The Museum of Things Left Behind. Seni Glaister
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Название: The Museum of Things Left Behind

Автор: Seni Glaister

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Зарубежный юмор

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isbn: 9780008118969

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СКАЧАТЬ 26 In Which a Deal Is Done

       27 In Which the Piece Fits

       28 In Which There’s Education in Moderation

       29 In Which the Chief of Staff Plots

       30 In Which the Troubles Escalate

       31 In Which Lizzie Shares a Secret

       32 In Which the Ministers Measure Up

       33 In Which Tourism Is Boosted

       34 In Which Laughter Spells Trouble

       35 In Which Lizzie Supposes

       36 In Which Lizzie Dines Out

       37 In Which Tea Is Taken

       38 In Which Dancing Spells Doom

       39 In Which a Walk Is Planned

       40 In Which Lizzie Begins to Understand

       41 In Which a Meeting Is Tabled

       42 In Which Sergio Faces the Music

       43 In Which Lizzie Explains the Birds and the Bees

       44 In Which the Bell Tolls

       About the Author

       Acknowledgements

       About the Publisher

      The Cabinet

      The President – Sergio Scorpioni

      Minister for Defence – Alixandria Heliopolis Visparelli

      Minister for the Exterior – Mario Lucaccia

      Minister for the Interior – Rolando Posti

      Minister of Finance – Roberto Feraguzzi

      Minister for Health – Dottore Decio Rossini

      Minister for Agricultural Development – Enzo Civicchioni

      Minister for Education – Professore Giuseppe Scota

      Minister for Recreation – Marcello Pompili

      Minister for Leisure – Tersilio Cellini

      Minister for Tourism – Settimio Mosconi

      Minister for Employment – Vlad Lubicic

      Chief of Staff to the President – Angelo Bianconi

      The Proletariat

      The Postman – Remi

      The Stationmaster – Vinsent Gabboni

      Patron of Il Gallo Giallo – Dario Mariani

      Patron of Il Toro Rosso – Piper

      The Clockmaker – Pavel

      The Potter – Elio

      The Visitors

      British VIP – Lizzie Holmesworth

      American Consultant 1 – Chuck Whylie

      American Consultant 2 – Paul Fields

       Alieni theam faciunt optimam.

      (Strangers make the best tea.)

       In Which a Letter Stands Out

      High above the city, in the dustiest, windiest, sparsest corner of the north-west quadrant, Remi was sorting the mail. He had arrived out of breath at the sorting office. He glanced at his stopwatch and noted, with a flicker of irritation, that he was at the upper end of the time he allowed himself for this short journey. The early-morning rain had added an element of risk to some of the sharper corners, and on several occasions he’d had to slow almost to a stop to avoid injury to himself or damage to his bicycle. Happily, though, he lived on the same level as his workplace, and his commute was generally a straightforward three-kilometre cycle ride on the slippery paths that snaked through the tea plantations from the small home he shared with his mother. In a month or two, with the onset of the harsh summer sun, these paths would quickly mould into dusty, deeply grooved channels. In turn the channels would soon evolve into narrow ruts, which would hug his bicycle tyres so snugly that he could ride much of the way with his eyes closed – a feat he had often attempted with considerable, albeit unrecorded, success. Even in the wet spring months his journey to work was not strenuous; his bicycle could probably still find its own way through sheer habit, and this was certainly the easiest section of his day’s circuit. That morning, however, his journey had been interrupted not once but twice, on the first occasion by a neighbour, who needed help with a stuck pig, then shortly afterwards by a second neighbour, who held the firm belief that a problem shared was a problem halved. Remi had wondered, as he pedalled furiously to make up for the lost seconds, whether the sharing of a problem exactly doubled it, providing it with two minds instead of one in which to fester, and he further worried that the problem, like the simplest of organisms, was simultaneously dividing and subdividing in his brain and that of his neighbour.

      As always, however, Remi’s СКАЧАТЬ