Fairytale of New York. Miranda Dickinson

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      ‘Then came the Italian stallion, who said he was on an exchange programme from romantic Sicily, when really he was from romantic Queens.’

      ‘Hmm, and he only told her that small detail of his life after she’d spent most of her money showing him the sights of New York for three weeks.’

      ‘And, of course, who could forget the guy she fell head over heels with, who turned out to be her long-lost half-brother?’

      We both grimaced at that one. Ed shook his head and picked up the last two arrangements. ‘Now, you make the coffee and I’ll finish up here.’

      My coffee machine is just about the best thing ever. It’s one work requirement that I’ve retained from my old days at the advertising agency—I need my coffee in order to be creative. Customers have told me that the comforting scent of coffee mingling with the flowers makes them feel at home when they enter the shop. It seems to encourage them to spend time making their decisions. Nowadays, it’s strictly decaf after 2 p.m.—not least because we all need our sleep at night, but also because Marnie under the influence of too much caffeine is downright scary, and I don’t want to frighten the customers away. My coffee machine doesn’t look or work like it used to, but its battered appearance and the strange noises it emits are all part of its endearing character. Marnie thinks it should be retired, but Ed agrees with me that it makes the best cup of coffee around, and that makes two votes to one. Motion carried. So Old Faithful (as he is affectionately known) remains an important member of my staff.

      When the coffee was ready, after much huffing, puffing and weird clunking from Old F, Ed joined me behind the counter for lunch. Ed always eats the most enormous pastrami sandwiches at lunchtime. He buys them each morning from Schaeffer’s Deli, a few blocks down from his apartment in the East Village, on his way to work. I asked him once how he manages to eat so much without becoming the size of a small planet, and he informed me that he has an ‘excellent metabolism’. I reckon it’s more to do with the fact that he runs five miles every day, goes to the gym regularly and seems to spend most of his free time running after (or being chased by) the beautiful women of New York.

      After several minutes of happy munching, Ed gave the meat monstrosity a time out and shot me one of his serious looks.

      ‘So what about your dating history, Rosie?’

      Uh-oh. This was one road trip I knew all too well:

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      I tried a detour. ‘Not much to tell, really.’

      Of course, this wasn’t likely to put him off. In hindsight, it was probably the worst thing I could have said: there is nothing Ed Steinmann likes more than a challenge. I might just as well have slapped him in the face with a gauntlet.

      ‘Oh, come on, Rosie, there must have been guys you left back in old Blighty?’

      ‘Umm…’

      ‘Buzzzz! Hesitation!’ Only Ed could turn an embarrassing conversation into a quiz show. ‘Travelled across the Pond leaving a string of broken hearts behind you, eh?’

      I swallowed hard. ‘Something like that.’

      ‘And then there was…where was it you came here from? DC? Chicago?’

      ‘Boston.’

      ‘Ah, Boston. So—any broken hearts there?’

      ‘I—no, OK? Can we change the subject, please?’

      Ed held up his half-eaten sandwich in surrender. ‘Hey, I’m just making conversation. You’ve been here, what, six years and we’ve never seen you dating.’

      I let out a long sigh. ‘I don’t have time to date.’

      Ed took another bite and munched thoughtfully. ‘That’s because you spend half your life chasing the whims of that mad journalist friend of yours.’

      ‘Ed, that’s unfair. Celia’s a good friend.’

      ‘So how come she’s never set you up on a date then?’

      ‘Ed!’

      ‘I’m just making an observation. I mean, there must be countless eligible hacks at the Times.’

      I folded my arms in a vain attempt to feel less vulnerable. ‘Since when was my love life such an area of fascination for you?’

      ‘It’s not just me, it’s Marnie too. Actually, mainly Marnie, to be honest. She worries about you.’

      Knowing that my staff were discussing my personal life was more than a little disconcerting. It wasn’t that I minded them caring for me—that’s something that I’d always found about my team and it was great to know we all looked out for one another. It was more that I didn’t want to discuss my love life with anyone, especially not my past in London or Boston. Believe me, I had my reasons.

      ‘Well, she shouldn’t worry. I’m fine. Besides, between the two of you I think we have the eligible contingent of Manhattan pretty much covered, don’t you?’

      He nodded. ‘Good point. So, ask me about my love life then, seeing as you don’t have time for one.’ Ed has this amazing capacity for making you smile when you really should be hitting him hard. It is completely disarming but devastatingly effective.

      ‘Fine. Who’s the lucky lady tonight, pray tell?’

      Ed looked like the cat that got the cream, sapphire blue eyes twinkling. ‘Lawyer.’

      ‘Oh, nice.’

      ‘Yep, she is.’

      ‘Name?’

      ‘Mona. I think she’s Italian.’

      ‘Let me guess: second name Lisa, can’t really tell what she’s thinking, bit of an oil painting?’

      Ed was unmoved by my humour. ‘Maybe you should call 911, Rosie. My sides are in the process of splitting. No, she’s representing my cousin Klaus.’

      ‘What’s he up for?’

      Ed rested his sandwich on the counter and wiped his hands with a paper napkin. ‘How come you instantly assume my family are all crooks?’

      I looked sheepish. ‘Sorry.’ It was nice to be in control of the conversation at last.

      ‘Hmm. Well, don’t do it again, Duncan. No, he’s being sued by a former patient who claims Klaus hypnotised him during one session, causing him to make a series of disastrous business decisions, which led to the collapse of his company.’

      ‘Is your cousin a hypnotherapist?’

      ‘No—that’s the crazy thing. He’s a psychiatrist. All my family are psychiatrists, for pity’s sake, apart from me.’

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