Название: The Professor
Автор: Charlotte Stein
Издательство: HarperCollins
Жанр: Зарубежный юмор
isbn: 9780007579501
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The Professor
CHARLOTTE STEIN
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Contents
I know immediately that I’ve made a terrible, terrible mistake. I can tell before I search through my folder for the essay I should have handed in, and instead find it still in there like a protruding tongue. Though once I see it and know for sure, I still pretend I did something else. I probably dropped a different piece of work on his desk. I gave him the one I did on Romanticism for Professor Pacheco, I tell myself.
But that essay is still in the folder too.
The only thing that’s missing is the story.
The filthy, appalling story that no one should ever see, never mind Professor Halstrom. Why did it have to be Professor Halstrom? Everything would have been fine if I’d just given it to squat, flustered little Garwood, or the guy who teaches linguistics and looks like Rory McGrath. They might never have mentioned it at all.
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