an embattled nurse. I’ve got a throbbing headache and a conviction never to book in for body contouring. There are some court cases that have moved so majestically slowly I’ve been convinced they’ll never end, and I’ll be briefing my successor before I retire. The judge announces that we’ll break early so he can consider the latest written submissions. Aha. He wants to flick through a trashy celebrity weekly too.

      In the press room, I open my laptop and check my email. Amid messages from colleagues with unpromising subject lines like ‘FWD: NSFW: This really made me laugh!!!!!!?????????!!!!’ I see one from Ben Morgan.

      My heart goes thump.

      Then I have a stern word with myself, open it.

      ‘Hi! Did you have an OK time on Saturday? Sorry for Simon being … Simon. Ben.’

      I reread this several times, then type:

      ‘Hello! It was very enjoyable, thanks for inviting me. How did you get my email address?’

      A reply arrives inside a minute with ‘I hope you’re not an investigative reporter’ in the subject line. The message reads ‘… it’s under all your stories in the paper.’

      I laugh out loud, and reply: ‘DOH. Simon’s amusing …!’

      Ben responds: ‘We weren’t trying to set you up, I apologise if it looked that way. A few other people dropped out and we only realised it might be misinterpreted when it was too late.’

      From the conversation I overheard, I feel sure that if this is true it applies only to Ben, not Olivia. It doesn’t sound like Simon’s told Ben that we’re going on a date. Not sure I quite believe it either.

      ‘It was fine,’ I type. ‘And in return I want to invite you and Olivia to my flat warming.’

      Uh? I’m having a flat warming? Nice of my subconscious to tell me.

      Ben replies ‘Love to! Just tell me when/where. Anyway, back to the grindstone. B.’

      I type a cheery goodbye and reread the conversation. I’m interrupted by Gretton, the smell of cigarettes clinging to his clothes.

      He hums to himself as he flicks through a stack of tabloids to see if his stories have been used. As he’s not a staffer, most papers put another employee’s name on it, or simply the paper’s title and ‘reporter’. He still gets paid if it’s used, which is all he cares about.

      ‘You’re chirpy,’ I say, suspicious.

      ‘Chirpy chirpy cheep cheep,’ Gretton says, tapping his nose. ‘Chickens coming home to roost.’

      ‘What grade have you been smoking, Pete?’

      He produces the Sport from his pile of papers, shakes it out theatrically and disappears behind it.

      An email arrives from Simon with the details of my interview with Natalie Shale. It has a ‘PS – let’s go out for that drink when this is done. Business before pleasure and all that.’

      This makes me smile. Simon’s canny enough not to wine and dine me before I’ve closed the deal for him. Closed the deal … he won’t try to come home with me on a first date, will he? Doesn’t seem likely, yet I’ve been out of the dating arena for so long, all the rules could’ve changed. I’m not sure I should be going on a date with someone I can’t quite ever see myself wanting to take home, but Caroline says this is what I ought to be doing, and Caroline’s sensible.

      Zoe walks in, plonking her clingfilm-wrapped butties and paperback down.

      ‘Zoe,’ I say, ‘will you be OK to take over this lipo case on Friday? I’ve pretty much done the backgrounder. If there’s a verdict, I’ll email it to you.’

      ‘No problem,’ she says. ‘I’ll mention it to news desk but I’m sure it’ll be fine. Is this to free you up for your interview?’

      ‘Yep.’

      ‘Nice one. Anyone want anything from the café?’

      I shake my head and Gretton watches Zoe leave. ‘Do you have no pride, Woodford?’

      ‘Uh?’

      ‘She’s a story stealer if ever I saw one. Don’t expect a joint byline on all that work.’

      ‘Have you ever trusted someone and been repaid for it, Pete?’

      He opens and smacks wet lips together, ruminatively. ‘I’d have to say no.’

      ‘That should tell you something.’

      ‘Given that I’m ten years older than you, that should tell you something.’

      ‘Ten? Fifteen if it’s a day!’