The Professor. Charlotte Stein
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Название: The Professor

Автор: Charlotte Stein

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Зарубежный юмор

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isbn: 9780007579501

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      The Professor

      CHARLOTTE STEIN

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       Copyright

       Mischief

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      An eBook Original 2015

      Copyright © Charlotte Stein 2015

      Cover design: Head Design 2017, cover images: Shutterstock.com

      Charlotte Stein asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work.

      A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.

      This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

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      Ebook Edition © 2015 ISBN: 9780007579501

      Version: 2017-08-22

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Copyright

       Chapter One

       Chapter Two

       Chapter Three

       Chapter Four

       Chapter Five

       Chapter Six

      

       Chapter Seven

      

       Chapter Eight

      

       Chapter Nine

      

       Chapter Ten

      

       Chapter Eleven

      

       Chapter Twelve

      

       Chapter Thirteen

      

       Chapter Fourteen

      

       Chapter Fifteen

      

       Chapter Sixteen

      

       Chapter Seventeen

      

       Epilogue

      

       About the Publisher

       Chapter One

      I know immediately that I’ve made a terrible, terrible mistake. I can tell before I search through my folder for the essay I should have handed in, and instead find it still in there like a protruding tongue. Though once I see it and know for sure, I still pretend I did something else. I probably dropped a different piece of work on his desk. I gave him the one I did on Romanticism for Professor Pacheco, I tell myself.

      But that essay is still in the folder too.

      The only thing that’s missing is the story.

      The filthy, appalling story that no one should ever see, never mind Professor Halstrom. Why did it have to be Professor Halstrom? Everything would have been fine if I’d just given it to squat, flustered little Garwood, or the guy who teaches linguistics and looks like Rory McGrath. They might never have mentioned it at all.

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